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2013-01-08 10:59:51 AM
I think we need another link to a story about pot.

Fark always does this right when I've run out
 
2013-01-08 11:00:03 AM
"made him eat it" Uh huh.... I'm more likely to think he lost this round of Soggy Biscuit is more like it.
 
2013-01-08 11:02:10 AM
Some people can't handle their weed, man.
 
2013-01-08 11:03:32 AM
New term: Don't accept a locker room brownie.
 
2013-01-08 11:03:38 AM
Dude just needs to smoke a joint and calm the fark down.
 
2013-01-08 11:03:59 AM
I predict "Fore-20" will become the name of some golf course in either Washington or Colorado before the year is up.
 
2013-01-08 11:04:24 AM
Why would a severe diabetic who's had a stroke accept a brownie? And eat it? Forget the weed - he had to know that shiat had sugar.
 
2013-01-08 11:05:31 AM

gambitsgirl: Why would a severe diabetic who's had a stroke accept a brownie? And eat it? Forget the weed - he had to know that shiat had sugar.


Darwin swings... and misses.
 
2013-01-08 11:07:05 AM
The brownies pictured in TFA look like shiat. I've gotten better results out of a box. If you want cake, make cake, don't make shiatty brownies.

Oh, yeah, and everyone involved in TFA is a douche. Even the wealthy wanna fleece everyone they can when they've been "wronged".
 
2013-01-08 11:08:20 AM
Barry Russo

www.thefancarpet.com

relevant.
 
2013-01-08 11:09:47 AM
What a pussy. Boot his lame ass from the club...then fire up a fatty.
 
2013-01-08 11:09:57 AM
i111.photobucket.com
Approves

/cannonball coming through
 
2013-01-08 11:11:59 AM

Grapple: "made him eat it" Uh huh.... I'm more likely to think he lost this round of Soggy Biscuit is more like it.


Tested positive at work, needed a scapegoat.
 
2013-01-08 11:12:13 AM
He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body

Sounds like good stuff!
 
2013-01-08 11:12:18 AM
What's with everyone giving out brownies to unappreciative over-litigious douche bags? Save those shiats for people that can appreciate them. Like me, for instance.
 
2013-01-08 11:16:10 AM
I knew some people who laced a high school teacher's coffee with acid.  It destroyed him.  Psychotic breakdown.  Quit his job and became a recluse.

Last I knew of, those people still considered it funny.
 
2013-01-08 11:16:58 AM
He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.
 
2013-01-08 11:19:38 AM
"Let's get naked and smokechew!"
www.wearysloth.com
"Don't eat it, you'll get addicted!"
www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-01-08 11:20:01 AM

orclover: He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.


I ate a brownie once that had WAAAAAY too much THC in it.

NEVER AGAIN.

It was one of the sickest times of my life. I literally turned green. Just the thought of brownies makes me dry heave.

Seriously, you can feel like that and worse. It was an 8 hour trip through hell. Like my whole body wanted to puke.
 
2013-01-08 11:20:31 AM
Yeah, will you know who ELSE was born on 4/20???

/godwin
 
2013-01-08 11:20:55 AM
Dosing someone with something without their consent is really pretty shiatty.

I am sure some other consenting adult would have been delighted to have the brownie.
 
2013-01-08 11:25:24 AM

Dynascape: gambitsgirl: Why would a severe diabetic who's had a stroke accept a brownie? And eat it? Forget the weed - he had to know that shiat had sugar.

Darwin swings... and misses.


Haye you!
 
2013-01-08 11:30:50 AM

SpdrJay: Yeah, will you know who ELSE was born on 4/20???

/godwin


A man who made millions suffer...
taylorloy.files.wordpress.com
/Lawrence
 
2013-01-08 11:30:51 AM

Dynascape: orclover: He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.

I ate a brownie once that had WAAAAAY too much THC in it.

NEVER AGAIN.

It was one of the sickest times of my life. I literally turned green. Just the thought of brownies makes me dry heave.

Seriously, you can feel like that and worse. It was an 8 hour trip through hell. Like my whole body wanted to puke.


Ive had green brownies and cookies a few...dozens times in my life but never with "canabutter" only strait mixed in and never had any issues beyond awesomeness. It might be a dosage issue with people home distilling the THC out via cooking/oil production and then amping up the dosage too much. Hell if they wanna make themselves sick getting as high as possible then just grab a bag of shrooms.

Always thought about starting a church so I an grow mescaline.
 
2013-01-08 11:33:40 AM

Dynascape: orclover: He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.

I ate a brownie once that had WAAAAAY too much THC in it.

NEVER AGAIN.

It was one of the sickest times of my life. I literally turned green. Just the thought of brownies makes me dry heave.

Seriously, you can feel like that and worse. It was an 8 hour trip through hell. Like my whole body wanted to puke.


Yup. Over the years I've learned that I cannot eat weed. I've been SO sick from it....every single time.

I'm fine with just smoking it occasionally.
 
2013-01-08 11:33:55 AM

gambitsgirl: Dynascape: gambitsgirl: Why would a severe diabetic who's had a stroke accept a brownie? And eat it? Forget the weed - he had to know that shiat had sugar.

Darwin swings... and misses.

Haye you!


Hey hey!

Havent seen you around in forever. Seems it cycles like that though :P
 
2013-01-08 11:35:43 AM

Head_Shot: Dynascape: orclover: He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.

I ate a brownie once that had WAAAAAY too much THC in it.

NEVER AGAIN.

It was one of the sickest times of my life. I literally turned green. Just the thought of brownies makes me dry heave.

Seriously, you can feel like that and worse. It was an 8 hour trip through hell. Like my whole body wanted to puke.

Yup. Over the years I've learned that I cannot eat weed. I've been SO sick from it....every single time.

I'm fine with just smoking it occasionally.


If I didnt know what was going on?

shiat, I would have called 911 too. It was awful. If I randomly felt that way, you're damn right Id have hauled my ass to the hospital.

My wife will never forget it. She said I literally turned a pale green color.
 
2013-01-08 11:42:33 AM

Kibbler: I knew some people who laced a high school teacher's coffee with acid.  It destroyed him.  Psychotic breakdown.  Quit his job and became a recluse.

Last I knew of, those people still considered it funny.


This his heart breaking. I has a sad. :(
 
2013-01-08 11:49:24 AM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Barry pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2013-01-08 11:49:40 AM

orclover: Dynascape: orclover: He began to feel light-headed, anxious and dizzy, according to the lawsuit. He also felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and numbness and tingling in certain parts of his body, according to the lawsuit. Russo told MacDonald about his symptoms and asked him to get medical help, according to the lawsuit.


Sure as hell doesnt sound like weed. More like a diabetic stroke victim who shouldnt have been eating brownies.

Dude needs to smoke a joint and relex.

I ate a brownie once that had WAAAAAY too much THC in it.

NEVER AGAIN.

It was one of the sickest times of my life. I literally turned green. Just the thought of brownies makes me dry heave.

Seriously, you can feel like that and worse. It was an 8 hour trip through hell. Like my whole body wanted to puke.

Ive had green brownies and cookies a few...dozens times in my life but never with "canabutter" only strait mixed in and never had any issues beyond awesomeness. It might be a dosage issue with people home distilling the THC out via cooking/oil production and then amping up the dosage too much. Hell if they wanna make themselves sick getting as high as possible then just grab a bag of shrooms.

Always thought about starting a church so I an grow mescaline.


It is a dosage issue, but has nothing to do with 'cannabutter', just too high a dose, period. I've been overyly high from eating brownies a couple of times in my life. First was when I made the brownies (before I figured out the proper amount of weed to add) and not only ate two, but also ate all the crumbs from the pan, after cutting them up. An hour later, the room was spinning too fast for me to stand. Second time was when I accepted one from someone else, and the baker put in too much weed. I could still stand and walk, sort of.

Nowadays, I make cookies, and have it down to a science. One cookie=one dose for a regular user.
 
2013-01-08 11:50:23 AM

OK... the brownie was given to him after a golf event, and

At the hospital, Russo's urine tested positive for Tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the active chemical in marijuana, according to the lawsuit.


How much later, and how long does it take after ingestion to turn a positive? It'd be funny if in defending the lawsuit it came out that the "THC" found in his urine had to have been pre-exisiting.

/THC in quotes because I suspect they were actually testing for THC-COOH
//Still a douche move to slip someone anything without their knowledge
 
2013-01-08 12:02:37 PM

AndreMA: OK... the brownie was given to him after a golf event, and At the hospital, Russo's urine tested positive for Tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the active chemical in marijuana, according to the lawsuit.

How much later, and how long does it take after ingestion to turn a positive? It'd be funny if in defending the lawsuit it came out that the "THC" found in his urine had to have been pre-exisiting.

/THC in quotes because I suspect they were actually testing for THC-COOH
//Still a douche move to slip someone anything without their knowledge


For regular users, it can hang around (stored in fat) for up to 6 weeks. For someone who's never touched it, it can be gone in as little as 7-10 days. I don't know how long it takes for it to slush through your system, though.

// can't get high from eating it
// either my metabolism's too slow, or I've smoked too much
// I suspect if I quit for a while, a brownie'd cream me like a tank carrying a fleet of trucks
// "maybe I'll put it in her brownie..."
 
2013-01-08 12:15:05 PM

utsagrad123: I predict "Fore-20" will become the name of some golf course in either Washington or Colorado before the year is up.


all golf courses should have 2 more holes!
 
2013-01-08 12:27:20 PM

Dr Dreidel: AndreMA: OK... the brownie was given to him after a golf event, and At the hospital, Russo's urine tested positive for Tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the active chemical in marijuana, according to the lawsuit.

How much later, and how long does it take after ingestion to turn a positive? It'd be funny if in defending the lawsuit it came out that the "THC" found in his urine had to have been pre-exisiting.

/THC in quotes because I suspect they were actually testing for THC-COOH
//Still a douche move to slip someone anything without their knowledge

For regular users, it can hang around (stored in fat) for up to 6 weeks. For someone who's never touched it, it can be gone in as little as 7-10 days. I don't know how long it takes for it to slush through your system, though.

// can't get high from eating it
// either my metabolism's too slow, or I've smoked too much
// I suspect if I quit for a while, a brownie'd cream me like a tank carrying a fleet of trucks
// "maybe I'll put it in her brownie..."


Actually my question was more "how long after ingestion does it take to show up on a urine test and how long between the ingestion and the test?"
 
2013-01-08 12:42:24 PM
If a man offers you ANYTHING in a locker room, just say no.
 
2013-01-08 12:48:27 PM
I doubt a lot of the accidental ingestion stories. While it is possible to bake cannabis edibles without the strong marijuana taste and odor, 99% of pot edibles taste and smell like pot. The vast majority of the time If you go into a pot store in California and buy brownie or rice krispy treats, it's going to taste like marijuana. If it doesn't, it's because it doesnt have enough to get you high. It takes a chef who really knows what he/she is doing to bake up potent batches of edibles that don't taste and smell like pot.

Regarding the overdose thing, Ive also overdosed ingesting THC, I drank a cup of melted cannabutter in an experiment of sorts. Overdosing on cannabis of course is nowhere near lethal, rather an unintended experience that comes about from too high a dosage. Even then, compared to any actual "bad trips" on real drugs, cannabis overdose is fairly benign. It was just a few months ago back in CA after I pulled a Sour Diesel lady, put about half of it into edibles because of lung issues. I took a dose of pure butter after work just to see how high one can get. My car was in the shop and I was getting a ride from a buddy for the week.

Instead of some massive mind bending experience, I merely got reeally high. My reaction speed was probably lagging a bit, I was sort of sluggish, and had minor stomach discomfort (probably from ingesting so much plain butter, really). My buddy took me to his house to show me the new Call of Duty, but I couldnt really appreciate the new features he was telling me about. I found solace in American Dad on the Netflix. About 1.5-2 hours after ingestion, I informed my buddy that maintaining concentration on the game was too difficult, and that I was getting too sleepy to be socializing. I had also developed a massive appetite, and was not about to raid his fridge, so I had him take me home.

It was a massive dose of strong butter, just to see how high I could get. Honestly, I was underwhelmed. Instead of feeling any "euphoria," I merely felt sluggish and tired. It should be worth noting that the next day, I didnt even feel like smoking. And I was a huge pothead at the time. If one ever has the desire to quit, dose yourself massively the night before. Your body will have a slight "hangover" the next day as well, but its nothing as horrible as an alcohol hangover. I only picked up the pipe the next day because of my partying rituals, and thereafter resumed my regular habit.

/Weed isnt all that strong if you have a tolerance, but a big eaten dose will bite a new user in the ass
 
2013-01-08 12:48:58 PM
I must have an iron gut.
I've never had any issues with weed or hash or anything else for that matter and I've eaten and smoked my way through more of the "PDR" than just about anyone else I know.


Except for my friends, who are tougher than me.  You just have to relax and enjoy the ride.
 
2013-01-08 12:50:14 PM

AndreMA:

Actually my question was more "how long after ingestion does it take to show up on a urine test and how long between the ingestion and the test?"


For all alkaloids in gas chromatography mass spectrometry urinalysis, it is about 2-4 hours depending on the half life, and the ingestion method. Semi-educated guess, for a brownie and oral ingestion, you're looking at about 3 hours. For smoking, it'd be a bit quicker.

They should have done a hair follicle test as well, if they knew there'd be litigation. That takes almost 3 days before it shows up, and it'll let you know if he's done it 90-120 days back. Those are pretty expensive tests, though.
 
2013-01-08 12:52:11 PM
Play around with her. You'll be fine
cdn2-b.examiner.com

I see what I did there
 
2013-01-08 01:09:00 PM

VGA Hole: For all alkaloids in gas chromatography mass spectrometry urinalysis, it is about 2-4 hours depending on the half life, and the ingestion method. Semi-educated guess, for a brownie and oral ingestion, you're looking at about 3 hours. For smoking, it'd be a bit quicker.


Not to be pedantic, but THC is devoid of nitrogen and hence not an alkaloid...
 
2013-01-08 01:09:47 PM
Dr Dreidel:// can't get high from eating it
// either my metabolism's too slow, or I've smoked too much


I'm in the same boat. I just kept upping the dose, still got nothing from eating it.

I really like the idea of being able to eat something and have a buzz for a couple hours. But I finally gave up because it seemed like a waste of weed that could actually get me high if I ingested it through my lungs...
 
2013-01-08 01:12:22 PM
achewood.com
achewood.com
 
2013-01-08 01:15:49 PM
The older men that would get together every morning for golf at the club I used to work at all had their medical cards and would smoke freely on the course in the mornings. Cannabis increases flexion, raises pain tolerances, works as an anti-inflammatory, and makes golf much more interesting to boot.
 
2013-01-08 01:16:55 PM
The people that did it should be stripped naked and tossed in a cell for 24 hours and force-fed Ecstasy.
 
2013-01-08 01:29:22 PM
Now if it was a disc golf course, no one would have batted an eye.
 
2013-01-08 01:38:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: The people that did it should be stripped naked and tossed in a cell for 24 hours and force-fed Ecstasy.


.....this uh....this is yer idea of punishment? Aside from awakening the latent homosexual feelings of a bunch of 60+ year old white men, what do you think they will learn from that experience, other than jails desperately need dubstep?
 
2013-01-08 01:55:44 PM
he was tricked by club members into eating a brownie laced with marijuana and later became ill

Right, "ill." Otherwise known as "high."

No one should be mickeyed, but what a puss.
 
2013-01-08 02:16:49 PM

orclover: StoPPeRmobile: The people that did it should be stripped naked and tossed in a cell for 24 hours and force-fed Ecstasy.

.....this uh....this is yer idea of punishment? Aside from awakening the latent homosexual feelings of a bunch of 60+ year old white men, what do you think they will learn from that experience, other than jails desperately need dubstep?


Deterrence.
 
2013-01-08 02:17:41 PM
Golf Clap
 
2013-01-08 03:20:14 PM
Probably covered but alleged rise in blood pressure is a sure sign of this guy making this shiat up. 1, pot reduced blood pressure. 2, Did the guy have a cuff on? 3, Who the fark was taking his blood pressure to note it was rising as claimed? Also, you can sure as fark taste weed in your brownies and as soon as you took that first bite, you know.

Or is this guy used to shoving things that taste funny into his mouth?

Yeah, the dickhole wanted a brownie, didn't have experience with them, and flipped the fark out all on his own then tried to drag others down with him.

Hope they revoke his membership for being a douchebag and costing the other members their supplier.
 
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