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(Hollywood Life)   Hero: Kimye reject $3 million baby picture payday. Dumbass: Because they want more than $3 million   (hollywoodlife.com) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Angelina Jolie, dumbass, EXCLUSIVE  
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2597 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Jan 2013 at 10:50 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-08 10:57:06 AM  
4 votes:
Kimye!?

Fark off! Fark off! Fark off! FARK OFF! FARK THE FARK OFF!
2013-01-08 10:07:31 AM  
3 votes:
Isn't she still married to the guy that she conned into a wedding special? Doesn't that make him kinda the father until proven otherwise?
2013-01-08 01:16:21 PM  
2 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Yes, it was. Then his mother died. He hasn't been the same since. :(


Again....wait....just waitaminnit. Everyone's mother (and father) has either died or will die at some point in the future, without exception. So he gets a pass for being a massive tool because his mom passed away? I've known countless people who have lost parents, and not a single one morphed into a jerk after the event. Unless of course, they were jerks to start with....meaning there was no change, they simply maintained the status quo.

Again, epic fail. Not that I want to argue with ya, but his public behavior over a long period of time has pretty much settled this one.
2013-01-08 11:52:16 AM  
2 votes:
For most women, marriage and children are the most significant and meaningful events of their lives. For Kim, they are nothing but profit schemes.
2013-01-08 10:57:21 AM  
2 votes:
I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.
2013-01-08 10:54:49 AM  
2 votes:

Big Beef Burrito: Kimye? WTF?

I had to click to find out what the fark you were talking about, subby.

It was a farking Kardashian article, you asshole.


Yeah, seriously, anyone who pushes the use of 'Kimye' or 'Kstew' or anything of that ilk should be banned from these forums, and, well, life..
2013-01-08 07:50:41 AM  
2 votes:
If someone pays in advance and she has a miscarriage, are they still legally entitled to photos of it?
2013-01-08 08:48:23 PM  
1 votes:
Yo, Kimye, I'ma happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest babies of all time. OF ALL TIME!
2013-01-08 01:30:07 PM  
1 votes:
Kimye, because "Kanye" wasn't a stupid enough name to begin with.
2013-01-08 01:21:50 PM  
1 votes:
Don't get me wrong, I hate both of them as well...but how does it warrant a dumbass for trying to get as much money as they can for pictures that will eventually be in the public anyway?
2013-01-08 11:45:15 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.


the is the most probably outcome.
2013-01-08 11:36:24 AM  
1 votes:
Alec Baldwin interviewed the queen on Here's The Thing a couple months ago, prefacing it with 'You think you know her, but......'

Do you think he learned a lesson about vouching for someone?
2013-01-08 11:31:00 AM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: If someone pays in advance and she has a miscarriage, are they still legally entitled to photos of it?


Don't know about any photos, but the fee would most likely be non-refundable. Y'know....pay or play contract.

Nice world we live in, huh?
2013-01-08 11:30:58 AM  
1 votes:
The entire Kardashian clan is a bunch of money-grubbing whores.

That said, the Middletons seem headed down that same pathway with their shameless exploitation of their daughter's pregnancy.

A pox on both of their houses.
2013-01-08 11:10:53 AM  
1 votes:
The sad thing is: people (mostly women from my experience) will gladly subscribe to/pay for these mags because of crap like this. So the mags will gladly pay the price if they can get the exclusive so they can get the suckers to pay for the mag.

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2013-01-08 11:08:54 AM  
1 votes:
I just posted this in another thread, but it applies just as well here:


Oh, yeah, and everyone involved in TFA is a douche. Even the wealthy wanna fleece everyone they can.
2013-01-08 11:06:52 AM  
1 votes:

FreakinB: Now, with that out of the way: Assuming that you're being offered ludicrous sums for pictures of your baby and assuming that you're ok with engaging in such a transaction, how exactly is it a dumbass move to hold out for more money?


Whatever, Kim.
2013-01-08 10:58:23 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-08 10:57:14 AM  
1 votes:
I hope that no one offers them that $6 million. Even if only because the rags are holding out and budgeting for William and Kate's baby pics.

If they don't get offers maybe they will shut up and fade away.


/I'm a dreamer.
2013-01-08 10:53:08 AM  
1 votes:
They should be stoned to death in the street for contributing to the demise of entertainment, not glorified for bringing an ugly ass newborn into the world.
2013-01-08 10:52:53 AM  
1 votes:
For using that word Subby should be beaten to death with a pillowcase filled with pop cans
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/saw Sean Penn do it in Bad Boys
2013-01-08 10:52:36 AM  
1 votes:
Id pay her 6 million for the abortion and to kill herself. Other than that not a farking dime
2013-01-08 08:27:29 AM  
1 votes:
Spawn of Satan requires five million, minimum.
 
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