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2013-01-08 02:57:13 PM
My wife's sister-in-law announced her pregnancy in September, and since then it's been an exhausting parade of baby-related events that for which she expects my wife's presence: gender-reveal cake party, ultrasound party, three baby showers. She sends my wife (and the rest of the family) near daily updates about her gestational progress.

Holy crap that's a mountain of cray-cray. I expect her to make a few appearances on STFUParents in the near future.
 
2013-01-08 02:58:06 PM
I came
 
2013-01-08 02:58:45 PM

factoryconnection: That was the adopted child that W used to torpedo McCain out of the SC Primary in 2000, by claiming it was his secret, illegitimate child. That's what you get when you put this state full of morons in a position of power.


I'd be a little more outraged, except for the fact that McCain is an insane warmonger. Thank God he never got his hands on the nuclear button.

//No, I'm not saying Bush was good
//just not as bad as McCain
 
2013-01-08 02:59:08 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Why would you decide it was a good idea to have this child? Why would you stay with her after that? It isn't like your marriage is healthy, get a divorce immediately. You are not helping any of the children by staying together.


Yep. Bonus prize is that she has no grounds to ask for a damned thing in the divorce. Tell her to go have fun with her little bastard and go buy yourself a sports car.
 
2013-01-08 02:59:48 PM

ChadM89: accelerus: I'd love to know if the REAL father of the black baby pays child support, or does anything even remotely needed to help pay for the kid.

It's obvious the woman is a lying cheating whore, she just had to go out and get some big black cack and was stupid enough to get knocked up.


The sad thing is the biggest dumb ass in the whole equation is the hubby for staying with her. I'd have taken my real daughter and told the whore and tyrone to live happily ever after in their crack shack.

Holy shiat. For all the information we have, this lady could have gone out to a nice establishment and picked up an attractive, successful black man and had a one-night stand with him. She may have never spoken to him again, he may not even know she had a child by him. We know nothing about him except the fact that this lady had sex with him at least once and that he's a black male.

And based on "black male", you deliver a rant in which he's a deatbeat father named Tyrone who smokes crack and lives in squalor. Frankly I'm just surprised you didn't start off your post with, "Im not a racist, but..."


Man, I'm glad someone said it. There is a lot of racism coming out in this thread. WTF guys?
 
2013-01-08 03:00:00 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...



ffuuuuuuuu..... LOL
 
2013-01-08 03:00:01 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...


you sound black
 
2013-01-08 03:00:28 PM

InspectorZero: I call bullshiat


I wouldn't say that. This place where I worked many years ago there was this on Filipino women who had 5 kids. Only one of these kids looked even remotely full Filipino, the other four looked like they were either half black or white. And to make matters even worse, she was a known plant slut. I always wondered if whenever her husband dropped her off for work or they came to a company picnic if he was trying to figure out who was the biological father of the 4 kids that didn't look anything like him or look Filipino.
 
2013-01-08 03:00:52 PM

miss diminutive: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: biatch must be a god damn once-in-a-lifetime piece of ass for him to stick around and raise someone else's kid, let alone a mulatto one.

Maybe he's just thinking that he doesn't want to punish the child for the mother's mistakes.


Yet he is punishing the children more by staying together than if he left. It's not him punishing the child, it's the mother who did the punishing.
 
2013-01-08 03:01:31 PM

OscarTamerz: Four words

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Smoking stack of wood?
 
2013-01-08 03:03:24 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: OscarTamerz: Four words

[www.hangthebankers.com image 850x561]
[sugarmtnfarm.com image 850x566]

Smoking stack of wood?


No, it's "Young Barack Obama Smoked A Lot of Wood"
 
2013-01-08 03:04:44 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: OscarTamerz: Four words

[www.hangthebankers.com image 850x561]
[sugarmtnfarm.com image 850x566]

Smoking stack of wood?


I once heard W.C. Fields use the expression, "An Ethiope in the fuel supply." I believe poster was using the image of our President in his youth as a euphemism for what we politely refer to as the N word.
 
2013-01-08 03:04:48 PM

another cultural observer: demaL-demaL-yeH: OscarTamerz: Four words

[www.hangthebankers.com image 850x561]
[sugarmtnfarm.com image 850x566]

Smoking stack of wood?

No, it's "Young Barack Obama Smoked A Lot of Wood"


"Barack is stacked"
 
2013-01-08 03:04:55 PM

Nurglitch: I know, through my own ex, a woman that has children by three different fathers.


I'm not sure why you think this is unusual. It's incredibly common in the black community -- probably more common than a woman having all three of her children by the same father.
 
2013-01-08 03:06:25 PM
Is babbydaddy paying child support?
 
2013-01-08 03:07:05 PM
Dear Slut,

Explain to him that you were fat once.

Sincerely,

Prudence
 
2013-01-08 03:07:05 PM
Nordberg!
 
2013-01-08 03:07:28 PM

Amos Quito: Is babbydaddy paying child support?


Only if white dad goes to court, disestablishes paternity and divorces his harlot.
 
2013-01-08 03:08:35 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Why would you decide it was a good idea to have this child? Why would you stay with her after that? It isn't like your marriage is healthy, get a divorce immediately. You are not helping any of the children by staying together.


Worthless cheating sluts and pathetic spineless douchebags deserve one another. I hope they make eachother miserable for the rest of their lives (and leave the rest of us alone).
 
2013-01-08 03:09:19 PM

SevenizGud: Dear Slut,

Explain to him that you were fat once.

Sincerely,

Prudence


Thread over.

Ex-fatties are the best.
 
2013-01-08 03:10:56 PM

lennavan: miss diminutive: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: biatch must be a god damn once-in-a-lifetime piece of ass for him to stick around and raise someone else's kid, let alone a mulatto one.

Maybe he's just thinking that he doesn't want to punish the child for the mother's mistakes.

Yet he is punishing the children more by staying together than if he left. It's not him punishing the child, it's the mother who did the punishing.


Whether or not his staying hurts the children depends on the state of his relationship with the mother. If he's decided to truly forgive and forget and they've worked out their issues then the kids could grow up fine.

I'm not saying I agree with his choices. If a man cheated on me and got another woman pregnant he'd be out the door in a heartbeat, kids or not.
 
2013-01-08 03:11:47 PM
Mommy was probably a cum guzzling slut before she got married - buyer beware!
 
2013-01-08 03:12:24 PM

Vectron: As in, if it's black, I'm not coming back?


"Once you go black, we don't want you back"
 
2013-01-08 03:12:36 PM

ordinarysteve: Nurglitch: I know, through my own ex, a woman that has children by three different fathers. Encountering the family, I had thought that the eldest (in this case) was adopted, and was somewhat surprised to learn that her father had in fact been deported back to Jamaica. I had also thought that the father was merely annoyed by the older daughters wanting his attention while he was trying to relax. Ugh, I hate the Annapolis Valley.

I'm just glad your story didn't involve Golars running wild


Huh. I just learned something. And all this time I was taking those valley cornholes at their word that the real issue was with folks on the North Mountain (read: low ridge forming the northern edge of the Annapolis Valley).
 
2013-01-08 03:14:37 PM

lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.


Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.
 
2013-01-08 03:16:16 PM
Dear Slut: She'll end up running away from home and turning tricks for crack by the time she is 14, so just keep avoiding the question until then and you'll be golden.
 
2013-01-08 03:17:09 PM
I can't believe she went back.
 
2013-01-08 03:17:39 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...


Too long, hard, black; didn't read ;)

+1
 
2013-01-08 03:18:11 PM

Crewmannumber6: miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?

I can't watch porn with black dudes in it


Try adjusting the brightness on your monitor.
 
2013-01-08 03:18:35 PM

ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.


child support: 500 x 12 x 18 + 1/3 college.
legal fees: 4,000.

Your friend made the mathematically sound choice.
 
2013-01-08 03:18:56 PM

miss diminutive: Whether or not his staying hurts the children depends on the state of his relationship with the mother. If he's decided to truly forgive and forget and they've worked out their issues then the kids could grow up fine.


Fair enough. I guess keeping their marriage together for their kid's sake hardly sounded like truly forgiving and forgetting to me. Sounded more like trying to suck it up and move on and it's not gonna work.
 
2013-01-08 03:20:02 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Crewmannumber6: miscreant: Maybe the husband actually gets off on that. Isn't there a whole porn genre based on this?

I can't watch porn with black dudes in it

Try adjusting the brightness on your monitor.


LOL
 
2013-01-08 03:20:08 PM

another cultural observer: ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.

child support: 500 x 12 x 18 + 1/3 college.
legal fees: 4,000.

Your friend made the mathematically sound choice.


While it's mathematically sound if I found out that my 18-month-old wasn't mine, I don't know what I would do. I'd be furious at my wife, sure, but...he's my son. I've been with him since the moment he was born, and I'm the only dad he knows, y'know? So...I would want to make sure he was supported. I suppose I would see what my chances were of getting decent custody after the divorce.
 
2013-01-08 03:22:35 PM

lennavan: miss diminutive: Whether or not his staying hurts the children depends on the state of his relationship with the mother. If he's decided to truly forgive and forget and they've worked out their issues then the kids could grow up fine.

Fair enough. I guess keeping their marriage together for their kid's sake hardly sounded like truly forgiving and forgetting to me. Sounded more like trying to suck it up and move on and it's not gonna work.



He might be Christian. Christians used to go on bloody crusades. This lay down with lambs shiat is for the birds.
 
2013-01-08 03:22:46 PM
It would seem the guys of fark have some very intense and rage-provoking insecurities when it comes to the idea of white chicks and black dudes.

I've seen affair threads come up before, the pure vitriolic fury in this thread is pretty astounding... and amusing.

How many guys in here are chomping at the bit to call her a "mud-shark?"
 
2013-01-08 03:23:05 PM

Koalaesq: One of my most memorable clients was a woman who had 5 children by 5 different fathers.


Reminds me of my sister, who while still quite young had 4 kids with 4 different men, only one of whom she married. Her fifth man, her second husband, ended up raising them all (with child support from baby daddy #1 & #2...IIRC).
 
2013-01-08 03:23:09 PM
theflyingguillotine.files.wordpress.com

Nordberg!!!
 
2013-01-08 03:23:14 PM
My advice to the woman:

Move out of your house immediately.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 03:23:21 PM
I believe it was Areo Hotah who said "someone always tells"
 
2013-01-08 03:23:26 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Koalaesq: We were attempting to get her to keep custody of her 5th child. It was hard because she had had sex with another man while the 4 year old was in the room.

Why would you do that?
I mean, other than for the money.


/You're a public defender, aren't you?


Legal aid. Close enough.
 
2013-01-08 03:23:28 PM

Lord Dimwit: another cultural observer: ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.

child support: 500 x 12 x 18 + 1/3 college.
legal fees: 4,000.

Your friend made the mathematically sound choice.

While it's mathematically sound if I found out that my 18-month-old wasn't mine, I don't know what I would do. I'd be furious at my wife, sure, but...he's my son. I've been with him since the moment he was born, and I'm the only dad he knows, y'know? So...I would want to make sure he was supported. I suppose I would see what my chances were of getting decent custody after the divorce.


I see you're burdened with a human soul.
 
2013-01-08 03:25:06 PM

ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.


That's a different issue. What I was bringing up is establishing paternity in the first place. If you are married, you are by default assumed to be the legal father. You can contest it as a married father and get a DNA test, or if the wife signs the form you both can voluntarily agree you are not the father. Sounds like your friend already accepted being the father and wanted that changed.

Paternity is an amazingly simple thing to establish. It's a simple cheek swab and you're done and they do it essentially high-throughput down at the courthouse downtown. Your friend made the right choice long term financially but if someone is strapped for cash, the forms are all online. He could have filed it himself. Here's the pro se page. Link
 
2013-01-08 03:27:10 PM
CSB time...

Many many years ago I was working retail and the MILF that was the head of returns had just been promoted to asst mgr. She comes into the mostly empty lunchroom and someone mentions her 4 year old son (she's a single mom). She decides to tell us that she has no idea who the father is. Apparently, she was a flight attendant and had worked a flight to Vancouver without another flight to work until new years day. So, in her own words "I went on a week-long bender hopping from bar to bar and bed to bed and found out later I was pregnant." Then she told us she dreads the day the kid starts asking about his dad and she's trying to figure out how to tell him she has no idea who he is. *shakes head*
 
2013-01-08 03:27:57 PM
Worthless cheating sluts are worthless. Dad should divorce her lying ass post-haste and sue for custody of his child.

/Divorcing my own worthless cheating slut now
//55 days left to go then her ass gone forever
///thank FSM, we have no kids
 
2013-01-08 03:28:39 PM

lennavan: ongbok: lennavan: Koalaesq: any child born to a married man and woman automatically means the husband is considered the dad, even if the mom suspects or knows the child was born of cuckoldry. So depending on the state, yes, the husband may be deemed the actual father of the child.

We have that here in IL. If the mom knows he is not the father, like in this article, the father has two possible ways to protest. One is for him and the mother to both sign a denial of paternity form where they voluntarily agree he is not the father, the other is to get a DNA test.

Isn't there a lot of legal paperwork and money involved in this? I'm from IL also, and I know a guy that went through this. It is a long story that would have sent most men over the edge, and almost did it to him, but short version is he wasn't married to the woman, they were engaged and he had signed the birth certificate, then almost 2 years later he found out he wasn't the father. He was able to do it, but like I said it was a long process and cost him a lot of money in legal fees.

That's a different issue. What I was bringing up is establishing paternity in the first place. If you are married, you are by default assumed to be the legal father. You can contest it as a married father and get a DNA test, or if the wife signs the form you both can voluntarily agree you are not the father. Sounds like your friend already accepted being the father and wanted that changed.

Paternity is an amazingly simple thing to establish. It's a simple cheek swab and you're done and they do it essentially high-throughput down at the courthouse downtown. Your friend made the right choice long term financially but if someone is strapped for cash, the forms are all online. He could have filed it himself. Here's the pro se page. Link


Another recent-ish NJ case had this fantastic turn of events: A father was getting a divorce from the mother. In NJ, you have to pay for child support through college. Mom applied for child support, and dad brought that up that he knew the kid wasn't even his, and refused to pay child support. Dad tried to get a DNA test to prove it, but since he had basically sat on his rights for 18 years and it would not benefit the kid, the court refused to let him off the hook and said he had to pay for the kid's college and continue to be the putative father.
 
2013-01-08 03:28:44 PM
YEAH!! TWO CHRISTMASES!
 
2013-01-08 03:29:01 PM
Bah I meant to click preview

"Apparently, she was a flight attendant and had worked a flight to Vancouver on Christmas Eve without another flight to work until new years day."
 
2013-01-08 03:30:50 PM

bemis23: Worthless cheating sluts are worthless. Dad should divorce her lying ass post-haste and sue for custody of his child.

/Divorcing my own worthless cheating slut now
//55 days left to go then her ass gone forever
///thank FSM, we have no kids


Divorce sucks (never did it myself, but assisted in quite a few), just remember to not give in just to "get it over with". People who say they just want to "get it over with" always regret the concessions they've made afterwards.

/also, be nice to your lawyer.
 
2013-01-08 03:31:30 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: lude: Did she even know the guy's name? Or was he called "next"


While that may come across as a funny little joke, it should be remembered that most women who "go black" as they say, become complete whoores for the BBC. They crave it. It becomes their Lord and Master, such is the power of Black Mojo. They'll tryst away with their Black Lover, enjoying the prodigious manhood for which they are famous, and can even forget that the husband is there, in the room, perhaps touching himself, perhaps weeping tears of joy on his chastity device, but all she knows is she rests secure in the Bosom of Africa which controls, embraces, and penetrates her. She'll gleefully take his issue in whatever orifice it should please him to deposit it. Then she'll lay back and beckon for more as the African American man is known for his enormous sexual appetite and superhuman performance.

But here's where that fantasy becomes complicated. Indeed, she's gone black, she certainly cannot go back at this juncture. She can, however, go forward. Group liaisons with multiple hung, black stallions, two, three, even six at a time is not uncommon once a HotWife has truly accepted her identity as a Black C*ck Slut. Once she begins taking cream pies under such conditions, it is truly a lottery when attempting to determine the sire of the resultant spawn. And you can be sure, oh yes, that there will be cream pies. Demure at first, playing the coquettish Horny, Hot, White, Suburban Housewife, she may choose to require her partners to wear condoms when penetrating her vagina. Once her legs are wrapped around his torso and her hands cling to his muscular, athletic shoulders, however, she will take in his scent, feel his passion, and crave the sensation of his seed within her. It is inevitable. It happens not to most, but to all white women who indulge that Mandingo fantasy.

Also surprising to many of these women is the full scope of the Black Man's Sexual Prowess. Even women who are treated with oral c ...


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reveal101: PowerSlacker: Better yet, how does that slut explain to her children how "Dad" is such a spineless weasel?

It partially explains why she cheated on him in the first place: She knew she would get away with it.


Not just cheat on him, but cheat on him and have another mans baby, a baby that will obviously let EVERYONE know he was cuckolded as well. To top it all off, she doesn't say anything about being remorseful, thinking her affair was a mistake, or being contrite. She says that they stayed together for their son.

I mean, shiat, really? Really?
 
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