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(Washington Post)   Actual headline: "Police: please stop throwing rocks at buses". Bonus: the comments are about what you'd expect, too   ( divider line
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2013-01-08 11:15:08 AM  
2 votes:
If throwing rocks as busses is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I was probably about 11. My brother and his friend was about 8. We like gentley tossing rockish objects at cars back then. One day my brother flings Dive-Dive (The submarine Gobot) at a car. Turns out it was an undercover detective. Lights go on, car slams to a halt. We are so screwed. My brother and his friend take off running. But suddenly, my cunning 11 year old mine forms a plan. I stay put. The cops gets out and starts yelling at me for throwing things at cars.
Me: I had nothing to do with that.
Cop: Yes you did! You and those two other kids were throwing things at my car!
Me: I have no idea who those kids are.
Cop: Bullshiat! You where standing there with them.
Me: I was waiting to cross the street, when they walked up. One of them said "hey watch this" and threw that thing at your car. Don't you think I I was with them, I would have have run off too instead of waiting her for you to get me?
Cop: ...oh...well I guess that makes sense. And you say you don't know who they are?
Me: Nope. Never saw them before.
Cop: Okay. Just don't let me catch you throwing things.
Me: No problem. Have a good day.

And then he left. See I knew If we all ran, he would have caught us, and that would mean ass-beatings. By staying there, I got myself out of trouble, and gave them time to get away.

Now you might think I got away without learning a lesson. Well I did. That time. When I was 16 I hit a car with a handful of gravel, and the guy in the car did not care for it. So much so that he pulled a gun on us and started blasting at us as we where hauling ass through the woods. That was the last time I ever threw rocks at cars.
2013-01-08 11:13:08 AM  
2 votes:

genepool lifeboat: That and
"I have an idea: take away their welfare and they'll be too busy starving to throw rocks. win win!"

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

This makes you not want to live her.
Not the act itself by a bunch of hoodlums thats so common the transit service is considering stopping the service, and police have to start a communication campaign to try to end it...
But this comment ?? cause THIS guy (or girl) is the real problem with society, right ?

/fine then.
//please go.
2013-01-08 11:02:08 AM  
2 votes:
How can you misspell "buses" when it's spelled correctly in the actual headline?

/throws rocks at subby
2013-01-08 10:44:59 AM  
2 votes:
Somebody complain about the spelling or make a clever comment about what that word really means, please.
2013-01-08 11:52:10 AM  
1 vote:
Comments on story are just about the same as you get here.
2013-01-08 11:27:41 AM  
1 vote:
Bunch of farking savages out there.

Those people.
2013-01-08 11:08:54 AM  
1 vote:

faeriefay: Ok so maybe this is an obvious question, why are these rocks being thrown?

Because kids are a bunch of irresponsible pricks and in this case there are no adults telling them to stop that shiat since said adults are also irresponsible pricks whose children are the ones throwing rocks?
2013-01-08 11:03:22 AM  
1 vote:

Psycoholic_Slag: Were the assault rocks or hunting rocks? Makes a difference.

Clearly assault rocks, they have the thing that goes up.
2013-01-08 10:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
Ok so maybe this is an obvious question, why are these rocks being thrown?
2013-01-08 10:52:25 AM  
1 vote:
A cordial discussion about the use of busses vs. buses?
2013-01-08 10:44:44 AM  
1 vote:
Who throws rocks at a kiss?
2013-01-08 10:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
Holy crap, Subby; you weren't farking kidding!!!

I don't think anyone has actually told the kids that it was wrong. Raised by a single parent because the other is running from child support or in jail, the single mom is too busy working several jobs to teach them right from wrong. How would they know not to do it unless someone tells them.
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