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(NBC Philadelphia)   Ever see one of those epidemic movies with big quarantine tents? That would never happen in real life... Oh. Crap   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 18
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2013-01-08 12:48:26 PM  
4 votes:
From the comments: "Flu shots cause flu, mumphs shots cause mumphs, etc.. Exercise and eat right instead."

Apparently most of the people in that thread got their dumbass shots this fall...
2013-01-08 01:51:56 PM  
3 votes:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

YOU ARE BEING LIED TO! THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU! THE PRESS, WHICH HAS BEEN CO-OPTED BY THE FORCES OF THE PIG PARAMILITARY, IS LYING TO YOU! THE ADMINISTRATION OF THIS UNIVERSITY IS LYING TO YOU, AS ARE THE INFIRMARY DOCTORS UNDER THE ADMINISTRATION'S ORDERS!

1. THERE IS NO SUPERFLU VACCINE.

2. SUPERFLU IS NOT A SERIOUS DISEASE, IT IS A DEADLY DISEASE.

3. SUSCEPTIBILITY MAY RUN AS HIGH AS 75%.

4. SUPERFLU WAS DEVELOPED BY THE FORCES OF THE U.S. PIG PARAMILITARY AND DISBURSED BY ACCIDENT.

5. THE U.S. PIG PARAMILITARY NOW MEANS TO COVER UP THEIR MURDEROUS BLUNDER EVEN IF IT MEANS 75% OF THE POPULATION WILL DIE!

ALL REVOLUTIONARY PEOPLE, GREETINGS! THE TIME OF OUR STRUGGLE IS NOW! UNITE, STRIVE, CONQUER!

MEETING IN GYM AT 7:00 PM!

STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
2013-01-08 01:02:42 PM  
3 votes:
Hi there.

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2013-01-08 01:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
This is what happens when you don't protect your boarders, and let disease laden riff-raff come into your country.

Yeah, I'm looking at you Justin Beiber.
2013-01-08 12:49:50 PM  
2 votes:

Circusdog320: Comments on the article are far more scarier than the flu!


I had to read them myself...

The boil down to.

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2013-01-08 03:53:22 PM  
1 votes:
and yall keep voting Democrat...
2013-01-08 03:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Madbassist1: hstein3: Madbassist1: hstein3: Lizsavage: Flu shots bad. Hand Sanitizer overuse, worse. Anti bacterial everything = you gonna die fool.

because getting sick (i.e. exposing your immune system to germs) is a good thing. Constantly preventing yourself from being exposed to germy things builds your immune system...That which doesnt kill you makes you stronger...seriously.

that last sentence should say exactly the opposite of what it does...sheesh.


I was gonna say, maybe you're standing too close to the drummer

/Them cymbals can drive you to faraway places...
//offbeat
2013-01-08 02:23:39 PM  
1 votes:
Im a 27 year old fatguy. I've never gotten a flu shot in my life. When I was sick, I rode it out, usually only taking the occaisonal ny-quil to get some much needed sleep, drank plenty of fluids and soup, lived with being sick for a little while. The most potent shiat I've ever put in my system was some kind of anti-congestion stuff I got once because I felt like I was breathing water. Dont even remember what It was called, but it cleared it up right quick, though I was hacking shiat out for a week.

I got some flu-like symptoms a little before christmas. My immune system chewed up and spat that shiat out in about two days.

This is what happens when you fark your immune system with those anti-bacterial OCD dispensers that pop up all over the place by not letting it learn how to fight the nasty shiat.
2013-01-08 02:23:19 PM  
1 votes:

WarszawaScream: The one year I DIDN'T get my Flu shot, I got H1N1.  That was three days of me laying on the floor of my living room pretty much incapacitated.

EVERYONE around me is getting sick - mom and dad had a nasty cold, I came down with something ugly over New Year's, two of my friends I think caught it from me before I realized I was sick, a bunch of my coworkers are falling like flies, everyone local I have on my FB are complaining of getting sick... yeah suffice it to say I ran out on Christmas Eve to get my Flu shot and I'm thanking my lucky stars.

GET YOUR FLU SHOT.


I don't want the autism.
2013-01-08 01:57:28 PM  
1 votes:
It's Flumagheddon. The Flupocalypse is upon us.
2013-01-08 01:45:51 PM  
1 votes:

hstein3: Egg allergy? They're making flu vaccines that aren't made in eggs, but you'd probably have to ask your doctor to specifically source it; no clue whether the local Walgreen's/CVS/etc. clinic is that careful.


Nope. I'm horribly allergic to anything in the Mycins family, to which the flu shot has ~3 mycins/myxins. Become violently ill for days on end, it has put me in the hospital before.

TwilightZone: Avoid touching your face and gargle twice a day (last from a study of cold/flu transmisson among Japanese school children -- lower rates for among those who gargled 2x/day -- falls into the category of couldn't hurt/might help)


Hells yeah I'll try gargling, thanks for the suggestion!
(already try to avoid touching my face, but I read Fark, there's a lot of facepalming going on so I just try to wash my face more often than normal)
2013-01-08 01:43:20 PM  
1 votes:
home sick with a stroke, getting a kick out of ...
don't pay any attention
i do have a hole in my head!
2013-01-08 01:08:39 PM  
1 votes:
Has Madagascar shut down anything yet?
2013-01-08 12:56:32 PM  
1 votes:
Home sick from work with the flu.

/getting a kick
2013-01-08 12:49:19 PM  
1 votes:
This flu season is slowly transitioning from "Look at all those paranoids" to "I should probably start calling around to see if I can get a flu shot"
2013-01-08 12:48:13 PM  
1 votes:
And black helicopters are flying over Washington right now.....

Doh!
2013-01-08 12:47:54 PM  
1 votes:

Circusdog320: Comments on the article are far more scarier than the flu!


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2013-01-08 12:47:03 PM  
1 votes:
www.capitalnewyork.com
 
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