doglover: The takes lots of pills, tie your hands, shoot yourself in the head dive should only be attempted by professional Russians.
vsavatar: He returned late one night and apparently fell down an elevator shaft... onto some bullets.
cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.
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