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(NYPost)   Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if she is Mark Sanchez's ex   (nypost.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-08 09:35:14 AM
I wonder if he fumbled it in her butt?
 
2013-01-08 09:58:33 AM
That's dirty.
 
2013-01-08 09:59:30 AM
I predict this turns into a Kate Upton thread in 3...2...
 
2013-01-08 10:07:44 AM
isn't the line of Mark Sanchez's exes about as long as the list of people trying to sell off their PSLs?
 
2013-01-08 10:16:11 AM

whistleridge: I predict this turns into a Kate Upton thread in 3...2...


Really, in a perfect world, wouldn't every thread turn into a Kate Upton thread?
 
2013-01-08 10:18:01 AM
Funniest tweet of the night.
 
2013-01-08 10:32:54 AM
Someone got paid to write that article.
 
2013-01-08 10:41:57 AM
That's "fury" subby? Really?
 
2013-01-08 10:43:45 AM
Well, she is correct.
 
2013-01-08 10:47:44 AM

basemetal: I wonder if he fumbled it in her butt?


Maybe she didn't like his play action in her tackle box.
 
2013-01-08 10:50:11 AM

tricycleracer: basemetal: I wonder if he fumbled it in her butt?

Maybe she didn't like his play action in her tackle box.


Probably, but he might have converted a QB sneak.
 
2013-01-08 10:50:38 AM
Kinda reading into it to assume it was a shot at Sanchez. But hey, sometimes you just have to make stories up to fill your retarded paper.
 
2013-01-08 10:50:40 AM
Tweets are not news. Why do we treat them as such? Oh wait, it's from the New York Post, never mind.
 
2013-01-08 10:50:57 AM
He has enough troubles, better to be rid of that classless, attention whoring broad.
 
2013-01-08 10:52:37 AM
Mark Sanchez's ex

Rex Ryan's wife?
 
2013-01-08 10:54:22 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Mark Sanchez's ex

Rex Ryan's wife?


Tony Sparano.
 
2013-01-08 11:01:43 AM
I had no idea he ever dated Kate Upton. I thought this was about the teenager with the rich dad he dated for a short time.
 
2013-01-08 11:02:30 AM
RIP Journalism
 
2013-01-08 11:03:38 AM
Sanchez was reportedly heard to remark: "Haters gonna hate. I've banged Kate Upton and you haven't. Check and mate."
 
2013-01-08 11:07:18 AM

AmazinTim: Tweets are not news. Why do we treat them as such? Oh wait, it's from the New York Post, never mind.


Because if you put "Kate Upton" in the headline, you will get clicks.

And it's all about the clicks.
 
2013-01-08 11:17:49 AM

grinding_journalist: Sanchez was reportedly heard to remark: "Haters gonna hate. I've banged Kate Upton and you haven't. Check and mate."


Of course he jizzed on the neighbor, that's how he rolls.
 
2013-01-08 11:26:12 AM

AmazinTim: Tweets are not news. Why do we treat them as such? Oh wait, it's from the New York Post, never mind.


Not news? You know where you're at, right?

/Funny tweet is funny
 
2013-01-08 11:46:14 AM
Because we all care what Kate Upton's take is on the BCS title game.
 
2013-01-08 11:54:05 AM
That f*cker can't catch a break.
 
2013-01-08 12:02:14 PM
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 12:04:05 PM
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 12:10:47 PM
What a boobie. I mean, what a boob
 
2013-01-08 12:19:09 PM
Note to self: Whores want attention.
 
2013-01-08 12:25:31 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: That's "fury" subby? Really?


Mild snarkiness--maybe.  It kinda turns me on, actually.  I think I'd like to get drunk with her someday.
 
2013-01-08 12:42:06 PM
She's pretty, so we should pay attention and laugh.


/not a sports story
 
2013-01-08 12:42:43 PM
A lot of studman69's in the comments for that article.
 
2013-01-08 01:10:50 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Note to self: Whores want attention.


Don't see Kim Kardashian in this thread/article.
 
2013-01-08 01:16:13 PM

Di Atribe: She's pretty, so we should pay attention and laugh.


/not a sports story


I ALWAYS notice your hair!
 
2013-01-08 01:24:14 PM

Di Atribe: She's pretty, so we should pay attention and laugh.


/not a sports story


Also, everyone likes making fun of the Jets, no matter how boring and lame it is.
 
2013-01-08 01:43:41 PM
Further proof that beauty doesn't necessarily come with class.
 
2013-01-08 01:51:31 PM
I normally don't go for blondes, but she's real perty....
 
2013-01-08 02:22:51 PM
media.hollyscoop.com

This is now a hot Kate thread....
 
2013-01-08 02:29:40 PM
Can someone please explain why I'm supposed to give a shiat?
 
2013-01-08 03:32:27 PM

iron_city_ap: [i1078.photobucket.com image 709x903]


I know I'm part of the minority, but I don't find her that attractive. Nice boobs and all, but the lack of hips bothers me.

/ no I haven't scored better, just personal opinion
// go ahead and give me the studman award while you're at it.
 
2013-01-08 04:22:44 PM

degenerate-afro: I know I'm part of the minority, but I don't find her that attractive. Nice boobs and all, but the lack of hips bothers me.


She's got at most 3 years left of being a sex symbol if there's not some personal trainer/nutritionist who can hold things together. She's quite hot, but very soft with a funny shape.
 
2013-01-08 04:37:57 PM
Hot Kates:
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mimg.sulekha.com
www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-08 07:01:22 PM

iron_city_ap: [i1078.photobucket.com image 709x903]


the distance between her bits and her bellybutton seems very... far.

this bothers me for some reason. i know the red-blooded male in me should be going 'just a bigger target to spooge on' but he's going 'wtf is up with that?

it's that far.
 
2013-01-08 09:42:28 PM
I just can't keep up anymore. I knew he was hooked up with Eva Longoria for awhile but wasn't aware of this relationship. I shouldn't care. And I don't. Yes, I KNOW I'm posting about it on Fark. So?
 
2013-01-08 09:47:15 PM

iron_city_ap: [i78.photobucket.com image 628x434]


And this is not tagged NSFW exactly why? 'Cos no nipples? FSM damnit, WTF?

//not that it matters to me. I'm home and never check out Fark at work. I'm just concerned about some other poor schmuck on the job. But seriously....
 
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