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2013-01-08 12:03:27 PM
I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.
Thanks subby, I needed a little brain damage before bed.
 
2013-01-08 12:21:44 PM
tags: experimental

That's not experimental. That's just wankery.
 
2013-01-08 12:34:13 PM

Z-clipped: I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.


You are far stronger than I. Although I can see some wonderful possibilities for mayhem with this recording, and that alone is enough to consider spending the dollar it would take to acquire it.
 
2013-01-08 01:35:50 PM
I certainly like it far better than the actual song.  In fact, I didn't mind it at all.  Wouldn't tune in again, though.
 
2013-01-08 02:05:13 PM
I listened all the way through and while it certainly wasn't.. um, musical, it was at times quite interesting.
 
2013-01-08 02:30:40 PM
Hm.  I thought (and hoped) it would degenerate into pure feedback way before it did.
 
2013-01-08 02:44:44 PM
The waiting room to hell sounds like a bakery cashier that is always reading a "to be served number" higher than mine for enternity.
 
2013-01-08 03:21:27 PM
I'm pretty positive that the Waiting Room to Hell plays "Piano Man" on a loop.
 
2013-01-08 03:22:25 PM
What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

Link
 
2013-01-08 03:22:40 PM
Cool! I think this is the first bandcamp link I've seen here. I have some stuff on that site and lots of new music to find.
 
WGJ
2013-01-08 03:22:53 PM
arttattler.com

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.
 
2013-01-08 03:24:47 PM
52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.
 
2013-01-08 03:25:20 PM
It's got a beat and you can dance to it
 
2013-01-08 03:27:37 PM
I like it.

Kinda reminds me of John Oswald's stuff.
 
2013-01-08 03:27:39 PM

WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.


first thing i thought of.
 
2013-01-08 03:28:53 PM

Z-clipped: I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.
Thanks subby, I needed a little brain damage before bed.


I think that's about where I cut out. As a hobbyist recording engineer, I was interested to see how the sound stacked up both constructively and destructively. But it was getting loud and I don't really like that girl's voice to begin with.
 
2013-01-08 03:30:58 PM
three layers and out.
 
2013-01-08 03:31:39 PM
Buy Now $1 USD or more

sfcitizen.com
 
2013-01-08 03:31:49 PM
I made it all the way through. What do I win?
 
2013-01-08 03:32:42 PM

Strik3r: Cool! I think this is the first bandcamp link I've seen here. I have some stuff on that site and lots of new music to find.


You don't look at the farkus tab much do you?

/I listen to lots of stuff that sounds like Hell's waiting room. Here try this:
Link
 
2013-01-08 03:33:14 PM
 
2013-01-08 03:33:26 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-08 03:34:14 PM
Pro: It devolves from a pseudo-round into completely noisy garbage relatively quickly.
Con: It devolves from a pseudo-round into completely noisy garbage relatively quickly.
 
2013-01-08 03:38:12 PM
OH GOD THE FRACTALS
 
2013-01-08 03:38:44 PM
I was sure it was this

/my fellow racing fans should know that well from all the broadcasts
 
2013-01-08 03:39:09 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Strik3r: Cool! I think this is the first bandcamp link I've seen here. I have some stuff on that site and lots of new music to find.

You don't look at the farkus tab much do you?

You caught me..................

 
2013-01-08 03:39:28 PM

busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.



Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.
 
2013-01-08 03:39:31 PM
If it sounded anything like the "barney mod"* for Doom 2 (I think), then I'm glad I didn't listen to it.

* The Barney mod replaced the higher level demons (the big ones with the shoulder rocket launchers) and would sing the "I love you" song. If there was more than one, then the songs would "stack". They were not timed against each other. On several levels there were multiple barneys. I took the mod off after about a day...
 
2013-01-08 03:40:19 PM
Meh, derivative... towards the end it's almost indistinguishable from Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
 
2013-01-08 03:40:23 PM
Step 1: Gain access to the network room of a big box store as that is usualy where the background music player is stored.
Step 2: Disconnect the player, and wire this song into the amp using a cheap MP3 player.
Step 3: Lock the network room door, and fill lock with superglue.
Step 4: Profit from human misery.
 
2013-01-08 03:42:17 PM
Still better than Dubstep.
 
2013-01-08 03:43:00 PM
I like what it d/evovled into.
 
2013-01-08 03:44:37 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.



Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012
 
2013-01-08 03:48:30 PM

DanZero: I was sure it was this

/my fellow racing fans should know that well from all the broadcasts


God I hate that commercial.
 
2013-01-08 03:52:22 PM

busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012


Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.
 
2013-01-08 03:56:07 PM

gilgigamesh: busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012

Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.


See you there.

Now, do that with Michael Jackson.
 
2013-01-08 03:56:51 PM
surbrook.devermore.net

Where the hell are we Wang?

Hell of the Bleeding Ears, saved the the worst sinners of all.
 
2013-01-08 03:57:51 PM

BigSnatch: Still better than Dubstep.


refreshandreload.com
No.
 
2013-01-08 03:57:53 PM
About half way through, your sinuses start tasting aluminum shavings.
 
2013-01-08 04:00:24 PM

WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.


I hate you so much right now.   I had the exact same picture too.

/was off submitting headline.
//I don't really hate you
///much
////slashies for everyone!
 
2013-01-08 04:00:34 PM
got an eye hernia long before I got around to clicking the audio
 
2013-01-08 04:00:37 PM
Cacophony.
 
2013-01-08 04:09:28 PM

busy chillin': gilgigamesh: busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012

Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.

See you there.

Now, do that with Michael Jackson.


Michael Jackson - August 29, 1958
Michael Jacks..... waaaaaiiiiit a second.
 
2013-01-08 04:12:11 PM
Now you all know what the music in my head sounds like. I have constant music playing in my head, usually some random song I heard in a store or restaurant. I try not to listen to the radio because lyrics are always getting stuck in my head on a constant loop that gets more and more complicated, much like the sound in that link. I only listen to instrumental music because of this problem. I still have constant melodies playing in my head, but it's better if they don't have words.

On another note, I was at Downtown Disney recently, and a street musician with a big crowd was playing this song on a saxophone (he had a backing track provided by an ipad). Anyway, everybody in the crowd of at least 100 people immediately started singing and dancing along with the song. They knew all the words to this song, and several other absolutely annoying pop songs the guy played next. I've always wondered who the arseholes are who listen to this kind of crap music and now I know.
 
2013-01-08 04:15:04 PM
 
2013-01-08 04:20:06 PM
The definitive Waiting Room sound. Complete with orginal stage slideshow goodness. And get off my lawn.

/bonus points if you spot the tribute to "flight of the bumble bee" in there around the 1:30 mark
 
2013-01-08 04:20:23 PM
I made it to 42 seconds.
 
2013-01-08 04:29:08 PM
I actually enjoy that song (the original... and the one with the dogs) for the fun, braindead pop romp that it is.

Creating this brain scrambling monstrosity was just an attempt at trolling.

/I want to make it my ringtone
//I'd certainly answer the phone quicker since I only made it 20 seconds
 
2013-01-08 04:29:23 PM

busy chillin': gilgigamesh: busy chillin': Whitney Houston - August 9, 1963
Whitney Houstoff - February 11, 2012

Oh thanks a lot.  Now I AM going to hell.

See you there.

Now, do that with Michael Jackson.


We're gonna need Daniel-San.
 
2013-01-08 04:40:25 PM
They played this crap on a non stop loop at the Austin Comicon. I was ready to poke my eardrums out by the second time they played & I like a lot of crap music. :/
 
2013-01-08 04:42:15 PM

WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.


Came for that reference....leaving happy...
 
2013-01-08 04:45:15 PM

blatz514: WGJ: [arttattler.com image 600x400]

This is what the waiting room to hell looks like.

I hate you so much right now.   I had the exact same picture too.

/was off submitting headline.
//I don't really hate you
///much
////slashies for everyone!


And I also. I'm sure a lot of farkers did.

/And whoever posted that article doesn't know what "a capella" means
 
2013-01-08 04:47:41 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-01-08 04:48:06 PM
That wasn't bad, on the other hand, I like John Cage's audio too.
A link to one of his more commercial pieces   http://tinyurl.com/2pz64l
I've seen other more cacophonous music performed as well and thought it brilliant.

It's why they sell vanilla AND chocolate - something for everyone
 
2013-01-08 04:56:55 PM
This is the kind of shiat you listen to while hacking up your family.
 
2013-01-08 04:57:08 PM

perilsensitive: What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

Link


Beat me to it...
 
2013-01-08 05:03:47 PM
Everybody knows they don't have music in the waiting room. They just have a TV, and the only thing that's on is this, and everybody there is a crazy fanatic who won't shut the hell up about it, because apparently shiatty programming is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

/must already be stuck in hell
//shut the hell up about it, it's a terrible show
///just because you have no taste doesn't mean it's good
 
2013-01-08 05:04:58 PM
Thanks. Appreciate you posting the images that I link Fark.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 05:11:20 PM

Pocket Ninja: Z-clipped: I only made it to about the 1:30 mark before I had to turn it off.

You are far stronger than I. Although I can see some wonderful possibilities for mayhem with this recording, and that alone is enough to consider spending the dollar it would take to acquire it.


So ... I only to have pay $1 and I never have to listen to that caterwaul again?  Is that how this works?
 
2013-01-08 05:16:49 PM
It wasn't so bad?Link

I only made it about 20 seconds in
 
2013-01-08 05:20:01 PM
Much of the 'pop music' of today features heavy use of 'autotune'

To my 'over-the-hill' ears, it sounds like a robot singing with a plugged nose.

This is played as the 'muzak' in the clothing stores that cater to teenagers..I got a dose of this when Xmas shopping this year.

Really, how can the clerks in those places hear this for 8 hours a day without going insane?

img51.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-08 05:23:57 PM
This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion
 
2013-01-08 05:37:32 PM

Opus Croakus: got an eye hernia long before I got around to clicking the audio


The eyes! The eyes!

/of the twenty faces on that page there were maybe two that were complete? weiirdddd
 
2013-01-08 05:51:46 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.


Eeeeevery night in my dreams
I see you
I feeeel you

God dammed CRTC all but guaranteed that song would not die.
 
2013-01-08 05:54:57 PM
The original song, or pretty much anything else that passes for modern pop music, sounds like the waiting room to hell to me.

/off my lawn
 
2013-01-08 06:02:23 PM
that was a good laugh!
 
2013-01-08 06:03:54 PM
You owe me a therapy session for that, subby. Now I'm going to have that monstrosity in my head, melting brain cells.

/the original isn't bad
//this track is like musical centipede, with just as much sucking arse
 
2013-01-08 06:19:22 PM
What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

">Link
 
2013-01-08 06:20:38 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: What a "Waiting Room" might sound like

">Link

Link
 
2013-01-08 06:21:14 PM
Needs to be longer. We heard the build up id liked to hear each layer stripped out and go back to the original song.
 
2013-01-08 06:30:50 PM
You're welcome.

/subby
 
2013-01-08 06:34:41 PM
 
2013-01-08 06:39:32 PM

This text is now purple: This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion


I hate earworms so much I made my own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K901PS6nYkI
warning: pop/rock ickyness, and I'm not a singer.
 
2013-01-08 06:40:30 PM

johnnygew: It wasn't so bad?Link

I only made it about 20 seconds in


Nicely done!
 
2013-01-08 06:40:56 PM
Fail

Thelyphthoric: This text is now purple: This is what Satan's earworms sound like.
\for they are legion

I hate earworms so much I made my own.
EARWORM
warning: pop/rock ickyness, and I'm not a singer.

/dammit screwed up the link, sorry for the double-whammy
 
2013-01-08 06:46:21 PM

timujin: I listened all the way through and while it certainly wasn't.. um, musical, it was at times quite interesting.


Yes. It's like a crappier Steve Reich piece, and like any piece of phase music, it had its interesting moments and its boring moments.

/IT'S GONNA RAIN
 
2013-01-08 06:50:51 PM
I finally heared that song for the first time last night in my friends car, "her car her rules." Why do people insist on listening to shiat like that? Is it just for the noise? I know they cant be listening to it because they think its good. It's the kind of shiat tweener mall rats buy
 
2013-01-08 06:54:14 PM

Onkel Buck: I finally heared* that song for the first time last night in my friends car, "her car her rules." Why do people insist on listening to shiat like that? Is it just for the noise? I know they cant be listening to it because they think its good. It's the kind of shiat tweener mall rats buy


heard*

Jesus! I've been in the South too long.


/FTFM
 
2013-01-08 06:56:59 PM
At least it's muddy, slammed to sh*t and irritating. Welcome to the "hey, we got all this stuff, we can make a record!" tail wagging the "for the love of God, turn that sh*t off" dog.
 
2013-01-08 07:00:20 PM
Still better than anything by the Spin Doctors.
 
2013-01-08 07:12:56 PM
Around about 2:30 in, it turns into the poppiest Merzbow you've ever heard.
 
2013-01-08 07:15:53 PM

mcmnky: Still better than anything by the Spin Doctors.


Friend of mine did a BB King-style version of Pocketful of Kryptonite.

/It wasn't anywhere as horrible as I expected.
 
2013-01-08 07:16:50 PM
commbasics.typepad.com

My ears actually hurt now. And that was at fairly low volume on a laptop.
 
2013-01-08 07:19:52 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Nononono.... "I Will Always Love you". They played that piece of shiat 500 times a day for weeks after Houston died. If I hear that song, I may just purposely stab myself in the ear with a meat thermometer.


"More than words" by Extreme

Makes me stabby
 
2013-01-08 07:25:05 PM
Hell's Muzak.

1): Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
2): Fernando - Abba
3): A Morning After - Maureen McGovern
4): Popcorn - Hot Butter

On a loop.

A random loop.
 
2013-01-08 07:30:34 PM
There needs to be reaction videos of this on YouTube.
 
2013-01-08 07:41:03 PM

Stantz: It's got a beat and you can dance to it


If you have no shame.

/Daria quotes are never out of style
 
2013-01-08 07:43:39 PM
Anthem of the Weaver.
 
2013-01-08 07:43:42 PM

brap: The waiting room to hell sounds like a bakery cashier that is always reading a "to be served number" higher than mine for eternity.


Shouldn't that be LOWER?
 
2013-01-08 07:48:35 PM

Gosling: OH GOD THE FRACTALS


PRISMS
 
2013-01-08 07:58:12 PM
I listened to it all. Gets pretty cool by the end.

/Yes, serious
 
2013-01-08 08:25:09 PM
welcome to fight club
 
2013-01-08 08:25:52 PM

bunner: Hell's Muzak.

1): Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
2): Fernando - Abba
3): A Morning After - Maureen McGovern
4): Popcorn - Hot Butter

On a loop.

A random loop.


Thats my local Curtis Media Group's shiatty radio station entire playlist
 
2013-01-08 08:30:32 PM

FishyFred: tags: experimental

That's not experimental. That's just wankery.


No, I see the "experimental" part of it. Much Like I keep meaning to set up a Photoshop action to keep opening and re-saving a .jpeg to figure out how long until it becomes a muddled mess.

I don't think it should ever be played again, but I can understand the experiment inside...

I just hoe my farking brother in law doesn't hear this stupid thing. It's already bad enough that he'll loop a single song for the entire 45 minutes it takes him to get ready to do anything(He's been living with us "for two years" for 4 years now), he'll blast some freaking song(He set a powered set of computer speakers, complete with subwoofer under the bathroom sink) so farking loud that you can hear it clearly in any part of the house, and then play it over and over and over and over and over and over...

This would be the exact type of auto tuned pop bullshiat he'd listen too, even. Worst part is: I bought a battery powered waterproof speaker for my stepsons so this shiat wouldn't have to happen. Does he use it? Fark no, my stepsons do, but they also are nice enough that you can hardly hear their music is even on, unless you're IN the bathroom with them

OK, sorry, done ranting now.
 
2013-01-08 10:01:42 PM

BigSnatch: Still better than Dubstep.


oh god if skrillex got a hold of this, it would end life on this earth as we know it.
 
2013-01-08 10:11:15 PM

bratface: brap: The waiting room to hell sounds like a bakery cashier that is always reading a "to be served number" higher than mine for eternity.

Shouldn't that be LOWER?


No, that would give one hope.
 
2013-01-08 10:21:37 PM
In the supermarket today I heard You Light Up My Life.

//My fist clenched.
 
2013-01-08 10:23:45 PM
I bet moot is negotiating a licensing fee right now.
 
2013-01-08 10:37:29 PM
Where is a DOS when you need it?
 
2013-01-08 10:38:15 PM
Was it Yoko Ono?

Didn't read the article.
 
2013-01-09 12:28:06 AM

bunner: Hell's Muzak.

1): Saturday Night - the Bay City Rollers
2): Fernando - Abba
3): A Morning After - Maureen McGovern
4): Popcorn - Hot Butter

On a loop.

A random loop.


Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 
2013-01-09 01:30:08 AM
...and Wilson from "Home Improvement" is thrown in just to be cutely random, I guess. (Sadly, not even close to the worst stuff I watched as a teen.) Didn't make it more than a few second through the audio.
 
2013-01-09 03:01:49 AM
I'm really the only one whose first thought was of the noise garage band that Hiro Protagonist's friend plays with in Snow Crash? It was perfect. And the ending sounded like someone being pulled out of the Matrix. It was pure Ukrainian nuclear fuzz-grunge.
 
2013-01-09 03:26:15 AM
I'm not the only one who loves that picture of Jepsen right? Lord...

/Privoxy won't let me hear the song, thank god.
 
2013-01-09 04:35:27 AM

busy chillin': 52 seconds.

waiting room hell for me would be "total eclipse of the heart " by that chick. on repeat. forever.


Ew.. flashback to when I worked at OfficeMax in the late 90's, and they always played the local soft rock station. Probably heard that daily.. but it was better than Rod Stewart or Whitney Houston..
 
2013-01-09 04:38:54 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [surbrook.devermore.net image 450x309]

Where the hell are we Wang?

Hell of the Bleeding Ears, saved the the worst sinners of all.


Been coughing for a week.. now I'm laughing and coughing at the same time. Well done.
 
2013-01-09 06:11:28 AM
Even though I have no vision problems, that shade of red lettering against that shade of blue background hurts my eyes.
 
2013-01-09 08:32:19 AM
mtvbase-com.mtvnimages.com

Ignore the haters, Carly. You can call me anytime
 
2013-01-09 10:00:29 AM

NateAsbestos: I'm not the only one who loves that picture of Jepsen right? Lord...


No sir. No, you are not.
 
2013-01-09 11:59:41 AM
3.648 seconds... I trained for weeks, I really did. But in the end I just couldn't go on.
 
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