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2013-01-08 01:59:51 PM
29 votes:
"But mommy, I heard you never go back..."
2013-01-08 02:55:51 PM
13 votes:

lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral contraceptives will find their very physiology transformed by her Nubian Lover. Some unknown quality exists in the Hung Black Stud (please forgive my redundancy, but it's a historical term), that will make the most barren woman fertile. Like the land that gave birth to his forefathers and indeed to all humanity, the fecundity of Mother Africa is somehow translated into the womb of the BBC Whore. She will ovulate despite the presence of anti-fertility hormones. Her ovum will find the uterus despite tubal ligations. Her seed with seek out his, bond and enjoin her flesh to bring forth more black life. And find that seed she will, for it is generally a copious discharge. At least, the first three or four of a session. After that he may require further hydration. And multiply that by the basketball or football team who arrive at the hotel to service her, and you can well imagine the veritable bath she'll take in their ejaculate.

Yes, who indeed is this Love Child's Black Daddy. Dare I say we all are.
2013-01-08 02:01:28 PM
11 votes:
"One day, you can be President, you little mocha bastard".

/not helping, I know.
2013-01-08 01:58:46 PM
11 votes:
aka.media.entertainment.sky.com
2013-01-08 03:18:11 PM
9 votes:

Crewmannumber6: miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?

I can't watch porn with black dudes in it


Try adjusting the brightness on your monitor.
2013-01-08 01:59:44 PM
8 votes:
Candygram.
2013-01-08 02:48:10 PM
7 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

\Seriously? I have to do this myself?
2013-01-08 02:29:13 PM
7 votes:
Hey lady, I have an idea for your husband's next birthday.

rlv.zcache.com
Wear it with pride, idiot.
2013-01-08 02:06:04 PM
6 votes:
Dear Prudence:

My 5-year-old son is starting to ask why I, his father, have no testicles. And since I have no testicles, how am I a daddy in the first place?
2013-01-08 01:56:46 PM
6 votes:
Dear Slut:
It is obvious, don't worry. He will know. They all will know.
2013-01-08 02:31:55 PM
5 votes:
"We were on a break."
2013-01-08 02:18:33 PM
5 votes:
What I really got from this is that her husband has really good credit.
2013-01-08 02:09:23 PM
5 votes:
Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
2013-01-08 02:08:18 PM
5 votes:
He's gonna figure it out. And when he does, hopefully you will have taken him on enough slut-walks that he won't be too judgmental. And hopefully he will be gay. And promiscuous as hell. And flamboyant. And a Born again holy roller. And dating a bisexual, pre-op Haitian blood donor.
2013-01-08 01:57:51 PM
5 votes:
Better yet, how does that slut explain to her children how "Dad" is such a spineless weasel?
2013-01-08 04:12:12 PM
4 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: If she were single, she'd still be hooking up with the black guy


Not once she got pregnant, she wouldn't....statistically speaking.....
2013-01-08 04:10:44 PM
4 votes:

hermitage_deux: / once you go black... we really dont want you back biatch!!
// single moms r hos.
/// just say 'no' ho, no!


You know, I don't have a high tolerance for bigots, but I have less tolerance for people who don't read thr article. She's not single, you ass bucket. She's MARRIED. That's kinda the point of the letter. If she were single, she'd still be hooking up with the black guy. Sorry that you've lost so many women to black guys that you had to come up with a rule of thumb for how to deal with it. Its not our fault that your penis can contract into your body like a baby turtle head. You should have drank more milk as a kid.
2013-01-08 03:41:30 PM
4 votes:
Just say you left the kid in the oven a little too long
2013-01-08 02:14:27 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-08 02:05:21 PM
4 votes:
Son/Daughter,

There is an old saying. It goes 'When you go black, you never go back'. Well, I went black. And I have a beautiful child. But then I went back. Now, I'm not saying it was right of me to go back. Let's face it, daddy isn't all that in the downstairs department and I'm not scoring with that set of equipment, if you know what I mean. But he is a good provider, and his biatch ass better be, too. If he doesn't know what is good for him, I might just go off and find a nice Mexican to give you a brother to play with. Your daddy best know I'm good to him. Don't tell me I look fat in that dress, Mr Beer Belly. I'll run you into bankruptcy so fast you'll wish I had slept with the entire 1986 Denver Broncos squad. Now sweetie, let's just keep this between you and me, ok? No need to tell daddy anything, ok? Let's go get some ice cream. Mommy has a powerful need to go shopping and spend some of daddy's hard earned money. Want a pony? Let's go get one.
2013-01-08 02:02:33 PM
4 votes:
Here's an answer that's actually true, if you use the secondary definitions of some of the words:

Your daddy was impotent, so I got a sperm donor.
2013-01-08 02:00:49 PM
4 votes:
Because my husband and I had a 2-year-old son together we decided that we could keep our marriage together for his sake

Yeah that's not gonna work. Your second kid is a daily reminder to your husband that you're a lying cheating slut. Your relationship is going to fail, it is probably already terrible and your husband is wasting his years of life with you. He should teach his 2 year old son to not take that sort of shiat, divorce your sorry ass and kick you out of the house.

Hugs,
~Lenny
2013-01-08 01:57:07 PM
4 votes:
Well this should be an interesting thread full of intelligent commentary.

/abandons ship
2013-01-08 08:08:16 PM
3 votes:

Riotboy: Interracial sex RULES!!!


Rule 1: get two people of different races
2013-01-08 08:01:23 PM
3 votes:
You know what they say: "Once you go black, you automatically become a whore and lose the respect of all civilized people."
2013-01-08 04:16:44 PM
3 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
You sent a letter to 'Dear Prudence'? Seriously, Mom, that's farked up.
2013-01-08 04:12:29 PM
3 votes:
Ex-girlfriends of black men.


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Rest in peace.
2013-01-08 03:23:28 PM
3 votes:

Lord Dimwit: another cultural observer: ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.

child support: 500 x 12 x 18 + 1/3 college.
legal fees: 4,000.

Your friend made the mathematically sound choice.

While it's mathematically sound if I found out that my 18-month-old wasn't mine, I don't know what I would do. I'd be furious at my wife, sure, but...he's my son. I've been with him since the moment he was born, and I'm the only dad he knows, y'know? So...I would want to make sure he was supported. I suppose I would see what my chances were of getting decent custody after the divorce.


I see you're burdened with a human soul.
2013-01-08 02:44:00 PM
3 votes:
"Because Mummy likes strange."
2013-01-08 02:15:42 PM
3 votes:
Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"

//lude
2013-01-08 02:13:19 PM
3 votes:

DoBeDoBeDo: Also the one about the lady getting off from the Maseur is a complete double standard. If a dude popped wood getting a rub down and wanted to go back and enjoy that this woman would probably be all over him for having a cheating mind.


Dear Prudence,

The only way I can reach orgasm is for a small Asian woman to walk around on my back.  Should I tell my wife?
2013-01-08 02:13:15 PM
3 votes:
Here kids, let's have some of the gender-reveal cake!
2013-01-08 02:11:00 PM
3 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-08 02:05:14 PM
3 votes:
This story would be better if they were fraternal twins of different races.
2013-01-08 02:03:33 PM
3 votes:

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


Now that's funny.
2013-01-08 02:02:56 PM
3 votes:
I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.
2013-01-08 07:23:05 PM
2 votes:

TwistedFark: My wife has really big fake boobs (32J). People are always looking at her and wondering "Are those real?" some people even have the lack of appropriate self control to actually ask the question. It's a hassle to her and annoys her


No idea how she could have avoided this annoying situation...
2013-01-08 07:21:55 PM
2 votes:
Once you go black you...end up a single mother.
2013-01-08 03:45:54 PM
2 votes:

Cer10Death: Jungle fever is a hard thing to get over.


So is yellow fever...so I have heard.
2013-01-08 03:43:04 PM
2 votes:
Step 1. Give kid handful of these...
www.oldtimecandy.com
Step 2. Ask kid, "Do you like these?"
Step 3. When kid gives affirmative reply say (while smiling largely) , "So does Mommy!"

/Repeat until kid gets the idea.
2013-01-08 03:38:59 PM
2 votes:
i123.photobucket.com
2013-01-08 03:37:21 PM
2 votes:
This thread has more instances of the word "cuckold" than the Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
2013-01-08 03:12:24 PM
2 votes:

Vectron: As in, if it's black, I'm not coming back?


"Once you go black, we don't want you back"
2013-01-08 03:09:19 PM
2 votes:

SevenizGud: Dear Slut,

Explain to him that you were fat once.

Sincerely,

Prudence


Thread over.

Ex-fatties are the best.
2013-01-08 03:07:05 PM
2 votes:
Dear Slut,

Explain to him that you were fat once.

Sincerely,

Prudence
2013-01-08 03:00:01 PM
2 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...


you sound black
2013-01-08 02:57:13 PM
2 votes:
My wife's sister-in-law announced her pregnancy in September, and since then it's been an exhausting parade of baby-related events that for which she expects my wife's presence: gender-reveal cake party, ultrasound party, three baby showers. She sends my wife (and the rest of the family) near daily updates about her gestational progress.

Holy crap that's a mountain of cray-cray. I expect her to make a few appearances on STFUParents in the near future.
2013-01-08 02:57:06 PM
2 votes:
Next time she feels that way perhaps she should consider a little
-4.bp.blogspot.com
Instead
2013-01-08 02:56:39 PM
2 votes:

ChadM89: accelerus: I'd love to know if the REAL father of the black baby pays child support, or does anything even remotely needed to help pay for the kid.

It's obvious the woman is a lying cheating whore, she just had to go out and get some big black cack and was stupid enough to get knocked up.


The sad thing is the biggest dumb ass in the whole equation is the hubby for staying with her. I'd have taken my real daughter and told the whore and tyrone to live happily ever after in their crack shack.

Holy shiat. For all the information we have, this lady could have gone out to a nice establishment and picked up an attractive, successful black man and had a one-night stand with him. She may have never spoken to him again, he may not even know she had a child by him. We know nothing about him except the fact that this lady had sex with him at least once and that he's a black male.

And based on "black male", you deliver a rant in which he's a deatbeat father named Tyrone who smokes crack and lives in squalor. Frankly I'm just surprised you didn't start off your post with, "Im not a racist, but..."


One thing we can be certain of...she did not sleep with a wealthy black athlete.  Otherwise, you bet she'd be suing for a share of the Tiger Woods Children Out of Wedlock Trust.
2013-01-08 02:54:50 PM
2 votes:

miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?


I can't watch porn with black dudes in it
2013-01-08 02:41:21 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If you are unable to come up with the words to explain life to your child, perhaps that's a sign that you shouldn't be having any.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-08 02:38:43 PM
2 votes:

Koalaesq: factoryconnection: Crotchrocket Slim: Also, cattle prod to the mother in law for lying to the child... and for being a lame stereotype of a mother in law.

Isn't the mixed-race child technically adopted by the husband now? A similar but single-race situation like this happened in my friend group and the husband adopted the new kid. The wife was going through some serious alcohol problems when she left the husband and shacked up temporarily with the babydaddy, but the wife ended up returning to her husband and kids, got treatment, finished school and pulled her life together.

It can work, though that doesn't mean it will for TFA's giant whore.

There's something called the Putative Father doctrine that many (most?) states have that says any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.


It didn't mention whether or not the biological father is on the birth certificate or whether or not he signed away any legal rights or if he even knows about the kid. But any child born from a married couple the husband is the presumptive father. This being the case, he can't technically adopt this child because that child technically is his in the eyes of the law. For a current example Kim Kardashian's kid is presuptively Kris Humphries if they are still married when she gives birth


//got my Fark Law degree with a minor in air conditioning repair.
2013-01-08 02:38:42 PM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-08 02:37:59 PM
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Dear Prudence always reminds me of Yahoo answers in the relationship category.


How mixed babby formed?
How mixed babby formed?
How slut become pragnent?
2013-01-08 02:21:54 PM
2 votes:
Well put, subby. Bravo.

LowbrowDeluxe: Well this should be an interesting thread full of intelligent commentary.

/abandons ship


With a name like that you should either shut your hypocritical whore mouth or join in and wallow in the filth.
2013-01-08 02:17:16 PM
2 votes:
I was out at the bar the other night with some of female acquaintances. One of the women is this amazingly cute little brunette who was lamenting us all night about how hard it was to find a "good man". I was perplexed at first because she was an extremely cute, educated, employed, and generally took care of herself well. I was curious where the hangup was.

Several beers later (and much more cavalier with letting my thoughts be known), I decided to "help" her figure out what she was doing wrong. Immediately I asked her if she had a child, and she did. It seemed the child was damn near black as night even though she was white, and she informed it it was a bad breakup with the "poor excuse for a father". Lets just say I got an earful that night from her friend because I told her the truth that: "there was no way any white, good-looking, intelligent, well-off, fun, Midwestern guys are going to shack up with a single mother who has a mixed race baby and has daddy issues. You might as well find another black dude that doesn't care if you have a kid."

Reality can be harsh at times. If you're a single white mother with a black child .... good luck
2013-01-08 02:15:54 PM
2 votes:
Lady, you've made quite the series of bad decisions. Why change strategies now?
2013-01-08 02:12:50 PM
2 votes:
When a mommy and a daddy decide they want to make a very special child, they get together and a special child is made. Now multiply that by 50.

and/or

When you're 18, I can show you the video.

and/or

And the TV man said "You are the father" and that was the last I ever saw of him.
2013-01-08 02:11:47 PM
2 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net

old school
2013-01-08 02:09:51 PM
2 votes:
sunsetandecho.files.wordpress.com

Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
2013-01-08 02:07:16 PM
2 votes:
abandoned-orphaned.typepad.com
2013-01-08 02:04:24 PM
2 votes:
my mother-in-law took it upon herself to tell him she was adopted. I'm at a loss for what to do. For now my husband has told MIL that the topic is verboten, but we haven't decided if we should correct her error.

Yeah, that's a good plan which will totally never backfire on you.
2013-01-08 02:01:45 PM
2 votes:
Dude. Man up and leave. The other one isn't yours either.
2013-01-08 02:00:28 PM
2 votes:
aka.media.entertainment.sky.com
2013-01-08 01:59:23 PM
2 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Well this should be an interesting thread full of intelligent commentary.

/abandons ship


Welcome to the circlejerk! Complementary tissues and lube?
2013-01-09 05:24:09 PM
1 votes:

WeenerGord: DROxINxTHExWIND: lennavan: DROxINxTHExWIND: What you are doing, including responding to me over the course of two days, is the opposite of ignoring my posts. Maybe the problem with your reading comprehension can be attributed to a limited vocabulary? I won't waste time showing you where you're wrong about your interpretations of the posts above. You've already admitted that you don't like to read.

This post made me feel kinda bad. Like I just beat up on the stupid kid in class. Look, I'm sorry DRO. I guess the thing that stuck out from your posts was the irony and the hypocrisy. You told everyone to listen to your opinion which was don't listen to other people's opinions. You cried about others racism, only to move on about how black men were stealing white women because they are better and have larger penises. Then after many posts saying everyone in the thread is a biatch teenaged girl emo pussy you said we were all on our high horses. You spent a thread chastising people who said the husband should leave the wife, only to later admit you would have left her too. After all of that, you called us hypocrites.

Hey look, do one or the other. Call us emo pussies, or tell us we're on our high horses. You can't do both. That's all I was sayin. I'm sorry I had to call you out like that. We know folks don't like gettin called out.

You're not real good at this. Lol.


Yeah, he is real good at it. You got served, biatch.


Racist!!
2013-01-09 09:56:34 AM
1 votes:

MBK: As a brown man who has sex with white women, this thread is pretty...disturbing.  And disgusting.


not enough white ho pics?
2013-01-09 12:10:55 AM
1 votes:

shoegaze99: lennavan: DROxINxTHExWIND: Pfffft. I bet your ass thought you said something real slick when you posted that.

Says the guy discussing unwed people when the article we are all commenting on is about a married chick?

His point is that a jillion people in this thread were encouraging the husband to turn the couple into unwed parents, ie. to break up the marriage, but when the discussion turned more towards race unwed parents were suddenly a big problem. His point is, "Which is it, Fark?"



Now who said she would have to be an unwed mother if the husband kicked her out?

What about the black father of her daughter? He should marry her and support his daughter, shouldn't he? Why, everyone is saying that black men often want to support and pursue visitation and be great dads, and he could be the CEO of American Express even, so why don't she go back to him and have him take care of her and his daughter? I'm sure he wants to, right?

Right?
2013-01-08 08:59:04 PM
1 votes:

Cer10Death: YEAH!! TWO CHRISTMASES!


Kwanza for the one.
2013-01-08 08:03:54 PM
1 votes:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-01-08 07:20:19 PM
1 votes:
My experience with lies and parents etc.

So I have just recovered from an automobile accident, and my best friend was mauled by my dog. My girlfriend is great, so great that whoever runs this game decided to get us pregnant. As best we could figure sperm and egg decided to do their thing on or around April 15. I remember the day she thought she was and we should check. We went into a drugstore and bought 2 tests. We went to my 'sister's' house so my GF and I could take the tests. First test: yup. Second test: you've just changed your life Dad! I remember my soon to be shaking the test as if that would change the result. She was 18, I was 23. We got married in a mid-summer day in July under the stifling DC heat and humidity. Wedding was all bliss, everyone seemed relaxed and happy. Even her father who was pushing her to decide to abort a few months prior put aside whatever he may have felt and decided to relax. I did too. I was able to forget about the letter from time to time. Every time I thought of it though, a cold shiver would run up my spine and I would try to shut it all out of my head. It would burn right through wherever I would shove the thought in my head and remind me to think about it all.

It was three days before our wedding when the letter came. I walked down to my parent's driveway to get the mail, a walk I have done hundreds of times before. On that day though the walk down seemed normal, but by the time it would take me to turn on my heels to do the walk back, something broke and broke very hard. And the way I understood the constructs of what my identity was no longer stood true
.
I opened the mailbox to see a letter addressed to me. I was thinking it was an early wedding gift. Odd it had no return address. The postmark was from a zip code about 10 minutes from my parents house. The sad thing was that it truly was in a plain brown wrapper. I flipped it over and ripped it open. Nothing big, just a piece of paper. I read it. I did not believe it at first, but then I thought about it all in an instant many things became clear. It was true. I knew it. The letter read, and I can still recall every word even though I only read that letter about three times: Dear Matthew. It is very hard for me to tell you this, but your real mother is your sister Mary. That is it. That is all it said. That is all it took in reality for me to know that it was true.

My 'mom' was in the kitchen. She was doing something like looking in a cabinet. I asked her about the letter. She looked shocked. Like that was the last thing she ever expected me to say. I could have told her I had liver cancer and had only 3 days to live and she would have looked less shocked. She said it was not true, and snatched the letter from me. I didn't care, I had already got the gist of it, and sweet Jesus what a mindfark. I went and asked my 'sister' and she got really quiet. Said nothing. Now my 'sister' who was really my mother was/is a pathological liar normally, she would have snowed me with snow bullshiat excuse, so she not saying anything was confirmation for me. It was a big deal, the house went into crisis mode. My 'dad' came home from work, and basically told me to keep on living as I thought. The past made no difference. The casual way he suggested to throw it all to the wind seemed surreal. I could not even look at my 'sister' with out feeling creeped out. Having the wedding thing, was the ultimate diversion from the aftermath of the letter. It was easier to just let that steer you. I would have thoughts about that letter, and my thoughts would skip like a badly scratched CD. And I would feel this wet blanket of truth wrap around me and smother me, but would give me just enough air to take it all in again and again. It seemed everyone was in on the lie but me.

Suddenly, everything started to make sense. If you think of the movie Angel Heart, when Mickey Rourke(sp?) puts all the horrible pieces together, that is how i felt. I know I am sounding a bit melodramatic, but that is indeed the way I saw it. In horrible flashes where I was the only one who didn't understand the punchline, while everyone else is in hysterics. Never saw any pictures of mom pregnant. When asked mom details of what she felt like when she was pregnant with me she would become evasive.
Why don't I look like a real Filipino? I had more European features than anyone else in my family. It explained why I was 6'2" when none of my parents hit over 5'6". It also explained why my 'dad' called me 'Jew Boy'. Thoughts like those would pop into my head at will.

I think it was that whole mess that let me appreciate and discover that opiates do a great job of softening the blow of psychic pain. The fact of my past also led me to think that the world owed me something. I, however learned that when you think the world owes you something, the hard fact is that you got nothing coming.
2013-01-08 07:10:48 PM
1 votes:

proteus_b: DROxINxTHExWIND: He's being a man and trying to keep his vows. Sure, I see how you could twist that to be something weak, I just don't understand why you would.

DROxInXThexWind is the voice of reason in the thread. Apparently the Mayans were right...


Maybe he just doesn't want to get stuck paying child support.
HBK
2013-01-08 06:55:30 PM
1 votes:

I Browse: Just something to keep in mind next time you bump uglies with your lady. Her pussy might not have always had a "whites only" policy.


That would be funny if a vagina had such a policy. "Hey, you're a black, you have to use the other door."
2013-01-08 06:50:24 PM
1 votes:
A lot of people are assuming that the husband is a spineless coward, but I always wondered in these kinds of situations what kind of demands the wronged partner could get away with. Perhaps as a condition for staying married to her, the husband insisted on a minimum of 2 sex acts of his choice per day. That might be worth staying for.
2013-01-08 06:21:58 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?
2013-01-08 05:19:26 PM
1 votes:

TwistedFark: DROxINxTHExWIND: The Muthaship: DROxINxTHExWIND: Amirite?

I hope so, that would be better than the stats that say 70%+ of black kids grow up without a father.

I understand from your posts that you are a devoted father, so good on you for bucking that sad trend.

Smh. How dumb do you have to be to believe that. There is a difference between growing up without a father and growing up without a father "in the home". And from this thread, no one seems to have a problem with children being raised in single parent homes because all of these pussies would have run away from their responsibility in an emotional huff because the mother was a cheater. I guess you only see a problem when its a black child. Should tell you something about yourself.

Now you're being a douche bag. There is no part of a "mans responsibility" that dictates he has to cohabitate with a woman that's cheated on him and had a baby by another man. He has a responsiblity certainly to his biological son, but I'd say that even in all this - where is the daughters biological father? Oh that's right, he's not in the picture. You're dancing around this if you ask me because it's uncomfortable. Whatever - but your opinion of what a mans responsibilities is, is frankly, rather regressive. It's no more correct than say, a woman staying with a husband that abuses her emotionally or physically simply because leaving would be "avoiding her womans responsibilities".


Slow down. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of Farkers. You all sit on high horses looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish...then you come in here talking about how fast you would have gotten rid of that biatch for cheating. Is marriage til death do you part or not? And if you treat your marriage the same way you treat going steady in high school, then what the fark was the point in getting married. Not only are people in this thread totally looking past the vows that are so sacred any other time, they're deriding the father who DID STAY as some sort of pussy. I clearly stated earler in the thread that I WOULD NOT have stayed in the relationship, but I'm not the one who runs into these threads to talk down about single parents. When exactly did it become OK to raise a child in a single parent home? If I never marry my childs mother I'm part of the problem, but if I run out of the house when times get tough then I'm sensible? GTFO of here with that bullshiat.
2013-01-08 05:16:23 PM
1 votes:

Cer10Death: YEAH!! TWO CHRISTMASES!

KWANZAA, BIATCHES!!!
2013-01-08 05:11:22 PM
1 votes:
Is this the thread where we talk about black guys dumping gorgeous black chicks for dumpy white ones?
2013-01-08 04:44:18 PM
1 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2013-01-08 04:41:36 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


you must have missed the part where she said he was black

/I kid, I kid
2013-01-08 04:39:51 PM
1 votes:

Gunther: JesusJuice: Every time he sees that kid he'll be forcefully reminded that his wife is a whore and he's a cuckold.

Whereas if the kid was white he would forget that it wasn't his after a while?


At least he'd be able to pretend in public. Now everytime someone seems him and his wife out with little Rayshonda they'll know what a sucker he is.
2013-01-08 04:31:36 PM
1 votes:

Gunther: TwistedFark: That's why it's worse. It's going to be really hard on that kid and that family because the infidelity will be front and center and on display every day

Sure, but the impression I'm getting from a heck of a lot of farkers in this thread is that they're waaaaaay madder that a white chick had sex with a black dude rather than that a woman had a kid that was obviously not her husbands.


biatch wanted to have her chocolate cake and eat it too, nawmsayn?
2013-01-08 04:27:04 PM
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: I went black and went back. Several times, in fact.

DROxINxTHExWIND: Crewmannumber6: miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?

I can't watch porn with black dudes in it

BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Its not our fault.


In all honestly, do you watch porn with white guys in it, or do you stick to your own color? I think the...object?...of porn is to imagine it's your dick, and mine is not black, so it loses that appeal.

Granted, it's not 10 inches long either, but not a lot of average size porn stars out there.


If I cover my dick in shoe polish and pretend that it's big and black is that racist? I was thinking that it might be the porn equivalent of black face and I didn't want to offend anyone.
2013-01-08 04:17:16 PM
1 votes:

Cer10Death: Here's the problem I have. This selfish biatch ruins the lives of her husband and biological son and gets a pass.


You're kidding, right? You realize she had Jungle Fever. What's she supposed to do, just pretend it's not there? Just "will it away"? This wasn't some elective behavior, she had no choice in the matter. Once that fever hits you, there's no denying it. None.
2013-01-08 03:49:29 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: I wish I had that kind of free time.

Yup, its time I finish the coffee and find something to do. . .
jzheesh!

//funemployed
// since 1979
2013-01-08 03:47:56 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: demaL-demaL-yeH: Koalaesq: We were attempting to get her to keep custody of her 5th child. It was hard because she had had sex with another man while the 4 year old was in the room.

Why would you do that?
I mean, other than for the money.


/You're a public defender, aren't you?

Legal aid. Close enough.


except one is an attorney and the other is a secretary ... ahem.. i mean 'legal aid'
2013-01-08 03:45:19 PM
1 votes:
Jungle fever is a hard thing to get over.
2013-01-08 03:33:45 PM
1 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-01-08 03:28:44 PM
1 votes:
YEAH!! TWO CHRISTMASES!
2013-01-08 03:22:35 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: miss diminutive: Whether or not his staying hurts the children depends on the state of his relationship with the mother. If he's decided to truly forgive and forget and they've worked out their issues then the kids could grow up fine.

Fair enough. I guess keeping their marriage together for their kid's sake hardly sounded like truly forgiving and forgetting to me. Sounded more like trying to suck it up and move on and it's not gonna work.



He might be Christian. Christians used to go on bloody crusades. This lay down with lambs shiat is for the birds.
2013-01-08 03:17:39 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...


Too long, hard, black; didn't read ;)

+1
2013-01-08 03:17:09 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe she went back.
2013-01-08 03:16:16 PM
1 votes:
Dear Slut: She'll end up running away from home and turning tricks for crack by the time she is 14, so just keep avoiding the question until then and you'll be golden.
2013-01-08 03:07:05 PM
1 votes:
Nordberg!
2013-01-08 03:01:31 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: Four words

[www.hangthebankers.com image 850x561]
[sugarmtnfarm.com image 850x566]


Smoking stack of wood?
2013-01-08 03:00:28 PM
1 votes:

InspectorZero: I call bullshiat


I wouldn't say that. This place where I worked many years ago there was this on Filipino women who had 5 kids. Only one of these kids looked even remotely full Filipino, the other four looked like they were either half black or white. And to make matters even worse, she was a known plant slut. I always wondered if whenever her husband dropped her off for work or they came to a company picnic if he was trying to figure out who was the biological father of the 4 kids that didn't look anything like him or look Filipino.
2013-01-08 02:59:08 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: Why would you decide it was a good idea to have this child? Why would you stay with her after that? It isn't like your marriage is healthy, get a divorce immediately. You are not helping any of the children by staying together.


Yep. Bonus prize is that she has no grounds to ask for a damned thing in the divorce. Tell her to go have fun with her little bastard and go buy yourself a sports car.
2013-01-08 02:51:10 PM
1 votes:

It's Me Bender: Lord Dimwit: is infidelity of a spouse useful in custody hearings? Like, showing that someone is an unfit parent?

No.

The "family" court system is stacked overwhelmingly in favor of (1) breaking up families, (2) giving custody to the woman, and then (3) making the man pay her alimony (called child support).

The man should have bailed as soon as the baby came out black.


As in, if it's black, I'm not coming back?
2013-01-08 02:51:04 PM
1 votes:

It's Me Bender: The "family" court system is stacked overwhelmingly in favor of (1) breaking up families, (2) giving custody to the woman, and then (3) making the man pay her alimony (called child support).


That's because:

1) If you're in family court, you're probably already broken up.
2) Jackasses like you drive a social narrative so the fathers have already given up long before they ever got to court.
3) Your chance to biatch about supporting a woman comes when you are dating her and are married to her and she wants to be a stay at home mom. You don't get to be cool with it and then not come divorce time.
2013-01-08 02:47:33 PM
1 votes:
Whores are gonna whore, I reckon.
2013-01-08 02:46:09 PM
1 votes:

bikerific: PowerSlacker: Better yet, how does that slut explain to her children how "Dad" is such a spineless weasel?


Seems like sticking around in this situation takes a lot more spine than just bailing out.

People make mistakes. They get over it.


Yeah, they get over it by remedying the situation. Not let it fester around until it legally becomes a human being.

Bailing out and taking custody of the kid is what a guy with a spine does; especially if the woman won't do the right thing and remedy the mistake.

It takes great strength to raise a kid under those circumstances, it is easier to lie to yourself and the children there's nothing wrong.
2013-01-08 02:43:50 PM
1 votes:

accelerus: I'd love to know if the REAL father of the black baby pays child support, or does anything even remotely needed to help pay for the kid.

It's obvious the woman is a lying cheating whore, she just had to go out and get some big black cack and was stupid enough to get knocked up.


The sad thing is the biggest dumb ass in the whole equation is the hubby for staying with her. I'd have taken my real daughter and told the whore and tyrone to live happily ever after in their crack shack.


Holy shiat. For all the information we have, this lady could have gone out to a nice establishment and picked up an attractive, successful black man and had a one-night stand with him. She may have never spoken to him again, he may not even know she had a child by him. We know nothing about him except the fact that this lady had sex with him at least once and that he's a black male.

And based on "black male", you deliver a rant in which he's a deatbeat father named Tyrone who smokes crack and lives in squalor. Frankly I'm just surprised you didn't start off your post with, "Im not a racist, but..."
2013-01-08 02:39:23 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


I'm betting he at least still stops by to drop a few more potential kids off in the pool...
/IF ya know what I mean.
2013-01-08 02:38:28 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: factoryconnection: Crotchrocket Slim: Also, cattle prod to the mother in law for lying to the child... and for being a lame stereotype of a mother in law.

Isn't the mixed-race child technically adopted by the husband now? A similar but single-race situation like this happened in my friend group and the husband adopted the new kid. The wife was going through some serious alcohol problems when she left the husband and shacked up temporarily with the babydaddy, but the wife ended up returning to her husband and kids, got treatment, finished school and pulled her life together.

It can work, though that doesn't mean it will for TFA's giant whore.

There's something called the Putative Father doctrine that many (most?) states have that says any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.


That's where an Action to Establish Paternity comes in handy. If you're genetically not the father, and never adopted the child, the odds of you getting away without having to pay child support increase. The Court would then ask Mommy to give it the name of the real father, who would then be on the hook for child support.
2013-01-08 02:37:13 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-08 02:32:23 PM
1 votes:
Dear Prudence always reminds me of Yahoo answers in the relationship category.
2013-01-08 02:31:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
Just tell the kid it's daddy's fault.
2013-01-08 02:29:00 PM
1 votes:
biatch must be a god damn once-in-a-lifetime piece of ass for him to stick around and raise someone else's kid, let alone a mulatto one.
2013-01-08 02:28:59 PM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: I know, through my own ex, a woman that has children by three different fathers. Encountering the family, I had thought that the eldest (in this case) was adopted, and was somewhat surprised to learn that her father had in fact been deported back to Jamaica. I had also thought that the father was merely annoyed by the older daughters wanting his attention while he was trying to relax. Ugh, I hate the Annapolis Valley.


uh...wait, WHAT??!!
2013-01-08 02:28:58 PM
1 votes:
www.startrek.com
2013-01-08 02:28:07 PM
1 votes:
Nuttier than squirrel turds.
2013-01-08 02:27:06 PM
1 votes:
"Q. Enjoying More Than Just the Massage I enjoy massages a couple of times a year. The last one was performed by a male masseuse. He did a wonderful job; I was relaxed and all of the major problems in my lower back were improved. There was an unexpected added bonus though. Because he was male, I felt a little excited about being touched by someone other than my husband. Nothing sexual happened. It wasn't a Sex and the City moment. But I still got a little secret thrill from the experience. My next massage is coming up. Is it OK for me to request another male masseuse?"

LOLOLOLOL..

I found this MUCH better place for massages then we had used in the past. I scheduled a massage for my wife with one of the girls. She liked it better then the other places, they were far more professional.... THEN her birthday was coming up so I scheduled another massage.. but noticed that they had a guy on staff now. FBd him.. found out he was active outdoors.. about 15 years younger.. had the hair she likes.. so I never told her about it but scheduled the guy instead....
:) She was extremely shocked and then pleased because as a guy he was much stronger and able to dig into those nots in her shoulders.. Then.. even though she requested just the upper back.. he moved down.. LOL.. even moved her panties down to " reach lower on her back" exposing 1/2 her ass.

..so in short to the letter writer I answer... oh dear.. its pretty much expected for you to get some sort of thrill from it... so just go with the flow.. and if you really love hubby.. schedule him an appoitment with a female masseuse at the same place.. or better yet... ask him to come sit in the room with you.
2013-01-08 02:24:14 PM
1 votes:
I'd love to know if the REAL father of the black baby pays child support, or does anything even remotely needed to help pay for the kid.

It's obvious the woman is a lying cheating whore, she just had to go out and get some big black cack and was stupid enough to get knocked up.


The sad thing is the biggest dumb ass in the whole equation is the hubby for staying with her. I'd have taken my real daughter and told the whore and tyrone to live happily ever after in their crack shack.
2013-01-08 02:24:13 PM
1 votes:
Little Johnny:Mom? Wy does sis get to play in the bleach water and i don't?

///not an aisle seat for me i'll be in the back.
2013-01-08 02:23:35 PM
1 votes:
Son,

I see you have noticed that your half-sister, Shaniquawana, is a different color than you, daddy and me.
Well, to explain everything, Hollywood made a movie and here's the dvd.
It's called Mandingo.

Love,
Mummy
2013-01-08 02:22:15 PM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: I know, through my own ex, a woman that has children by three different fathers. Encountering the family, I had thought that the eldest (in this case) was adopted, and was somewhat surprised to learn that her father had in fact been deported back to Jamaica. I had also thought that the father was merely annoyed by the older daughters wanting his attention while he was trying to relax. Ugh, I hate the Annapolis Valley.


One of my most memorable clients was a woman who had 5 children by 5 different fathers. We were attempting to get her to keep custody of her 5th child. It was hard because she had had sex with another man while the 4 year old was in the room. She assured me it was ok because the kid was watching TV and "never saw what happened".

/CSS
2013-01-08 02:22:10 PM
1 votes:
Headline says it all.

Mom is a bit overweight, has died blonde hair and self esteem issues? check
Sis goes directly into Special Ed while brother gets good grades? check

Not too much to figure out.

Can I say, I don't believe there is a husband? No man would put up with that. I think the state has become the husband for her. I see stupid hippie chicks with mocha babies all the time. Single moms raising ugly babies that don't like them on welfare. Black dads don't stick around girls. sad
2013-01-08 02:21:13 PM
1 votes:
aka.media.entertainment.sky.com
2013-01-08 02:14:41 PM
1 votes:
The Dr who delivered my eldest daughtr thinks he's a comedian. I said I didn't particularly want to observe the birth, so I stayed up with the Mrs and held her hand / talked her throug it. The Dr got me to lok by saying " It's crowning; l can see her little black curly hairs". Friggn smart arse that guy!

csbroheim
2013-01-08 02:09:45 PM
1 votes:

bob999: I've often assumed that Ms. Prudence makes these up. She sure gets some of the most improbable letters.


On her off days she writes for "Dear Penthouse"
2013-01-08 02:06:57 PM
1 votes:

Lord Dimwit: Just out of curiosity, is infidelity of a spouse useful in custody hearings? Like, showing that someone is an unfit parent? 'Cause if so, I would think divorce would be the best option here.


When talking about custody of a child, the standard is always "best interest of the children." In this case, I would argue that having affairs doesnt' necessarily affect the child because that's an adult matter that doesn't really impact the child (although it may be foolish to have a kid from those affairs, but that's a separate issue). So generally, no, affairs don't impact custody decisions, unless it can be shown that mom is having affairs in front of the kid, or with dangerous people, or in a way that neglects the children.

/that'll be $200, please.
2013-01-08 02:06:08 PM
1 votes:

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


Like the 10 guys running the train on her would be able to narrow it down!
2013-01-08 02:05:07 PM
1 votes:
Right kept the marriage together because of the kid.

Just come out and say "My husband loves to watch me get boned by BBC on a regular basis. One time we got carried away in the moment and he wanted to see his wife get a creampie from another dude."

Also the one about the lady getting off from the Maseur is a complete double standard. If a dude popped wood getting a rub down and wanted to go back and enjoy that this woman would probably be all over him for having a cheating mind.
2013-01-08 02:05:02 PM
1 votes:
I've often assumed that Ms. Prudence makes these up. She sure gets some of the most improbable letters.
2013-01-08 02:04:46 PM
1 votes:
Just out of curiosity, is infidelity of a spouse useful in custody hearings? Like, showing that someone is an unfit parent? 'Cause if so, I would think divorce would be the best option here.

My wife and I have an understanding on this. Just about anything will be forgiven, but not infidelity. No second chances. Trust is absolutely necessary for a working marriage, and once trust is violated to that degree, it can probably never be regained.

(I work from home and my wife is a stay at home mom, so it's not like we have a lot of opportunities to be unfaithful. Also, I'm amazed I have even one woman in the world who's interested in me anyway, so it's not like I'm going to cheat.)
2013-01-08 02:02:49 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: Because my husband and I had a 2-year-old son together we decided that we could keep our marriage together for his sake

Yeah that's not gonna work. Your second kid is a daily reminder to your husband that you're a lying cheating slut. Your relationship is going to fail, it is probably already terrible and your husband is wasting his years of life with you. He should teach his 2 year old son to not take that sort of shiat, divorce your sorry ass and kick you out of the house.

Hugs,
~Lenny


The best part is, if they get divorced now, the husband will likely be on the hook for child support for the mixed race kid too.

/There's a little gas on this fire for ya.
2013-01-08 02:00:07 PM
1 votes:

PowerSlacker: Better yet, how does that slut explain to her children how "Dad" is such a spineless weasel?


It partially explains why she cheated on him in the first place: She knew she would get away with it.
2013-01-08 01:59:24 PM
1 votes:
A. He's five and it's on the internet, he already knows.
 
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