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(Yahoo)   GA police aren't sure, but they suspect foul play MIGHT have been involved in the case of a county commissioner found drowned with his hands bound and a close-range gunshot wound to his head   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 62
    More: Obvious, gunshot wound, county commission, hands bound, prescription bottle, Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Tom Sublett, Georgia, elected officials  
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2013-01-08 11:41:40 AM
Georgia trifecta should result in the introduction of a Georgia tag.
 
2013-01-08 11:42:36 AM
Kinky!
 
2013-01-08 11:43:55 AM
Drowned AND gunshot execution?

Seems like overkill, this guy must have REALLY pissed somebody off
 
2013-01-08 11:44:24 AM
He fell. Onto a knife. 37 times.
 
2013-01-08 11:45:32 AM
"Sublett's wife Carol had reported him missing the night before when he didn't come home from a regular poker game."

Find out who the big loser was at the poker game.
 
2013-01-08 11:47:02 AM

honk: "Sublett's wife Carol had reported him missing the night before when he didn't come home from a regular poker game."

Find out who the big loser was at the poker game.


Apparently, he was.
 
2013-01-08 11:48:51 AM
The takes lots of pills, tie your hands, shoot yourself in the head dive should only be attempted by professional Russians.
 
2013-01-08 11:49:00 AM
Clintoned in the Headline?
 
2013-01-08 11:49:29 AM
The farker had the ghey...look at that bear pic!

/suicide
 
2013-01-08 11:52:09 AM
Worst case of suicide they have seen in years.
 
2013-01-08 11:52:55 AM
Silly crook tried to swim across the lake with that anvil and all those chains he stole from the hardware store!
 
2013-01-08 11:53:11 AM
When you find them in the water it's a suicide.
 
2013-01-08 11:53:16 AM
Clues... how do they work?

milkdaddy.com
 
2013-01-08 11:54:06 AM
That's called a Detroit Suicide.
 
2013-01-08 11:54:40 AM
Well, if it weren't for the evil gun, he would have been found alive with his hands bound and his head in a bucket of water.

Stooped guns.
 
2013-01-08 11:56:13 AM
The lack of attempt to disguise the murder suggests a stranger who had no fear of discovery or suspicion.
 
2013-01-08 11:56:53 AM

Callous: Worst case of suicide they have seen in years.


Actually, best case of suicide. Redundant and effective.
 
2013-01-08 11:58:59 AM
Clearly a suicide.
 
2013-01-08 11:59:09 AM
Well, at least he didn't throw himself off a bridge in a trash bag and somehow toss out the gun when he committed suicide.
 
2013-01-08 12:00:04 PM
Beneath the thin veneer of upper middle-class etiquette, a dark, murderous secret festers until the remnants of its true savagery are found floating in the bay. My vote goes to: foreign child sex ring with a dash of extortion, possibly Ukrainians involved for no particular reason.
 
2013-01-08 12:02:33 PM
He returned late one night and apparently fell down an elevator shaft... onto some bullets.
 
2013-01-08 12:05:26 PM
He probably proposed some anti gun legislation....
 
2013-01-08 12:05:33 PM
Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.
 
2013-01-08 12:15:20 PM

Hector Remarkable: Beneath the thin veneer of upper middle-class etiquette, a dark, murderous secret festers until the remnants of its true savagery are found floating in the bay. My vote goes to: foreign child sex ring with a dash of extortion, possibly Ukrainians involved for no particular reason.


Given that is St Simons, you may be on to something. This would make a dandy Bill Diehl novel.
 
2013-01-08 12:15:33 PM

cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.


The butler did it.
 
2013-01-08 12:16:23 PM

cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.


Poker game in the living room? Sounds more like a lead pipe in the billiard room type of crime to me.
 
2013-01-08 12:17:14 PM
Sounds like he died of natural causes. He was shot and drowned - so naturally he died.
 
2013-01-08 12:23:43 PM

Another Government Employee: Hector Remarkable: Beneath the thin veneer of upper middle-class etiquette, a dark, murderous secret festers until the remnants of its true savagery are found floating in the bay. My vote goes to: foreign child sex ring with a dash of extortion, possibly Ukrainians involved for no particular reason.

Given that is St Simons, you may be on to something. This would make a dandy Bill Diehl novel.


That place is just farking weird and disturbing. You will know if you ever meet anyone from St. Simons because they will tell you within two minutes, just to let you know where you stand. Used to work for somebody who lived there, most stuck up bunch of hillbillies EVAR. We used to play Spot the Darky when we were there.

If I had to bet, this was a suicide. Gun is in the water or dude tied it to a kite or something.
 
2013-01-08 12:23:47 PM

vsavatar: He returned late one night and apparently fell down an elevator shaft... onto some bullets.


It still baffles me to this day that that movie doesn't get more love. Tom Waits, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Janeanne Garafolo, and Geoffrey Rush? Oh, and Eddie Izzard, Greg Kinnear, and Ben Stiller? It's like the who's who of quirky 90s actors, in a quirky 90s comedy. Plus, the dialogue is shockingly clever at points, like any time Tom Waits is talking, or the William H. Macy egg salad speech.

Let's see, lives on an island, is a county commissioner, plays poker - I'm guessing a drug ring smuggling stuff up and down the eastern seaboard. The place is about halfway between Savannah and Jacksonville on the Atlantic coast.
 
2013-01-08 12:24:44 PM
Man he must have really wanted to go out if he'd shoot himself AND drown himself to make doubly sure he died.

Poor guy
 
2013-01-08 12:24:48 PM

Mudd's woman: Georgia trifecta should result in the introduction of a Georgia tag.


really, what is Georgia but North Florida?
 
2013-01-08 12:32:01 PM
That was the Night that the Lights went out in Georgia?

/Florida Tag might approve a GA/FL merger, but we have issues over water rights
 
2013-01-08 12:39:12 PM

doglover: The takes lots of pills, tie your hands, shoot yourself in the head dive should only be attempted by professional Russians.


This guy?

cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2013-01-08 12:39:44 PM

Insatiable Jesus: Another Government Employee: Hector Remarkable: Beneath the thin veneer of upper middle-class etiquette, a dark, murderous secret festers until the remnants of its true savagery are found floating in the bay. My vote goes to: foreign child sex ring with a dash of extortion, possibly Ukrainians involved for no particular reason.

Given that is St Simons, you may be on to something. This would make a dandy Bill Diehl novel.

That place is just farking weird and disturbing. You will know if you ever meet anyone from St. Simons because they will tell you within two minutes, just to let you know where you stand. Used to work for somebody who lived there, most stuck up bunch of hillbillies EVAR. We used to play Spot the Darky when we were there.

If I had to bet, this was a suicide. Gun is in the water or dude tied it to a kite or something.


Yeah. It's as inbred as any place else in Georgia. The only difference is everybody is from a rich legacy family in Atlanta and the secrets can go back a couple of generations.

It does have a great beach, though.
 
2013-01-08 12:43:41 PM
They're pretty sure it's a guy named Eddie.
 
2013-01-08 12:46:24 PM

SoupJohnB: /Florida Tag might approve a GA/FL merger, but we have issues over water rights


Georgia has water disputes with ALL of its neighbors. Hell, the state would annex Chattanooga if it had its way.
 
2013-01-08 12:53:36 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-08 12:55:16 PM

hundreddollarman: This guy?


Who, by the way, also lives in Georgia.
 
2013-01-08 12:57:01 PM

SoupJohnB: That was the Night that the Lights went out in Georgia?

/Florida Tag might approve a GA/FL merger, but we have issues over water rights


Florgeorbama tag.
 
2013-01-08 01:01:41 PM
Only the southern part of Georgia is North Florida. Up here in the upper half, we are a completely different breed of WTF?
 
2013-01-08 01:03:46 PM
He probably tied himself up and he fell on the bullet, I swear
 
2013-01-08 01:10:55 PM

wambu: That's called a Detroit Suicide.


They have those in Baltimore too.

Maybe he was just into magic and this was a trick that went bad.
 
2013-01-08 01:11:36 PM
Call me whacky, but sounds like he staged his suicide to look like a murder. We know he is a gambler. Insurance doesn't pay suicides, all sorts of fun options.
 
2013-01-08 01:21:27 PM

Mudd's woman: SoupJohnB: That was the Night that the Lights went out in Georgia?

/Florida Tag might approve a GA/FL merger, but we have issues over water rights

Florgeorbama tag.


How about a more inclusive "SEC" tag?

/Roll Tide
 
2013-01-08 01:30:11 PM
Close range you say?

www.blogcdn.com

linky
 
2013-01-08 01:42:12 PM

cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.


I did not know that there were solar exhalations of mustard.  This stands astronomy on its head.
 
2013-01-08 01:49:48 PM
He was found with his hands bound in front of him and with a gunshot wound to the head. An autopsy concluded he died by drowning, authorities said.

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-08 01:54:16 PM

Kibbler: cig-mkr: Coronal Mustard did it in the living room with a candlestick.

I did not know that there were solar exhalations of mustard.  This stands astronomy on its head.


Kudos to you ! I know the proper spelling is Colonel.
I do this on occasion as a test to see who is awake out there.
+ 10 bonus points to you sir.
 
2013-01-08 02:10:23 PM
Isn't this guy in business with FPSRussia?
 
2013-01-08 02:11:05 PM

hundreddollarman: doglover: The takes lots of pills, tie your hands, shoot yourself in the head dive should only be attempted by professional Russians.

This guy?

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 500x283]


That guy isn't any more Russian than i am. And I'm not Russian.

/He lives in Lavonia, GA, and the Russian accent is fake
 
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