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2013-01-08 04:42:15 PM

WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.


Came for that reference....leaving happy...
 
2013-01-08 04:45:15 PM

blatz514: WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.

I hate you so much right now.   I had the exact same picture too.

/was off submitting headline.
//I don't really hate you
///much
////slashies for everyone!


And I also. I'm sure a lot of farkers did.

/And whoever posted that article doesn't know what "a capella" means
 
2013-01-08 04:47:41 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-01-08 04:48:06 PM
That wasn't bad, on the other hand, I like John Cage's audio too.
A link to one of his more commercial pieces   http://tinyurl.com/2pz64l
I've seen other more cacophonous music performed as well and thought it brilliant.

It's why they sell vanilla AND chocolate - something for everyone
 
2013-01-08 04:56:55 PM
This is the kind of shiat you listen to while hacking up your family.
 
2013-01-08 04:57:08 PM

perilsensitive: What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

Link


Beat me to it...
 
2013-01-08 05:03:47 PM
Everybody knows they don't have music in the waiting room. They just have a TV, and the only thing that's on is this, and everybody there is a crazy fanatic who won't shut the hell up about it, because apparently shiatty programming is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

/must already be stuck in hell
//shut the hell up about it, it's a terrible show
///just because you have no taste doesn't mean it's good
 
2013-01-08 05:04:58 PM
Thanks. Appreciate you posting the images that I link Fark.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 05:11:20 PM

Pocket Ninja: Z-clipped: I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.

You are far stronger than I. Although I can see some wonderful possibilities for mayhem with this recording, and that alone is enough to consider spending the dollar it would take to acquire it.


So ... I only to have pay $1 and I never have to listen to that caterwaul again?  Is that how this works?
 
2013-01-08 05:16:49 PM
It wasn't so bad?Link

I only made it about 20 seconds in
 
2013-01-08 05:20:01 PM
Much of the 'pop music' of today features heavy use of 'autotune'

To my 'over-the-hill' ears, it sounds like a robot singing with a plugged nose.

This is played as the 'muzak' in the clothing stores that cater to teenagers..I got a dose of this when Xmas shopping this year.

Really, how can the clerks in those places hear this for 8 hours a day without going insane?

img51.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-08 05:23:57 PM
This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion
 
2013-01-08 05:37:32 PM

Opus Croakus: got an eye hernia long before I got around to clicking the audio


The eyes! The eyes!

/of the twenty faces on that page there were maybe two that were complete? weiirdddd
 
2013-01-08 05:51:46 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.


Eeeeevery night in my dreams
I see you
I feeeel you

God dammed CRTC all but guaranteed that song would not die.
 
2013-01-08 05:54:57 PM
The original song, or pretty much anything else that passes for modern pop music, sounds like the waiting room to hell to me.

/off my lawn
 
2013-01-08 06:02:23 PM
that was a good laugh!
 
2013-01-08 06:03:54 PM
You owe me a therapy session for that, subby. Now I'm going to have that monstrosity in my head, melting brain cells.

/the original isn't bad
//this track is like musical centipede, with just as much sucking arse
 
2013-01-08 06:19:22 PM
What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

">Link
 
2013-01-08 06:20:38 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

">Link

Link
 
2013-01-08 06:21:14 PM
Needs to be longer. We heard the build up id liked to hear each layer stripped out and go back to the original song.
 
2013-01-08 06:30:50 PM
You're welcome.

/subby
 
2013-01-08 06:34:41 PM
 
2013-01-08 06:39:32 PM

This text is now purple: This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion


I hate earworms so much I made my own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K901PS6nYkI
warning: pop/rock ickyness, and I'm not a singer.
 
2013-01-08 06:40:30 PM

johnnygew: It wasn't so bad?Link

I only made it about 20 seconds in


Nicely done!
 
2013-01-08 06:40:56 PM
Fail

Thelyphthoric: This text is now purple: This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion

I hate earworms so much I made my own.
EARWORM
warning: pop/rock ickyness, and I'm not a singer.

/dammit screwed up the link, sorry for the double-whammy
 
2013-01-08 06:46:21 PM

timujin: I listened all the way through and while it certainly wasn't.. um, musical, it was at times quite interesting.


Yes. It's like a crappier Steve Reich piece, and like any piece of phase music, it had its interesting moments and its boring moments.

/IT'S GONNA RAIN
 
2013-01-08 06:50:51 PM
I finally heared that song for the first time last night in my friends car, "her car her rules." Why do people insist on listening to shiat like that? Is it just for the noise? I know they cant be listening to it because they think its good. It's the kind of shiat tweener mall rats buy
 
2013-01-08 06:54:14 PM

Onkel Buck: I finally heared* that song for the first time last night in my friends car, "her car her rules." Why do people insist on listening to shiat like that? Is it just for the noise? I know they cant be listening to it because they think its good. It's the kind of shiat tweener mall rats buy


heard*

Jesus! I've been in the South too long.


/FTFM
 
2013-01-08 06:56:59 PM
At least it's muddy, slammed to sh*t and irritating. Welcome to the "hey, we got all this stuff, we can make a record!" tail wagging the "for the love of God, turn that sh*t off" dog.
 
2013-01-08 07:00:20 PM
Still better than anything by the Spin Doctors.
 
2013-01-08 07:12:56 PM
Around about 2:30 in, it turns into the poppiest Merzbow you've ever heard.
 
2013-01-08 07:15:53 PM

mcmnky: Still better than anything by the Spin Doctors.


Friend of mine did a BB King-style version of Pocketful of Kryptonite.

/It wasn't anywhere as horrible as I expected.
 
2013-01-08 07:16:50 PM
commbasics.typepad.com

My ears actually hurt now. And that was at fairly low volume on a laptop.
 
2013-01-08 07:19:52 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.


"More than words" by Extreme

Makes me stabby
 
2013-01-08 07:25:05 PM
Hell's Muzak.

1): Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
2): Fernando - Abba
3): A Morning After - Maureen McGovern
4): Popcorn - Hot Butter

On a loop.

A random loop.
 
2013-01-08 07:30:34 PM
There needs to be reaction videos of this on YouTube.
 
2013-01-08 07:41:03 PM

Stantz: It's got a beat and you can dance to it


If you have no shame.

/Daria quotes are never out of style
 
2013-01-08 07:43:39 PM
Anthem of the Weaver.
 
2013-01-08 07:43:42 PM

brap: The waiting room to hell sounds like a bakery cashier that is always reading a "to be served number" higher than mine for eternity.


Shouldn't that be LOWER?
 
2013-01-08 07:48:35 PM

Gosling: OH GOD THE FRACTALS


PRISMS
 
2013-01-08 07:58:12 PM
I listened to it all. Gets pretty cool by the end.

/Yes, serious
 
2013-01-08 08:25:09 PM
welcome to fight club
 
2013-01-08 08:25:52 PM

bunner: Hell's Muzak.

1): Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
2): Fernando - Abba
3): A Morning After - Maureen McGovern
4): Popcorn - Hot Butter

On a loop.

A random loop.


Thats my local Curtis Media Group's shiatty radio station entire playlist
 
2013-01-08 08:30:32 PM

FishyFred: tags: experimental

That's not experimental. That's just wankery.


No, I see the "experimental" part of it. Much Like I keep meaning to set up a Photoshop action to keep opening and re-saving a .jpeg to figure out how long until it becomes a muddled mess.

I don't think it should ever be played again, but I can understand the experiment inside...

I just hoe my farking brother in law doesn't hear this stupid thing. It's already bad enough that he'll loop a single song for the entire 45 minutes it takes him to get ready to do anything(He's been living with us "for two years" for 4 years now), he'll blast some freaking song(He set a powered set of computer speakers, complete with subwoofer under the bathroom sink) so farking loud that you can hear it clearly in any part of the house, and then play it over and over and over and over and over and over...

This would be the exact type of auto tuned pop bullshiat he'd listen too, even. Worst part is: I bought a battery powered waterproof speaker for my stepsons so this shiat wouldn't have to happen. Does he use it? Fark no, my stepsons do, but they also are nice enough that you can hardly hear their music is even on, unless you're IN the bathroom with them

OK, sorry, done ranting now.
 
2013-01-08 10:01:42 PM

BigSnatch: Still better than Dubstep.


oh god if skrillex got a hold of this, it would end life on this earth as we know it.
 
2013-01-08 10:11:15 PM

bratface: brap: The waiting room to hell sounds like a bakery cashier that is always reading a "to be served number" higher than mine for eternity.

Shouldn't that be LOWER?


No, that would give one hope.
 
2013-01-08 10:21:37 PM
In the supermarket today I heard You Light Up My Life.

//My fist clenched.
 
2013-01-08 10:23:45 PM
I bet moot is negotiating a licensing fee right now.
 
2013-01-08 10:37:29 PM
Where is a DOS when you need it?
 
2013-01-08 10:38:15 PM
Was it Yoko Ono?

Didn't read the article.
 
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