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(Hollywood Life)   Hero: Kimye reject $3 million baby picture payday. Dumbass: Because they want more than $3 million   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Angelina Jolie, dumbass, EXCLUSIVE  
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2606 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Jan 2013 at 10:50 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-08 04:18:27 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: So far, here's a list of what Kim Kardashian has contributed to society:

1) She is the daughter of one of the lawyers that helped OJ get away with murder

2) Has an ass that would make J.Lo cry

3) Did a sex video with Brandy's brother peeing on her

4) Made $17 million by being married for two months to a guy that looks like he rode the short bus

5) Stars in several reality shows with her sister and a shaved Wookie

6) Got impregnated by a famous douchebag

Can someone please explain to me why anyone would actually pay $3 million for a picture of something that was extracted from her uterus? check for 6's, cloven hooves and horns.
2013-01-08 08:11:09 PM  
Greed is bad.
2013-01-08 08:48:23 PM  
Yo, Kimye, I'ma happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest babies of all time. OF ALL TIME!
2013-01-08 08:52:41 PM  
One major difference between men and women is that no man would pay good money to see a picture of a baby -- regardless of who the parents are.
2013-01-08 10:12:15 PM  
I'll masturbate into a Petri dish for $1.5 million. You can have all the photos you want.
2013-01-09 12:20:38 AM  
1) Kimye? fark you subby or whoever came up with that.
2) Paying 3mil for a baby photo is farking retarded.
3) But that wouldn't stop me from holding out for more either. Nothing wrong with taking advantage of the stupid.
4) They should name the baby Kimye, just for shiats and giggles.
2013-01-09 06:07:22 AM  
The ol Dave double down technique at its finest. Now double it again
2013-01-09 07:58:30 AM  
who ?
2013-01-09 02:06:09 PM  
Came here to tell Subby to fark off for use of the abortion that is "Kimye". See it's been taken care of. Good job, Farkers!
2013-01-09 04:07:29 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Kim likes black dudes -- I think that's actually hurting her, and the reason why she gets so much additional grief.

Well, that sounds super racist.

2013-01-09 08:59:05 PM  

madcan34: Kimye!?

Fark off! Fark off! Fark off! FARK OFF! FARK THE FARK OFF!

/this. seriously, subby, you should cut your genitals off for uttering such a word.
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