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(Telegraph)   "Western civilization hit a new low yesterday"   (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 188
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2013-01-08 11:44:53 AM
Justin doesn't have to cut himself. He has the stigmata.
 
2013-01-08 11:52:38 AM
Same prank, different time. I remember 25 years ago when a girl in our class wouldn't shut up about Jon Bon Jovi (to the point of nausea), some of the guys in in class started spreading the word he would go on a date with the first female fan he saw carrying a banner with "I Love You Jon Bon" on it. That girl walked around for 2 weeks with a home made banner on her back. No one told her about the gag. She just realized she was wasting her time, and never talked much about it after. She became "normal" again in class.

I thought the head shaving thing was funny, but I'm a little leery about the cutting. I'm not saying i condone it, but i understand.....

The author wants to know WHO at 4Chan can concoct such a scheme? Maybe he should look at the 14 year-old shut-in dweebs?
 
2013-01-08 12:02:12 PM
Didn't they convince some of her fans to shave their heads a few months ago?
 
2013-01-08 12:08:40 PM
Remember, kids: Up the street, not across the tracks!
 
2013-01-08 12:20:43 PM
Shaving the head was funny, trying to encourage people to mutilate themselves is sick.
 
2013-01-08 12:26:59 PM
Oh this is funny as hell.
 
2013-01-08 12:36:03 PM
If only social media had been around in the 70s, maybe Leif Garrett's fans could have convinced him to get off the 'ludes before it was too late.
 
2013-01-08 01:02:16 PM
Bieber got caught smoking up, huh?*

Well...*that* prediction has come true. Next up: full Lohan in 2 years.

/*unless that's all part of 4chan's little gag
 
2013-01-08 01:03:47 PM

give me doughnuts: Remember, kids: Up the street, not across the tracks!


I had always heard it as "Down the road, not across the street."
 
2013-01-08 01:10:43 PM

xanadian: Bieber got caught smoking up, huh?*

Well...*that* prediction has come true. Next up: full Lohan in 2 years.

/*unless that's all part of 4chan's little gag


Not gonna happen.  He has far more money than her and much better handlers.
 
2013-01-08 01:17:45 PM
FTFAWestern civilisation hit a new low yesterday when some 4chan...

And that is as much as I need to know.

/visited once for about 80 seconds
//eyes have never recovered
 
2013-01-08 01:20:30 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Shaving the head was funny, trying to encourage people to mutilate themselves is sick.


or it's an interesting commentary on celebrity worship in our culture.
 
2013-01-08 01:25:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-08 01:28:31 PM
I might be an awful person but I think this is kind of funny too.
 
2013-01-08 01:40:06 PM

Weaver95: Darth_Lukecash: Shaving the head was funny, trying to encourage people to mutilate themselves is sick.

or it's an interesting commentary on celebrity worship in our culture.




It was interesting the first time, now it's cruel. Kinda like how people pick on a person with low self esteem and that person goes along with the joke because they don't know any better.
 
2013-01-08 01:47:57 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Weaver95: Darth_Lukecash: Shaving the head was funny, trying to encourage people to mutilate themselves is sick.

or it's an interesting commentary on celebrity worship in our culture.

It was interesting the first time, now it's cruel. Kinda like how people pick on a person with low self esteem and that person goes along with the joke because they don't know any better.


there's some value in hammering the point home.  cruel?  maybe.  But some days I have this nearly overwhelming urge to rub people's faces in their own stupidity.  we are a profoundly ignorant culture and we revel in our arrogant sense of superiority.  turning Beber kids into blood cultists seems like a way to shake people out of their sense of self importance.

plus ya gotta admit, it's pretty funny.
 
2013-01-08 01:58:10 PM
"Western civilization 4chan hit a new low high yesterday"

FTFY
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 02:14:52 PM
What is that beside him?

blogs.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-01-08 02:15:15 PM
I was sure this was going to be a notice that the new season of Honey Boo Boo had aired.
 
2013-01-08 02:19:15 PM

vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


The most elaborate bong I've ever seen.
 
2013-01-08 02:23:58 PM

Weaver95: Darth_Lukecash: Shaving the head was funny, trying to encourage people to mutilate themselves is sick.

or it's an interesting commentary on celebrity worship in our culture.


Why can't it be both?

/I wanted to look up the girl in GIS who said that (well, something like it) in a commercial, and came up with ...one particularly interesting pic. NSFW. With safe search ON. *shrug*
 
2013-01-08 02:33:20 PM
Subby sounds like Justins biggest fan.
 
2013-01-08 02:34:50 PM
Do it, do it, do it....
 
2013-01-08 02:35:22 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 02:36:31 PM
Did they lose a city to barbarians?

\DNRTFA
 
2013-01-08 02:37:03 PM
I think that prank was hilarious.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
 
2013-01-08 02:37:12 PM
Western civilisation hit a new low yesterday when some 4chan users decided to see just how much they could mess with the minds of Justin Bieber fans. The internet trolls took inspiration from an earlier stunt whereby a wise guy tweeted that Justin had cancer and that Beliebers should cut off their hair in sympathy. Upping the ante, 4chan seized upon the story that Bieber had been caught smoking weed and suggested that teenagers take drastic action to get him to quit.

That explains much.
 
2013-01-08 02:38:03 PM

vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


Vagina. In the sky.
 
2013-01-08 02:38:26 PM

vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


Now I can't say for sure, but I think that is the elusive 'vagina' I've heard so much about
 
2013-01-08 02:38:58 PM
I actually think this prank is great.
 
2013-01-08 02:39:02 PM
i297.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 02:39:40 PM

wildcardjack: vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

Vagina. In the sky.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-08 02:40:18 PM

Endive Wombat: Oh this is funny as hell.


And, in the long run, species improving.

By long run, I mean wrist to elbow.
 
2013-01-08 02:40:55 PM
Threatening bodily harm to one's self to get a guy to stop doing something? Sounds like my crazy ex-girlfriend in college is trolling Bieber fans.
 
2013-01-08 02:41:25 PM

DuudeStanky: vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

Now I can't say for sure, but I think that is the elusive 'vagina' I've heard so much about


art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-01-08 02:41:28 PM
Natural selection. Let it happen.
 
2013-01-08 02:42:42 PM
Concern for the stupidest people in our society? Man, the internet really is Liberal.
 
2013-01-08 02:43:28 PM

vpb: What is that beside him?

blogs.telegraph.co.uk
That's what a prosthetic vagina looks like before it's been surgically installed. The clear bulb part goes inside the pubic cavity and stretches to accommodate whatever the owner decides to shove in there. The one in Bieber's hand is the actual size, though. The one in the foreground is huge, so that's either the oversize demonstration model they have in the doctor's office to show potential patients how the whole thing works, or a larger model specially built for YOUR MOM.
 
2013-01-08 02:43:32 PM
the hair shaving was funny because it grows back and no harm is done after a year or two. Cutting is dangerous if you don't know what you are doing, but I wouldn't expect some 4chan users to really care about that
 
2013-01-08 02:43:38 PM
Well played perverts
 
2013-01-08 02:43:59 PM
Future generations will look back on our time and understand 4chan as the greatest example of conceptual/ performance art human civilization was able to produce up to that time. Probably ever.
 
2013-01-08 02:44:09 PM

Diogenes: vpb: What is that beside him?

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

The most elaborate bong I've ever seen.


With a matching mini bong in hand.
 
2013-01-08 02:44:32 PM

wildcardjack: Vagina. In the sky.


Keeps on turning.

(I was going to say that it was a delicate, budding flower in its first bloom, glistening and dewy, opening itself for you, and for you alone...

IF YOU'LL JUST BUY THIS FARKING BOTLE OF PERFUME!)

But I think you guys pretty much covered it.
 
2013-01-08 02:45:03 PM

vpb: What is that beside him?


Pam Anderson's vag
 
2013-01-08 02:45:12 PM
Spare us the cutter.  Couldn't cut the mustard.
 
2013-01-08 02:46:16 PM
So if I get this right. Stupid people with horrible taste in music might be cutting themselves because of something they read on the internet. I really don't have an issue with this. This is solution in itself. Fewer Beblooser fans? Oh yea kiddies cut yourselves deep and wide. Of course most of you will end up in hell and have to listen to Andy Gibb FOREVER! A what the hell they don't even know who that is.
 
2013-01-08 02:46:24 PM
They bought Bieber tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say let them slash!
 
2013-01-08 02:46:56 PM
Next time, do some good, fourchan.
Tell them he's supporting some lame upstart artist with a crappy online CD offering out.
Tell them to by it on amazon or some such crap. At least get them to use their disposable income to stimulate the economy and give some poor artist a help out.
 
2013-01-08 02:46:57 PM

TheMysticS: vpb: What is that beside him?

Pam Anderson's vag


Well, damn.

Least we're on the same page.

Great minds think aliek! I'm so smrt.
 
2013-01-08 02:47:01 PM
Who gives a fark if he smokes weed?
 
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