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(Bandcamp)   This is what the waiting room to hell sounds like   (mabsonenterprises.bandcamp.com ) divider line
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2013-01-08 03:44:37 PM  
5 votes:

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.



Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012
2013-01-08 03:40:23 PM  
5 votes:
Step 1: Gain access to the network room of a big box store as that is usualy where the background music player is stored.
Step 2: Disconnect the player, and wire this song into the amp using a cheap MP3 player.
Step 3: Lock the network room door, and fill lock with superglue.
Step 4: Profit from human misery.
2013-01-08 03:56:07 PM  
4 votes:

gilgigamesh: busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012

Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.


See you there.

Now, do that with Michael Jackson.
2013-01-08 03:31:39 PM  
4 votes:
Buy Now $1 USD or more

sfcitizen.com
2013-01-08 03:21:27 PM  
4 votes:
I'm pretty positive that the Waiting Room to Hell plays "Piano Man" on a loop.
2013-01-08 03:56:51 PM  
3 votes:
surbrook.devermore.net

Where the hell are we Wang?

Hell of the Bleeding Ears, saved the the worst sinners of all.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 03:22:53 PM  
3 votes:
arttattler.com

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.
2013-01-08 04:15:04 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-08 04:09:28 PM  
2 votes:

busy chillin': gilgigamesh: busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012

Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.

See you there.

Now, do that with Michael Jackson.


Michael Jackson - August 29, 1958
Michael Jacks..... waaaaaiiiiit a second.
2013-01-08 12:03:27 PM  
2 votes:
I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.
Thanks subby, I needed a little brain damage before bed.
2013-01-08 06:03:54 PM  
1 vote:
You owe me a therapy session for that, subby. Now I'm going to have that monstrosity in my head, melting brain cells.

/the original isn't bad
//this track is like musical centipede, with just as much sucking arse
2013-01-08 05:20:01 PM  
1 vote:
Much of the 'pop music' of today features heavy use of 'autotune'

To my 'over-the-hill' ears, it sounds like a robot singing with a plugged nose.

This is played as the 'muzak' in the clothing stores that cater to teenagers..I got a dose of this when Xmas shopping this year.

Really, how can the clerks in those places hear this for 8 hours a day without going insane?

img51.imageshack.us
2013-01-08 04:56:55 PM  
1 vote:
This is the kind of shiat you listen to while hacking up your family.
2013-01-08 04:47:41 PM  
1 vote:
images.wikia.com
2013-01-08 03:57:53 PM  
1 vote:
About half way through, your sinuses start tasting aluminum shavings.
2013-01-08 03:57:51 PM  
1 vote:

BigSnatch: Still better than Dubstep.


refreshandreload.com
No.
2013-01-08 03:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
Still better than Dubstep.
2013-01-08 03:38:12 PM  
1 vote:
OH GOD THE FRACTALS
2013-01-08 03:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-08 12:34:13 PM  
1 vote:

Z-clipped: I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.


You are far stronger than I. Although I can see some wonderful possibilities for mayhem with this recording, and that alone is enough to consider spending the dollar it would take to acquire it.
2013-01-08 12:21:44 PM  
1 vote:
tags: experimental

That's not experimental. That's just wankery.
 
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