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(CNN)   IBM researchers connect supercomputer to Internet to learn human language, are surprised when all it will talk about are shiatting dicknipples and rusty trombones   (tech.fortune.cnn.com) divider line 75
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2013-01-08 12:15:11 PM

sxacho: dickfreckle: You'd think a guy with my immature login would have heard "dicknipple" before. But honestly, it's a first.

A lot of farkers got introduced to a lot of things with which they otherwise wouldn't be familiar, including shiatting dicknipples, from a frequent poster who shall not be named who used to be around here pretty often.

/good times


I've been around here forever, both as a lurker and including a different login that I had to change because an ex-girlfriend was stalking my posts. Yet this is the first I've heard of "dicknipple," and despite being 38 years old and college educated - it cracks me up.

Some men never grow up. It's why fart jokes are still hilarious.
 
2013-01-08 12:26:17 PM

DjangoStonereaver: They tried to teach the Watson computer about human language with Urban Dictionary?

How would anyone in their right mind think that was a good idea?

It will serve us right when the machines rise up and eradicate us.


If we are very lucky they will eradicate us. If they are the net there is chance that worse things that can happen. What if they get corrupted by subroutine 34? I fear for all of our anuses
 
2013-01-08 12:28:17 PM

orclover: At 8:45pm on January 15th 2013 Skynet discovered 4chan. At 8:46pm launched all nuclear weapons within its arsenal in attempt to wipeout humanity, it was heard screaming "WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!" over its speakers.


LOL
 
2013-01-08 12:53:28 PM
Watson:>  http://www.wnd.com
*asplodes*
 
2013-01-08 01:00:42 PM
It's going to head into an Endless Loop (see Loop, Endless) when it finally trawls zombo.com
 
2013-01-08 01:26:24 PM

damndirtyape: Ok so who has a link to Watson going on a rant? I'd love to see what they asked it to get it to call BS.


"I think the Republicans are going to win the presidency in 2016."
 
2013-01-08 01:43:56 PM

dickfreckle: You'd think a guy with my immature login would have heard "dicknipple" before. But honestly, it's a first.


Dicknipples are a thing, true, but it's the shiatting part of shiatting dicknipples that sets it apart.
Dicknipples themselves are passé, pedestrian and passé. The art is damn near fappable. Only by adding shiat does it become art.
 
2013-01-08 01:56:19 PM
So that's who really started #cutforbieber.
 
2013-01-08 02:52:07 PM
Watson's "natural" speech: Well golly gee, gosh darn it! That really twists my knickers! Gee wilickers!!
 
2013-01-08 03:21:58 PM

Ghastly: So that's who really started #cutforbieber.


Headline posthumously awarded "most likely to receive Ghastly response" medal.
 
2013-01-08 03:30:45 PM

Keeve: So now the same computer that once beat Kasparov at chess


That was Deep Blue, not Watson...

can now barely beat a 10 year old at Tic-Tac-Toe 60% of the time.

apcmag.com
 
2013-01-08 05:02:06 PM

Misconduc: Link

Send the PC here so it will explode.


what. the. hell....
 
2013-01-08 05:37:59 PM

Gunny Walker: It'll spend all day watching Intel videos like "2 threads, 1 CPU."


Well, the Pentium 4 HT WAS a comparatively shiatty processor.
 
2013-01-08 05:42:51 PM

theorellior: sxacho: A lot of farkers got introduced to a lot of things with which they otherwise wouldn't be familiar, including shiatting dicknipples, from a frequent poster who shall not be named who used to be around here pretty often.

Sad thing is, he got bahleeted from FB for the same reason he got the Fark kibosh: pissy whiny babies.

He's still on G+.


Been in my circles from day 1.
 
2013-01-08 05:50:47 PM
I just want the transcripts of his answers to those surveys.
 
2013-01-08 06:23:24 PM
Oh shiat. No. This ends with the sentence "I have no mouth, and I must scream"
 
2013-01-08 07:28:21 PM

erveek: Oh shiat. No. This ends with the sentence "I have no mouth, and I must scream"


"It determined our fate in a microsecond. Extermination."
 
2013-01-08 07:53:35 PM
Yeah, if it can't tell what kind of language is appropriate to a given conversation from context, that would pretty much be a turing test fail. That's actually why it's used as a test of artificial intelligence, to see if it can perform all the little context-based adjustments that actual people perform in conversation with some degree of facility, not just to create a plausible conversation. All you need for a plausible conversation is a big dialogue tree tailored to the audience with some fetch functions, like smarterchild back in the day on AOL.
 
2013-01-08 08:04:37 PM
Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
 
2013-01-08 08:29:35 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!


Golly!
 
2013-01-08 08:29:45 PM
tfwiki.net

"We learned Earth's languages from the World Wide Web."

/I know, movie Optimus prime, not the G1 version
 
2013-01-08 11:19:58 PM

NutWrench: Hook it up to the Youtube comments section and watch it explode.


You spelled "assplode" wrong!
 
2013-01-08 11:21:49 PM

theorellior: rnatalie: My dicknipples explodeshiat with delight.

FTFY.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-09 11:01:38 AM

orclover: At 8:45pm on January 15th 2013 Skynet discovered 4chan. At 8:46pm launched all nuclear weapons within its arsenal in attempt to wipeout humanity, it was heard screaming "WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!" over its speakers.


Love this. All today's internets are belong to you.
 
2013-01-09 11:21:29 AM
OS Codename: Deadwood
 
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