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(Hawaii News Now)   Volunteers needed for census. Must speeeeeeaaaaaaaaak whaaaaaaaaaaaale   (hawaiinewsnow.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-08 11:30:59 AM
Someone notify the unemployed dolphin lover from last night that there. This sounds like it would be up his alley.
 
2013-01-08 11:34:34 AM
so, do you want to call it "The Search for Spock"?
 
2013-01-08 11:38:46 AM
I think I might know someone.
www.the-leaping-lamp.com
 
2013-01-08 11:44:55 AM
I actually did this one saturday morning a few years back.  Basically sat at a beach park along with several other people, using binoculars and zoom lenses to watch the mommy whales teaching the baby whales how to do fin-slaps, tail-slaps, breaches, etc.  Kinda neat.  But I'd like to see them a bit closer some day.
 
2013-01-08 12:22:25 PM

ManateeGag: so, do you want to call it "The Search for Spock"?


The hell you do.
 
2013-01-08 12:59:19 PM
Already on the case:
www.newsrealblog.com
 
2013-01-08 01:00:11 PM

Stile4aly: ManateeGag: so, do you want to call it "The Search for Spock"?

The hell you do.


What's "exact change"?
 
2013-01-08 01:05:29 PM
YOU. DON'T. SPEAK. WHALE.
 
2013-01-08 01:14:29 PM

Stile4aly: ManateeGag: so, do you want to call it "The Search for Spock"?

The hell you do.


Sounds like you did a little too much LDS in the '60s
 
2013-01-08 02:44:03 PM
Gracey is pregnant.
 
2013-01-08 02:45:34 PM
Whhhaaaaaalllleeesss iiinnnnnn spaaaaaaaace
 
2013-01-08 02:47:34 PM
They are not the hell your whales.

/Would this be a good time for a colorful metaphor?
 
2013-01-08 02:51:50 PM
Census to be taken using nuclear wessels?
 
2013-01-08 02:53:32 PM
cdn.lightgalleries.net
Has some advice for potential applicants: Oil those door hinges.
 
2013-01-08 02:55:07 PM
One Hump...
pics.hoobly.com
...two humps...
www.letus.org
/easy so far
//can I count toes next?
 
2013-01-08 02:55:12 PM

exick: I think I might know someone.
[www.the-leaping-lamp.com image 244x263]


Caaaaaaaannnnnnnnn yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu tteeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mmeeeeeeeeeeeeee hooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyy pppppeeeeeeeeooooooopppppppllllllleeeeee lllllliiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeee hhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee?
 
2013-01-08 02:55:24 PM
Bocce is like a second language to me. Does that work?
 
2013-01-08 02:58:03 PM
I admit it, I laughed. Love that movie...
 
2013-01-08 02:58:06 PM
A census taker named Ahab once tried to test me. I ate his leg, with some krill and a nice Chianti.

/sss-sss-sssploosh
 
2013-01-08 02:58:19 PM
Double dumb-ass on you!
 
2013-01-08 02:59:24 PM
I'm assuming they'll accept being a host/hostess at Country Buffet as qualifications.
 
2013-01-08 03:01:27 PM
When I read that headline...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 03:02:49 PM

xanadian: YOU. DON'T. SPEAK. WHALE.


Whoooooop? Whooooooop? Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Whoooooop? Whooooooop? Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
 
2013-01-08 03:03:47 PM
Why don't they just hire ex Walmart greeters
 
2013-01-08 03:05:30 PM
Captain, there be whales here!
 
2013-01-08 03:05:36 PM
That requirement is.........

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-08 03:16:12 PM

FreakinB: exick: I think I might know someone.
[www.the-leaping-lamp.com image 244x263]

Caaaaaaaannnnnnnnn yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu tteeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mmeeeeeeeeeeeeee hooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyy pppppeeeeeeeeooooooopppppppllllllleeeeee lllllliiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeee hhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee?


That sounds kind of Orca-ish.
 
2013-01-08 03:21:13 PM
Usually take me 7-8 beer before I start speaking to whales.
 
2013-01-08 03:23:17 PM

MBooda: A census taker named Ahab once tried to test me. I ate his leg, with some krill and a nice Chianti.

/sss-sss-sssploosh


Census taker: What should I put down for a name?

Whale: Call me Ishmael.
 
2013-01-08 03:26:36 PM
This hot chick served with some guy who spoke whale
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 03:27:27 PM

xanadian: YOU. CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE.


YES I CAAAAANNN!!

i2.listal.com
 
2013-01-08 03:35:46 PM
ng2810 wins the obscure posting. Good movie though.
 
2013-01-08 03:42:27 PM

Glenford: Usually take me 7-8 beer before I start speaking to whales.


Win!

/go uglyfat early!
 
2013-01-08 03:57:44 PM
Excuse me stewardess, I speak whale.
img.youtube.com
 
2013-01-08 04:05:08 PM

Surool: When I read that headline...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 303x400]


The more science you study, the more tragically hilarious Far Side comics become.
 
2013-01-08 04:07:57 PM
Anna: [drugged] I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!
 
2013-01-08 04:29:07 PM

ng2810: xanadian: YOU. CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE.

YES I CAAAAANNN!!

[i2.listal.com image 512x346]


She will call them to their death.
 
2013-01-08 04:38:57 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-08 04:51:15 PM
 
2013-01-08 05:00:45 PM
Purify me, purify me Claire?
 
2013-01-08 05:07:34 PM
Sad whale song, baby
 
2013-01-08 05:59:28 PM
i.huffpost.com
Brooooooohhhhh...it's mostly water weight.
 
2013-01-08 07:12:06 PM

WinoRhino: Obligatory Brian Regan schtick.


I already beat you to it...but, you did provide a link to the actual bit. So, let's call it a draw.
 
2013-01-08 09:03:39 PM

Nurglitch: ng2810 wins the obscure posting. Good movie though.


That's... not really obscure. I haven't seen it, but I read the back of it when I worked at Circuit City, and my sister told me about it after she saw it.
 
2013-01-08 09:15:55 PM

DundieAwardWinner: WinoRhino: Obligatory Brian Regan schtick.

I already beat you to it...but, you did provide a link to the actual bit. So, let's call it a draw.


Heh... missed that one. I was at work and most pictures don't load there. Yours was better.
 
2013-01-09 02:29:51 PM
It's a whale census, Subby, not an Ent census.
 
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