Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.

vsavatar: He returned late one night and apparently fell down an elevator shaft... onto some bullets.

It still baffles me to this day that that movie doesn't get more love. Tom Waits, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Janeanne Garafolo, and Geoffrey Rush? Oh, and Eddie Izzard, Greg Kinnear, and Ben Stiller? It's like the who's who of quirky 90s actors, in a quirky 90s comedy. Plus, the dialogue is shockingly clever at points, like any time Tom Waits is talking, or the William H. Macy egg salad speech.

Let's see, lives on an island, is a county commissioner, plays poker - I'm guessing a drug ring smuggling stuff up and down the eastern seaboard. The place is about halfway between Savannah and Jacksonville on the Atlantic coast.

cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.

Poker game in the living room? Sounds more like a lead pipe in the billiard room type of crime to me.

Beneath the thin veneer of upper middle-class etiquette, a dark, murderous secret festers until the remnants of its true savagery are found floating in the bay. My vote goes to: foreign child sex ring with a dash of extortion, possibly Ukrainians involved for no particular reason.

"Sublett's wife Carol had reported him missing the night before when he didn't come home from a regular poker game."

Find out who the big loser was at the poker game.

He fell. Onto a knife. 37 times.