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2013-01-08 05:23:19 PM
With cuckolds, it's "Your whore wife got seduced by some dude who farked her and went on his way while you have spend the rest of your life raising his child."
The cuckold has always been the ulimate sucker. The less people that have to know about it the better.
 
2013-01-08 05:26:56 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Slow down. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of Farkers. You all sit on high horses looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish


We're looking down on the wife, not the kid. Duh. I can't believe you posted without bothering to actually read the posts.

DROxINxTHExWIND: but I have less tolerance for people who don't read thr article


Oh awkward.

DROxINxTHExWIND: Not only are people in this thread totally looking past the vows that are so sacred any other time


You give a nice big pass to the wife who shiat all over those vows. Christians believe Marriage is a sacred vow before God. You know what else Christians believe about women who cheat?

Deuteronomy 22:22 "If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die."
Leviticus 20:10 "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."

I'm thinkin he's a nice guy if rather than putting her to death, he just divorces her.
 
2013-01-08 05:35:23 PM

lennavan: You give a nice big pass to the wife who shiat all over those vows. Christians believe Marriage is a sacred vow before God. You know what else Christians believe about women who cheat?

Deuteronomy 22:22 "If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die."
Leviticus 20:10 "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."



I have to address this.

CHRISTIANS should not care one bit what the Old Testament says. Only Jews should. CHRISTians should only ask themselves one cliched question: "What Would Jesus Do?" The same Jesus who said after being tortured and nailed to a cross to die a horrible death: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Jesus would have forgiven her.

Glad I am not a christian.
 
2013-01-08 05:39:55 PM

R.A.Danny: Is this the thread where we talk about black guys dumping gorgeous black chicks for dumpy white ones?


I have to admit, as someone who grew up in Detroit, I never farking understood this. I have a cousin who is about 5'3, 230 lbs and dumb as a box of rocks. I was over at her mothers house visiting when she walks in with this passably attractive black guy, who I find out is her new boyfriend. I'm thinking to myself, "Wow she really got lucky."

Then an hour later this guys ex-girlfriend comes over to drop off his 2 year old kid (okay, so not quite so lucky, he has a kid already, but so does she) - and his ex girlfriend is this absolutely gorgeous black lady.

I remember walking out of there and thinking to myself, "Whatever the opposite of jungle fever is, this dude's got it". It's the only way to explain how he could be with my cousin.

//Yes, my cousin is a dumb troll.
 
2013-01-08 05:40:51 PM

lennavan: DROxINxTHExWIND: Slow down. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of Farkers. You all sit on high horses

looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish

We're looking down on the wife, not the kid. Duh. I can't believe you posted without bothering to actually read the posts.

DROxINxTHExWIND: but I have less tolerance for people who don't read thr article

Oh awkward.


Pfffft. I bet your ass thought you said something real slick when you posted that. Lol. Your reading comprehension fails you. You look down at the UNWED who have children, not the children. Smh. I waited a few minutes to post this just so you could bask in your percieved awesomeness for a little while longer. You're welcome.
 
2013-01-08 05:41:02 PM

FarkinHostile: I have to address this.

CHRISTIANS should not care one bit what the Old Testament says. Only Jews should. CHRISTians should only ask themselves one cliched question: "What Would Jesus Do?" The same Jesus who said after being tortured and nailed to a cross to die a horrible death: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Jesus would have forgiven her.

Glad I am not a christian.


What would Jesus say about the Old Testament laws?

Matthew 5:17
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them
 
2013-01-08 05:41:06 PM

feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".


it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?
 
2013-01-08 05:42:10 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Pfffft. I bet your ass thought you said something real slick when you posted that.


Says the guy discussing unwed people when the article we are all commenting on is about a married chick?

DROxINxTHExWIND: You all sit on high horses looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish


You silly pants, we read the article!

DROxINxTHExWIND: You're welcome.


Thanks.
 
2013-01-08 05:43:29 PM

inner ted: feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".

it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?


I really don't think you are.
 
2013-01-08 05:43:41 PM

Callous: A. He's five and it's on the internet, he already knows.


Know? He's probably seen his own conception.
 
2013-01-08 05:44:21 PM

TwistedFark: R.A.Danny: Is this the thread where we talk about black guys dumping gorgeous black chicks for dumpy white ones?

I have to admit, as someone who grew up in Detroit, I never farking understood this. I have a cousin who is about 5'3, 230 lbs and dumb as a box of rocks. I was over at her mothers house visiting when she walks in with this passably attractive black guy, who I find out is her new boyfriend. I'm thinking to myself, "Wow she really got lucky."

Then an hour later this guys ex-girlfriend comes over to drop off his 2 year old kid (okay, so not quite so lucky, he has a kid already, but so does she) - and his ex girlfriend is this absolutely gorgeous black lady.

I remember walking out of there and thinking to myself, "Whatever the opposite of jungle fever is, this dude's got it". It's the only way to explain how he could be with my cousin.

//Yes, my cousin is a dumb troll.


Black chick has self respect and isn't willing to put up with shiat, whereas white chick has no self respect and will allow men to walk all over her?
 
2013-01-08 05:45:24 PM

lennavan: FarkinHostile: I have to address this.

CHRISTIANS should not care one bit what the Old Testament says. Only Jews should. CHRISTians should only ask themselves one cliched question: "What Would Jesus Do?" The same Jesus who said after being tortured and nailed to a cross to die a horrible death: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Jesus would have forgiven her.

Glad I am not a christian.

What would Jesus say about the Old Testament laws?

Matthew 5:17
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them


So Jesus would have killed the biatch? I'm so confused.
 
2013-01-08 05:48:53 PM

ChadM89: accelerus: I'd love to know if the REAL father of the black baby pays child support, or does anything even remotely needed to help pay for the kid.

It's obvious the woman is a lying cheating whore, she just had to go out and get some big black cack and was stupid enough to get knocked up.


The sad thing is the biggest dumb ass in the whole equation is the hubby for staying with her. I'd have taken my real daughter and told the whore and tyrone to live happily ever after in their crack shack.

Holy shiat. For all the information we have, this lady could have gone out to a nice establishment and picked up an attractive, successful black man and had a one-night stand with him. She may have never spoken to him again, he may not even know she had a child by him. We know nothing about him except the fact that this lady had sex with him at least once and that he's a black male.

And based on "black male", you deliver a rant in which he's a deatbeat father named Tyrone who smokes crack and lives in squalor. Frankly I'm just surprised you didn't start off your post with, "Im not a racist, but..."


I'm with you here. Seems like threads like this release the inner racism of some folks. For all we know, the woman in the letter could have been farking the CEO of American Express. But no, some people automatically assume it is some "Black dude named Tyrone who is a crackhead".

When I see this, I immediately begin to wonder about the possible esteem and fear issues some farkers may possess. But that thought is overrun with the other thought that some people here have some serious issues with race/fear of black men...and prolly of the psychosis that black men may take their women and there isn't shiat they can do about it.

/stop being racist...and childish, people
// and get over yourselves while you're at it.
 
2013-01-08 05:51:35 PM

Phony_Soldier: lennavan: FarkinHostile: I have to address this.

CHRISTIANS should not care one bit what the Old Testament says. Only Jews should. CHRISTians should only ask themselves one cliched question: "What Would Jesus Do?" The same Jesus who said after being tortured and nailed to a cross to die a horrible death: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Jesus would have forgiven her.

Glad I am not a christian.

What would Jesus say about the Old Testament laws?

Matthew 5:17
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them

So Jesus would have killed the biatch? I'm so confused.



Well, to be fair, if you look to the bible for answers to any single question, you can pick verses that will give you whatever answer you want. So would he have killed the biatch? Depends, what do you want the answer to be? Choose quotes appropriately. Shiat's convenient that way.

Anyway point was lots of people look to religion with respect to a "sacred vow" of marriage. If you look further at the various religions, there's a lot of things said about cheating spouses. You're not just stuck with them forever.
 
2013-01-08 05:53:09 PM

lennavan: DROxINxTHExWIND: Pfffft. I bet your ass thought you said something real slick when you posted that.

Says the guy discussing unwed people when the article we are all commenting on is about a married chick?

DROxINxTHExWIND: You all sit on high horses looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish

You silly pants, we read the article!

DROxINxTHExWIND: You're welcome.

Thanks.


Translation: I'm going to move right past how wrong I was and try to tell another poorly received joke. I would tell you to read the thread so that you could have an informed opinion of how we all came to this point in the discussion, but I remember how you read. So, nevermind. Well, its the end of the work day and I've got a half-cigar in the ashtray that's calling my name. Take care.
 
2013-01-08 05:54:52 PM
A major portion of my family is mixed race, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-01-08 05:55:47 PM

feffer: inner ted: feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".

it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?

I really don't think you are.


Thank god for print-screen.
 
2013-01-08 05:58:11 PM

feffer: inner ted: feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".

it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?

I really don't think you are.


you show me the part that is causing you trouble, and i'll be happy to explain where you erred.

or you can just say some flippant shiat with nothing to back it up all while calling me juvenile.

& not see the irony

you know, whichever
 
2013-01-08 06:01:34 PM
 
2013-01-08 06:06:30 PM

inner ted: feffer: inner ted: feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".

it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?

I really don't think you are.

you show me the part that is causing you trouble, and i'll be happy to explain where you erred.

or you can just say some flippant shiat with nothing to back it up all while calling me juvenile.

& not see the irony

you know, whichever


The part that is causing me trouble is you ridiculing an attorney who works with low-income clients by comparing him/her to a secretary. "Legal aid" isn't an alternate title for paralegal, and you made yourself look like an ignorant asshole.
 
2013-01-08 06:15:14 PM

sychosyd_28: WWJRD?

(What Would John Redcorn Do?)


Cuckhold the hell of out Dale Gribble of Dale's Dead Bugs for like a decade or something.
 
2013-01-08 06:21:58 PM

Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.


LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?
 
2013-01-08 06:23:09 PM

feffer: inner ted: feffer: inner ted: feffer: inner ted: and double lulz if you have a law degree and are just a freaking legal assistant

Oh sweetie. :( Does it hurt to be so dumb? Try googling "Legal Aid".

it's ok sugar, i'm well familiar with what a legal aid is

what part of the grown ups talking confused you?

I really don't think you are.

you show me the part that is causing you trouble, and i'll be happy to explain where you erred.

or you can just say some flippant shiat with nothing to back it up all while calling me juvenile.

& not see the irony

you know, whichever

The part that is causing me trouble is you ridiculing an attorney who works with low-income clients by comparing him/her to a secretary. "Legal aid" isn't an alternate title for paralegal, and you made yourself look like an ignorant asshole.


first, here - dry your tears

second - when i was at the local public defenders office, legal assistants / legal aids are the people that assist the attorney & investigator. they keep in contact with the client - schedule court appearances - you know, secretary type work.

if attorneys are now called "legal aids" - well it's news to me

so take a deep breath Francis
 
2013-01-08 06:24:45 PM

Buttknuckle: There is a lot of racism coming out in this thread. WTF guys?


Not to mention the "lying cheating biatch whore" misogyny. Even Alabama has (recently) abandoned anti-miscegenation laws, people.
 
2013-01-08 06:28:42 PM

lennavan: You are picturing the custody decision as a single entity. Custody would be a single part of a larger divorce case. She cheated on him, so she's at fault, so she's going to be the one with the uphill battle. The stupidest thing a guy who just got cheated on can possibly do is move out. The court is going to give primary custody to whoever kept the house because that's in the best interest of the children



Then the husband should have thrown the slut's clothes out on the lawn and changed the locks, and got a restraining order against her, and filed for divorce.
 
2013-01-08 06:31:19 PM

DoBeDoBeDo:
Also the one about the lady getting off from the Maseur is a complete double standard. If a dude popped wood getting a rub down and wanted to go back and enjoy that this woman would probably be all over him for having a cheating mind.


actually that has never happened... because I am not aware of any man in the history of mankind who has ever written to some newspaper shrink asking her for advise when said incident you described happened to him at the massage place.. have you?
 
2013-01-08 06:39:32 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.

LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?


Happens all the time. It just racist like you have built up a fantasy world where it doesn't happen so in your minds it doesn't.
 
2013-01-08 06:47:16 PM
We will never know how this turns out.
 
2013-01-08 06:48:50 PM
For all of you saying "once you go black, we don't want you back", I have some disappointing news...

Many of your wives and girlfriends might not have been completely honest with you about their sexual pasts. I'm married now, but in my single days...I dated and hooked up with quite a few white women. And no...not the fat unattractive white women that you've convinced yourselves are the only ones who sleep with black dudes. These were very cute white girls. Some of them downright stunning as I recall.

I'm sure that lots of them went on to get married, have relationships, families, etc. And although it's just a hunch, I'll bet that not all of them told their current husbands and boyfriends the race of every single guy they slept with.

Just something to keep in mind next time you bump uglies with your lady. Her pussy might not have always had a "whites only" policy.
 
2013-01-08 06:48:55 PM
Reality can be harsh at times. If you're a single white mother with a black child .... good luck

Chances are, you'll never live to see him become the President of the United States of America...
 
2013-01-08 06:49:13 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: TwistedFark: DROxINxTHExWIND: The Muthaship: DROxINxTHExWIND: Amirite?

I hope so, that would be better than the stats that say 70%+ of black kids grow up without a father.

I understand from your posts that you are a devoted father, so good on you for bucking that sad trend.

Smh. How dumb do you have to be to believe that. There is a difference between growing up without a father and growing up without a father "in the home". And from this thread, no one seems to have a problem with children being raised in single parent homes because all of these pussies would have run away from their responsibility in an emotional huff because the mother was a cheater. I guess you only see a problem when its a black child. Should tell you something about yourself.

Now you're being a douche bag. There is no part of a "mans responsibility" that dictates he has to cohabitate with a woman that's cheated on him and had a baby by another man. He has a responsiblity certainly to his biological son, but I'd say that even in all this - where is the daughters biological father? Oh that's right, he's not in the picture. You're dancing around this if you ask me because it's uncomfortable. Whatever - but your opinion of what a mans responsibilities is, is frankly, rather regressive. It's no more correct than say, a woman staying with a husband that abuses her emotionally or physically simply because leaving would be "avoiding her womans responsibilities".

Slow down. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of Farkers. You all sit on high horses looking down at the unwed with children as if they are rubbish...then you come in here talking about how fast you would have gotten rid of that biatch for cheating. Is marriage til death do you part or not? And if you treat your marriage the same way you treat going steady in high school, then what the fark was the point in getting married. Not only are people in this thread totally looking past the vows that are so sacred any other time, they're deriding the ...


So you are the only one in the thread who is allowed to say he should dump the cheating whore? The rest of us are hypocrites if we agree with you? Go fark yourself.
 
HBK
2013-01-08 06:49:37 PM

inner ted: second - when i was at the local public defenders office, legal assistants / legal aids are the people that assist the attorney & investigator. they keep in contact with the client - schedule court appearances - you know, secretary type work.

if attorneys are now called "legal aids" - well it's news to me

so take a deep breath Francis


Are you a troll or are you really this pants shiattingly stupid?
 
2013-01-08 06:50:24 PM
A lot of people are assuming that the husband is a spineless coward, but I always wondered in these kinds of situations what kind of demands the wronged partner could get away with. Perhaps as a condition for staying married to her, the husband insisted on a minimum of 2 sex acts of his choice per day. That might be worth staying for.
 
2013-01-08 06:50:54 PM

ongbok: SuperNinjaToad: Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.

LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?

Happens all the time.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-08 06:51:19 PM

I Browse: Her pussy might not have always had a "whites only" policy.


iamokaywiththis.jpg

/my penis doesn't either
 
2013-01-08 06:54:59 PM

I Browse: For all of you saying "once you go black, we don't want you back", I have some disappointing news...

Many of your wives and girlfriends might not have been completely honest with you about their sexual pasts. I'm married now, but in my single days...I dated and hooked up with quite a few white women. And no...not the fat unattractive white women that you've convinced yourselves are the only ones who sleep with black dudes. These were very cute white girls. Some of them downright stunning as I recall.

I'm sure that lots of them went on to get married, have relationships, families, etc. And although it's just a hunch, I'll bet that not all of them told their current husbands and boyfriends the race of every single guy they slept with.

Just something to keep in mind next time you bump uglies with your lady. Her pussy might not have always had a "whites only" policy.


Daddy?
 
HBK
2013-01-08 06:55:30 PM

I Browse: Just something to keep in mind next time you bump uglies with your lady. Her pussy might not have always had a "whites only" policy.


That would be funny if a vagina had such a policy. "Hey, you're a black, you have to use the other door."
 
2013-01-08 06:56:47 PM

Vectron: ongbok: SuperNinjaToad: Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.

LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?

Happens all the time.

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How am I supposed to cite that? I don't think statistics are kept on the race of people who are seeking visitation rights. All I can say is that I have very many friends over the years who have fought for increased visitation with their kids. Why don't you give me a citation saying black men don't try to get visitation rights? And not the statistic that says black children don't have a father in the home because that has nothing to do with visitation.
 
2013-01-08 07:08:33 PM

ongbok: Vectron: ongbok: SuperNinjaToad: Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.

LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?

Happens all the time.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x163]

How am I supposed to cite that? I don't think statistics are kept on the race of people who are seeking visitation rights. All I can say is that I have very many friends over the years who have fought for increased visitation with their kids. Why don't you give me a citation saying black men don't try to get visitation rights? And not the statistic that says black children don't have a father in the home because that has nothing to do with visitation.


And as often as men are farked over for visitation rights anyway, I can only imagine black men get it even worse.
 
2013-01-08 07:08:48 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: He's being a man and trying to keep his vows. Sure, I see how you could twist that to be something weak, I just don't understand why you would.


DROxInXThexWind is the voice of reason in the thread. Apparently the Mayans were right...
 
2013-01-08 07:10:25 PM

ongbok: Vectron: ongbok: SuperNinjaToad: Koalaesq: I wonder if the second kid's father is at all in the picture. Wait until he suddenly decides to come seeking custody or visitation rights of the kid; that'll really be confusing to the first kid.

LOL, dude.. seriously when was the last time you see a black dude seeking custody or visitation rights to his bastard child?

Happens all the time.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x163]

How am I supposed to cite that? I don't think statistics are kept on the race of people who are seeking visitation rights. All I can say is that I have very many friends over the years who have fought for increased visitation with their kids. Why don't you give me a citation saying black men don't try to get visitation rights? And not the statistic that says black children don't have a father in the home because that has nothing to do with visitation.



Ok, but you have to admit that on the whole, black men make the lousiest fathers and husbands by the standards of Western nations. They may be perfectly fine in the African tradition but their relationships are not understandable to white people.
 
2013-01-08 07:10:48 PM

proteus_b: DROxINxTHExWIND: He's being a man and trying to keep his vows. Sure, I see how you could twist that to be something weak, I just don't understand why you would.

DROxInXThexWind is the voice of reason in the thread. Apparently the Mayans were right...


Maybe he just doesn't want to get stuck paying child support.
 
2013-01-08 07:20:19 PM
My experience with lies and parents etc.

So I have just recovered from an automobile accident, and my best friend was mauled by my dog. My girlfriend is great, so great that whoever runs this game decided to get us pregnant. As best we could figure sperm and egg decided to do their thing on or around April 15. I remember the day she thought she was and we should check. We went into a drugstore and bought 2 tests. We went to my 'sister's' house so my GF and I could take the tests. First test: yup. Second test: you've just changed your life Dad! I remember my soon to be shaking the test as if that would change the result. She was 18, I was 23. We got married in a mid-summer day in July under the stifling DC heat and humidity. Wedding was all bliss, everyone seemed relaxed and happy. Even her father who was pushing her to decide to abort a few months prior put aside whatever he may have felt and decided to relax. I did too. I was able to forget about the letter from time to time. Every time I thought of it though, a cold shiver would run up my spine and I would try to shut it all out of my head. It would burn right through wherever I would shove the thought in my head and remind me to think about it all.

It was three days before our wedding when the letter came. I walked down to my parent's driveway to get the mail, a walk I have done hundreds of times before. On that day though the walk down seemed normal, but by the time it would take me to turn on my heels to do the walk back, something broke and broke very hard. And the way I understood the constructs of what my identity was no longer stood true
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I opened the mailbox to see a letter addressed to me. I was thinking it was an early wedding gift. Odd it had no return address. The postmark was from a zip code about 10 minutes from my parents house. The sad thing was that it truly was in a plain brown wrapper. I flipped it over and ripped it open. Nothing big, just a piece of paper. I read it. I did not believe it at first, but then I thought about it all in an instant many things became clear. It was true. I knew it. The letter read, and I can still recall every word even though I only read that letter about three times: Dear Matthew. It is very hard for me to tell you this, but your real mother is your sister Mary. That is it. That is all it said. That is all it took in reality for me to know that it was true.

My 'mom' was in the kitchen. She was doing something like looking in a cabinet. I asked her about the letter. She looked shocked. Like that was the last thing she ever expected me to say. I could have told her I had liver cancer and had only 3 days to live and she would have looked less shocked. She said it was not true, and snatched the letter from me. I didn't care, I had already got the gist of it, and sweet Jesus what a mindfark. I went and asked my 'sister' and she got really quiet. Said nothing. Now my 'sister' who was really my mother was/is a pathological liar normally, she would have snowed me with snow bullshiat excuse, so she not saying anything was confirmation for me. It was a big deal, the house went into crisis mode. My 'dad' came home from work, and basically told me to keep on living as I thought. The past made no difference. The casual way he suggested to throw it all to the wind seemed surreal. I could not even look at my 'sister' with out feeling creeped out. Having the wedding thing, was the ultimate diversion from the aftermath of the letter. It was easier to just let that steer you. I would have thoughts about that letter, and my thoughts would skip like a badly scratched CD. And I would feel this wet blanket of truth wrap around me and smother me, but would give me just enough air to take it all in again and again. It seemed everyone was in on the lie but me.

Suddenly, everything started to make sense. If you think of the movie Angel Heart, when Mickey Rourke(sp?) puts all the horrible pieces together, that is how i felt. I know I am sounding a bit melodramatic, but that is indeed the way I saw it. In horrible flashes where I was the only one who didn't understand the punchline, while everyone else is in hysterics. Never saw any pictures of mom pregnant. When asked mom details of what she felt like when she was pregnant with me she would become evasive.
Why don't I look like a real Filipino? I had more European features than anyone else in my family. It explained why I was 6'2" when none of my parents hit over 5'6". It also explained why my 'dad' called me 'Jew Boy'. Thoughts like those would pop into my head at will.

I think it was that whole mess that let me appreciate and discover that opiates do a great job of softening the blow of psychic pain. The fact of my past also led me to think that the world owed me something. I, however learned that when you think the world owes you something, the hard fact is that you got nothing coming.
 
2013-01-08 07:21:35 PM
hahahahhahah. i knew the father would be a jiggaboo. guess hubby's tiny white penis just wasn't doing it for her anymore.
 
2013-01-08 07:21:55 PM
Once you go black you...end up a single mother.
 
2013-01-08 07:23:05 PM

TwistedFark: My wife has really big fake boobs (32J). People are always looking at her and wondering "Are those real?" some people even have the lack of appropriate self control to actually ask the question. It's a hassle to her and annoys her


No idea how she could have avoided this annoying situation...
 
2013-01-08 07:26:52 PM

orbister: Buttknuckle: There is a lot of racism coming out in this thread. WTF guys?

Not to mention the "lying cheating biatch whore" misogyny. Even Alabama has (recently) abandoned anti-miscegenation laws, people.


Actually, calling her a 'lying cheating biatch whore' isn't in itself misogyny.  She is all of those things.  But holy crap, there really is a TON of misogyny in this thread.  Misogyny isn't in calling a person names, it's in the extra details - the speculations and the generalizations of women in general that are misogyny.  Hating a person does not equate to hating a gender.  However, there sure is plenty of both going on in here.

Too often people toss around the accusation of 'misogyny' over little things like being a creeper (seriously?), focusing on attractiveness, or using non-neutral language to slam an individual.  None of those things are misogynist.  There's some very real female-hating bile in this thread, which could serve as a good example of actual misogyny.  Combine that with the overt racism going on, and I feel more like I'm on /b/, rather than Fark.
 
2013-01-08 07:27:18 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Crewmannumber6: miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?

I can't watch porn with black dudes in it

BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Its not our fault.

In other news, I'm starting to see what folks are saying about Farkers and their female bashing. Maybe I just never paid it much attention before, but you all sound like a bunch of scorned females. The anger directed at this woman seems to be coming from a very personal place in some cases. The guy decided to stick it out and keep his family intact. Is it the decision that I would have made? Hell no. But, how much of a hypocrite do you have to be to pontificate about absentee fathers in other threads and then to come in here and complain that this guy didn't run crying into the woods when he found out his wife was a cheater. The EASIEST thing that he could do is run away and vilify her to family, friends, and the child. He's doing the HARDEST thing that anyone could do in this situation. He's being a man and trying to keep his vows. Sure, I see how you could twist that to be something weak, I just don't understand why you would.


Umm, she cheated with a kneegrow and her infidelity is an obvious and blatant slap in the face.

/just trying to fill it in here
 
2013-01-08 07:28:41 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral contraceptives will find their very physiology transformed by her Nubian Lover. Some unknown quality exists in the Hung Black Stud (please forgive my redundancy, but it's a historical term), that will make the most barren woman fertile. Like the land that gave birth to his forefathers and indeed to all humanity, the fecundity of Mother Africa is somehow translated into the womb of the BBC Whore. She will ovulate despite the presence of anti-fertility hormones. Her ovum will find the uterus despite tubal ligations. Her seed with seek out his, bond and enjoin her flesh to bring forth more black life. And find that seed she will, for it is generally a copious discharge. At least, the first three or four of a session. After that he may require further hydration. And multiply that by the basketball or football team who arrive at the hotel to service her, and you can well imagine the veritable bath she'll take in their ejaculate.

Yes, who indeed is this Love Child's Black Daddy. Dare I say we all are.


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2013-01-08 07:34:33 PM

The Quaalude Renaissance: My experience with lies and parents etc.

So I have just recovered from an automobile accident, and my best friend was mauled by my dog. My girlfriend is great, so great that whoever runs this game decided to get us pregnant. As best we could figure sperm and egg decided to do their thing on or around April 15. I remember the day she thought she was and we should check. We went into a drugstore and bought 2 tests. We went to my 'sister's' house so my GF and I could take the tests. First test: yup. Second test: you've just changed your life Dad! I remember my soon to be shaking the test as if that would change the result. She was 18, I was 23. We got married in a mid-summer day in July under the stifling DC heat and humidity. Wedding was all bliss, everyone seemed relaxed and happy. Even her father who was pushing her to decide to abort a few months prior put aside whatever he may have felt and decided to relax. I did too. I was able to forget about the letter from time to time. Every time I thought of it though, a cold shiver would run up my spine and I would try to shut it all out of my head. It would burn right through wherever I would shove the thought in my head and remind me to think about it all.

It was three days before our wedding when the letter came. I walked down to my parent's driveway to get the mail, a walk I have done hundreds of times before. On that day though the walk down seemed normal, but by the time it would take me to turn on my heels to do the walk back, something broke and broke very hard. And the way I understood the constructs of what my identity was no longer stood true
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I opened the mailbox to see a letter addressed to me. I was thinking it was an early wedding gift. Odd it had no return address. The postmark was from a zip code about 10 minutes from my parents house. The sad thing was that it truly was in a plain brown wrapper. I flipped it over and ripped it open. Nothing big, just a piece of paper. I read it. I did not believe it at ...


I've never been in a situation like that, but I have to ask. If they were both still in your life and presumably both love you, what's the big deal? I can understand being upset at first, but turning to drugs? I don't know. Like I said, I've never been in that sort of situation. The closest thing in my life would be when I found out at 30 that I had a half-brother who is 35 right after the death of my dad. It was before he met my mother, but we both handled it pretty well when we found out.
 
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