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(CNN)   IBM researchers connect supercomputer to Internet to learn human language, are surprised when all it will talk about are shiatting dicknipples and rusty trombones   (tech.fortune.cnn.com) divider line 18
    More: Amusing, IBM, internet, supercomputers, Alan Turing  
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2013-01-08 08:46:14 AM
8 votes:
It'll spend all day watching Intel videos like "2 threads, 1 CPU."
2013-01-08 08:58:44 AM
6 votes:
At 8:45pm on January 15th 2013 Skynet discovered 4chan. At 8:46pm launched all nuclear weapons within its arsenal in attempt to wipeout humanity, it was heard screaming "WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!" over its speakers.
2013-01-08 08:33:10 AM
5 votes:
"Two years ago, Brown attempted to teach Watson the Urban Dictionary"
haha, I wish Watson would have used something from UD when it was on Jeopardy. Preferably while imitating Sean Connery.
2013-01-08 08:46:56 AM
2 votes:

Fizpez: If switching from polite conversation abruptly to curse filled slang will suddenly cause the computer not to understand you or (more likely) utterly refrain from using curse words it will never pass the Turing test.


In switching from polite conversation abruptly to curse filled slang the computer has already passed the Tourette's Test.
2013-01-08 08:44:21 AM
2 votes:
CLODDING TITMOUSE!!!
2013-01-08 08:35:45 AM
2 votes:
Titty sprinkles.
2013-01-08 08:31:24 AM
2 votes:
I love it, the computer calls BS on its creators and what do they do? Lobotomize it. Go humanity!
2013-01-08 01:56:19 PM
1 votes:
So that's who really started #cutforbieber.
2013-01-08 01:43:56 PM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: You'd think a guy with my immature login would have heard "dicknipple" before. But honestly, it's a first.


Dicknipples are a thing, true, but it's the shiatting part of shiatting dicknipples that sets it apart.
Dicknipples themselves are passé, pedestrian and passé. The art is damn near fappable. Only by adding shiat does it become art.
2013-01-08 12:26:17 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: They tried to teach the Watson computer about human language with Urban Dictionary?

How would anyone in their right mind think that was a good idea?

It will serve us right when the machines rise up and eradicate us.


If we are very lucky they will eradicate us. If they are the net there is chance that worse things that can happen. What if they get corrupted by subroutine 34? I fear for all of our anuses
2013-01-08 09:50:54 AM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: I love it, the computer calls BS on its creators and what do they do? Lobotomize it. Go humanity!


Watson's had a *terrible* week... first at the airport being mistaken for a child, and now this?
2013-01-08 09:43:30 AM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: what happens when the computer googles itself


www.geektechnique.org
2013-01-08 09:08:05 AM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: OMG, BRB. WFT my BFF Jill?


xspblog.com
2013-01-08 08:58:21 AM
1 votes:

rnatalie: My

dicknipples explode with delight.

FTFY.
2013-01-08 08:55:19 AM
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: I posit that using terms like bullshiat IS natural speech. Why should a computer be bound by bullshiat human standards? We gonna make it learn religion, too?


That's probably where the computer called bullshiat
2013-01-08 08:39:03 AM
1 votes:
Hook it up to the Youtube comments section and watch it explode.
2013-01-08 08:37:01 AM
1 votes:
what happens when the computer googles itself
2013-01-08 08:36:25 AM
1 votes:
Link

Send the PC here so it will explode.
 
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