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3430 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Jan 2013 at 3:17 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-08 01:41:39 PM  
So... will it be awkward if McCarron and Dockett ever end up on the same team?
 
2013-01-08 01:58:24 PM  
Chicken wings followed by a trip to the strip club.  He sure knows how to woo a girl.
 
2013-01-08 02:18:10 PM  
Nine-Oh is so awesome. I hope he doesn't leave the team, wherever he ends up if he does will have a damn good player.
 
2013-01-08 03:22:43 PM  
Totally ignored all the good parts of the exchange, namely McCarron laughing at him and saying he has a better shot at the strippers, Dockett calling her "our girl,"...at least they got the wings place getting properly in on it and making him an offer.
 
2013-01-08 03:23:11 PM  
-- Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (XXX) XXX-XXXX when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond,

This guy was going to take her out for chicken wings and a King Diamond concert? Sounds like a good night to me.
 
2013-01-08 03:29:33 PM  
I bet he got free chicken wings and lapdances. Probably even got him a handy to help ease his heartbreak. He's a social media genius.
 
2013-01-08 03:31:15 PM  
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2013-01-08 03:33:31 PM  
Unfortunately for him, he was actually tweeting up Katherine "Kat" Webb, a Miami female impersonator, who ended up going out with him that night...

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...watch for the follow up as he has to explain on Jerry Springer that he had no idea, even when they farked with the lights off at his place.
 
2013-01-08 03:51:38 PM  
I went to high school with that guy. I'm not feeling particularly proud of that fact right now.
 
2013-01-08 04:06:52 PM  
Pretty douchey to ask out another guy's girlfriend on Twitter, particularly if you know she has a boyfriend
 
2013-01-08 04:07:39 PM  

balki1867: I went to high school with that guy. I'm not feeling particularly proud of that fact right now.


Why? Did he do the whole "chicken wings and strippers" routine with you, too?
 
2013-01-08 04:10:47 PM  
He should have played the waffle card.
 
2013-01-08 04:16:44 PM  
Has anyone bombarded his phone with

machoprogrammer: Pretty douchey to ask out another guy's girlfriend on Twitter, particularly if you know she has a boyfriend


It's Darnell Dockett...you expecting chivalry?
 
2013-01-08 04:17:50 PM  
She is beautiful, but she looks like she JUST dodged horseface by the thinnest of margins.
 
2013-01-08 04:21:44 PM  

Tickle Mittens:


Darnelle Dockett had quite some cosmetic surgery done in the off season.
 
2013-01-08 04:23:03 PM  

Tickle Mittens: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 426x640][s1.ibtimes.com image 660x990][www.bestfashionshows.com image 575x832]


she reeeeeaaaallllly looks like a biatch. An extremely biatchy one at that.
 
2013-01-08 04:26:48 PM  
chicken wings and the strip club? that's not the way to woo her. i think darnelle was wooing himself with that plan of attack.
 
2013-01-08 04:39:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: Pretty douchey to ask out another guy's girlfriend on Twitter, particularly if you know she has a boyfriend


This. Especially when we all know he wasn't interested in a "date", he just wants to fark her. Call it like it is.
 
2013-01-08 04:42:22 PM  

10up: Tickle Mittens: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 426x640][s1.ibtimes.com image 660x990][www.bestfashionshows.com image 575x832]

she reeeeeaaaallllly looks like a biatch. An extremely biatchy one at that.


I bet you could walk out of your office to find her keying "10up skeets into the coffee filter" into your car, and she'd flash a big smile, drop that peach sweet drawl on you and next thing you know you're walking away whistling having handed her your keys so hers wouldn't get scuffed.
 
2013-01-08 04:52:21 PM  
White women or free chicken wings? Sometimes life can be difficult on a brotha.
 
2013-01-09 03:18:51 PM  
This girl screams HIGH MAINTENANCE

Bang her rotten and leave her Darnell. And share the sex tape.
 
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