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(National Journal)   Tired of bottled conservative tears? How about 300 pounds of Romney bling instead?   (nationaljournal.com) divider line 74
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2013-01-08 12:15:59 PM  
i935.photobucket.com

"*Sniff* I loved that slab!"
 
2013-01-08 01:00:18 PM  
Oh, I so want that thing.

ROAD TRIP!!!!
 
2013-01-08 01:06:14 PM  
There hundred pounds? That's .847 of a Tea Bagger.
 
2013-01-08 01:21:11 PM  

2wolves: There hundred pounds? That's .847 of a Tea Bagger.


where hundred pounds? Whar?
 
2013-01-08 01:22:33 PM  
If I lived nearby I'd totally grab that, just so I could use it to get on Pawn Stars in a few years.
 
2013-01-08 01:39:18 PM  

Apos: [i935.photobucket.com image 615x345]

"*Sniff* I loved that slab!"


Tiny-face Romney is the best thing to come out of the last election cycle.
 
2013-01-08 01:41:32 PM  
Obama should take it and have them mint the $1T coin out of it.
 
2013-01-08 01:43:05 PM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

Romney bling
 
2013-01-08 01:44:10 PM  
Ehhh, it's got more than scrap value. Someone should have called the factory they got it from and asked them to haul it back and put it to use. It's a known grade of fresh steel that hasn't been heat treated, use that steel.

Or is it somehow metaphorical that Republicans think things should be thrown away when they become inconvenient.
 
2013-01-08 01:44:12 PM  

theknuckler_33: Obama should take it and have them mint the $1T coin out of it.


Unless Obama can perform alchemy, steel doesn't meet the metallurgical requirement.
 
2013-01-08 01:44:14 PM  
I hear Scott Brown has a truck he's no longer using and some time on his hands to make a road trip.
 
2013-01-08 01:44:47 PM  
+1 to every Farker in this thread so far
 
2013-01-08 01:45:04 PM  
Someone should buy it, mount it on the back of a truck, and just occasionally drive by places where Romney is so that he is reminded of his loss.
 
2013-01-08 01:47:11 PM  
That would make a lovely necklace for my parents republiderps parties.
 
2013-01-08 01:47:21 PM  

wildcardjack: Ehhh, it's got more than scrap value. Someone should have called the factory they got it from and asked them to haul it back and put it to use. It's a known grade of fresh steel that hasn't been heat treated, use that steel.

Or is it somehow metaphorical that Republicans think things should be thrown away when they become inconvenient.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-08 01:47:40 PM  

Apos: [i935.photobucket.com image 615x345]

"*Sniff* I loved that slab!"


Is it just me or does he look like that James Van Der Beek Welcome to Fark picture?
 
2013-01-08 01:49:18 PM  
FTA: If anything, it's worth the price in scrap. For instance, one easily googled company in Texas says they buy scrap steel at $0.50 a pound.

i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 01:49:48 PM  
Kind of funny how after the election and Romney loses, they just leave it there for the landlord to deal with it.
 
2013-01-08 01:50:42 PM  
I'd buy it, melt it down, and have GM build me a Chevy Cobalt out of it.
 
2013-01-08 01:50:55 PM  
They're selling Karl Rove?
 
2013-01-08 01:50:56 PM  

ShawnDoc: If I lived nearby I'd totally grab that, just so I could use it to get on Pawn Stars in a few years.


Does Rick have a buddy who is an expert in this sort of crap?
 
2013-01-08 01:52:12 PM  
300 pounds of scrap metal, free to the first person that drives up with a trailer?
Man, they must live in a good neighborhood if that thing hasn't been stolen yet.
 
2013-01-08 01:52:30 PM  
That reminds me: I have a life-size body casting of Ann Romney's breasts. It was for an exhibit I was trying to put together. Let me know if you are interested.
 
2013-01-08 01:52:40 PM  
I reckon you could cut it up and build a couple filing cabinets full of women with it.
 
2013-01-08 01:52:41 PM  
Anyone remember that massive irregular hunk of metal campaign gewgaw in America: The Book?
 
2013-01-08 01:53:12 PM  

cram_hole: Apos: [i935.photobucket.com image 615x345]

"*Sniff* I loved that slab!"

Is it just me or does he look like that James Van Der Beek Welcome to Fark picture?



Good eye! That's precisely why I chose it.
 
2013-01-08 01:54:33 PM  
Donate it to habitat for inanity.
 
2013-01-08 01:55:16 PM  

Bermuda59: ShawnDoc: If I lived nearby I'd totally grab that, just so I could use it to get on Pawn Stars in a few years.

Does Rick have a buddy who is an expert in this sort of crap?


Probably doesn't have time for the buddy to come down thought. Best he can do is $20 - cash money.
 
2013-01-08 01:56:37 PM  
I figure somewhere out there, an outhouse needs a door
 
2013-01-08 01:56:39 PM  
I wouldn't take it, because of the error on the sign.

It should read "Believe in Amercia."
 
2013-01-08 01:57:32 PM  
give it to the face tattoo guy.
 
2013-01-08 01:57:42 PM  

RanDomino: Anyone remember that massive irregular hunk of metal campaign gewgaw in America: The Book?


The George McGovern 800-pound irregularly shaped object!
 
2013-01-08 01:58:46 PM  
A cold, inanimate object labeled 'Romney?'

The election's over, leave Ann alone!
 
2013-01-08 02:02:06 PM  
Please, somebody bring that thing to Burning Man.
 
2013-01-08 02:03:41 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: theknuckler_33: Obama should take it and have them mint the $1T coin out of it.

Unless Obama can perform alchemy, steel doesn't meet the metallurgical requirement.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-08 02:06:17 PM  
More entertaining than plinking at a cut out of a javelina.
 
2013-01-08 02:07:24 PM  
Nah, no need for Rmoney bling.

No need for bottled conservative tears either, there are plenty of fresh ones available.
 
2013-01-08 02:08:39 PM  
I'm surprised if there's not already, as we speak, college kids playing beer pong on it.
 
2013-01-08 02:11:03 PM  

ShawnDoc: If I lived nearby I'd totally grab that, just so I could use it to get on Pawn Stars in a few years.


img407.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-08 02:12:16 PM  
If they are just trying to throw away Slab Romney, what are they going to do with the other sons?
 
2013-01-08 02:16:25 PM  

ltdanman44: Romney bling


I just snarfed a Coke all over the place. Thanks, thanks for the LOL.
 
2013-01-08 02:18:23 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: If they are just trying to throw away Slab Romney, what are they going to do with the other sons?


i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 02:18:29 PM  
Oh, Romney. Bless his heart.

/Actually, no. F*ck that guy.
 
2013-01-08 02:21:31 PM  
www.canyoncountryzephyr.com

Melt it down and make another so they dont have to share.
 
2013-01-08 02:24:40 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Apos: [i935.photobucket.com image 615x345]

"*Sniff* I loved that slab!"

Tiny-face Romney is the best thing to come out of the last election cycle.


Agreed.
 
2013-01-08 02:31:17 PM  

wildcardjack: Ehhh, it's got more than scrap value. Someone should have called the factory they got it from and asked them to haul it back and put it to use. It's a known grade of fresh steel that hasn't been heat treated, use that steel.

Or is it somehow metaphorical that Republicans think things should be thrown away when they become inconvenient.


Mostly this.
 
2013-01-08 02:47:08 PM  

Mixolydian Master: ShawnDoc: If I lived nearby I'd totally grab that, just so I could use it to get on Pawn Stars in a few years.

[img407.imageshack.us image 504x504]


Those guys don't know what they're talking about.  This is a one of a kind piece and its worth way more than they offered.  They really dropped the ball this time.
 
2013-01-08 02:55:34 PM  
Man, I would love to just prop it up at the back end if my backyard and plink at it with a pellet pistol when I'm bored, pee on it on warm nights in the summer, teach my dog to shiat near to it, and put a bird feeder on top, so birds and squirrels will leave wet runnels of diseased rodent and bird feces all over it.

Then if I'm still alive, deliver the results to RMoney on his death bed, and taunt him over the one thing all the riches and toilets made of unobtanium couldn't buy him.
 
2013-01-08 03:02:31 PM  

Karac: 300 pounds of scrap metal, free to the first person that drives up with a trailer?
Man, they must live in a good neighborhood if that thing hasn't been stolen yet.


How do you steal something that is being given away for free to anybody?
 
2013-01-08 03:06:12 PM  

neongoats: Man, I would love to just prop it up at the back end if my backyard and plink at it with a pellet pistol when I'm bored, pee on it on warm nights in the summer, teach my dog to shiat near to it, and put a bird feeder on top, so birds and squirrels will leave wet runnels of diseased rodent and bird feces all over it.

Then if I'm still alive, deliver the results to RMoney on his death bed, and taunt him over the one thing all the riches and toilets made of unobtanium couldn't buy him.


That's a pretty sweet idea!
 
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