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(Hollywood Life)   Hero: Kimye reject $3 million baby picture payday. Dumbass: Because they want more than $3 million   (hollywoodlife.com) divider line 61
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Angelina Jolie, dumbass, EXCLUSIVE  
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2013-01-08 07:50:41 AM
If someone pays in advance and she has a miscarriage, are they still legally entitled to photos of it?
 
2013-01-08 08:27:29 AM
Spawn of Satan requires five million, minimum.
 
2013-01-08 10:07:31 AM
Isn't she still married to the guy that she conned into a wedding special? Doesn't that make him kinda the father until proven otherwise?
 
2013-01-08 10:51:09 AM
Kimye? WTF?

I had to click to find out what the fark you were talking about, subby.

It was a farking Kardashian article, you asshole.
 
2013-01-08 10:52:36 AM
Id pay her 6 million for the abortion and to kill herself. Other than that not a farking dime
 
2013-01-08 10:52:53 AM
For using that word Subby should be beaten to death with a pillowcase filled with pop cans
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/saw Sean Penn do it in Bad Boys
 
2013-01-08 10:53:08 AM
They should be stoned to death in the street for contributing to the demise of entertainment, not glorified for bringing an ugly ass newborn into the world.
 
2013-01-08 10:54:49 AM

Big Beef Burrito: Kimye? WTF?

I had to click to find out what the fark you were talking about, subby.

It was a farking Kardashian article, you asshole.


Yeah, seriously, anyone who pushes the use of 'Kimye' or 'Kstew' or anything of that ilk should be banned from these forums, and, well, life..
 
2013-01-08 10:57:06 AM
Kimye!?

Fark off! Fark off! Fark off! FARK OFF! FARK THE FARK OFF!
 
2013-01-08 10:57:14 AM
I hope that no one offers them that $6 million. Even if only because the rags are holding out and budgeting for William and Kate's baby pics.

If they don't get offers maybe they will shut up and fade away.


/I'm a dreamer.
 
2013-01-08 10:57:21 AM
I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.
 
2013-01-08 10:58:23 AM
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2013-01-08 11:00:03 AM
I should precede this with the disclaimer that I don't follow them and I'm really not ok with the idea of selling pictures of your baby to the highest bidder.

Now, with that out of the way: Assuming that you're being offered ludicrous sums for pictures of your baby and assuming that you're ok with engaging in such a transaction, how exactly is it a dumbass move to hold out for more money?

/don't like them, but I'm just saying
 
2013-01-08 11:06:26 AM
Here's a cute picture of some random baby, now please send me money.

Link
 
2013-01-08 11:06:52 AM

FreakinB: Now, with that out of the way: Assuming that you're being offered ludicrous sums for pictures of your baby and assuming that you're ok with engaging in such a transaction, how exactly is it a dumbass move to hold out for more money?


Whatever, Kim.
 
2013-01-08 11:08:54 AM
I just posted this in another thread, but it applies just as well here:


Oh, yeah, and everyone involved in TFA is a douche. Even the wealthy wanna fleece everyone they can.
 
2013-01-08 11:10:53 AM
The sad thing is: people (mostly women from my experience) will gladly subscribe to/pay for these mags because of crap like this. So the mags will gladly pay the price if they can get the exclusive so they can get the suckers to pay for the mag.

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2013-01-08 11:15:37 AM

StoPPeRmobile: FreakinB: Now, with that out of the way: Assuming that you're being offered ludicrous sums for pictures of your baby and assuming that you're ok with engaging in such a transaction, how exactly is it a dumbass move to hold out for more money?

Whatever, Kim.


Hey, all I'm saying is that I would have gone with "Sad" rather than "Dumbass" on the 2nd part.
 
2013-01-08 11:22:31 AM

FreakinB: StoPPeRmobile: FreakinB: Now, with that out of the way: Assuming that you're being offered ludicrous sums for pictures of your baby and assuming that you're ok with engaging in such a transaction, how exactly is it a dumbass move to hold out for more money?

Whatever, Kim.

Hey, all I'm saying is that I would have gone with "Sad" rather than "Dumbass" on the 2nd part.


Whatever Khloe. You're just jealous Squatches are mostly infertile.
 
2013-01-08 11:30:58 AM
The entire Kardashian clan is a bunch of money-grubbing whores.

That said, the Middletons seem headed down that same pathway with their shameless exploitation of their daughter's pregnancy.

A pox on both of their houses.
 
2013-01-08 11:31:00 AM

Sybarite: If someone pays in advance and she has a miscarriage, are they still legally entitled to photos of it?


Don't know about any photos, but the fee would most likely be non-refundable. Y'know....pay or play contract.

Nice world we live in, huh?
 
2013-01-08 11:36:24 AM
Alec Baldwin interviewed the queen on Here's The Thing a couple months ago, prefacing it with 'You think you know her, but......'

Do you think he learned a lesson about vouching for someone?
 
2013-01-08 11:45:15 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.


the is the most probably outcome.
 
2013-01-08 11:47:34 AM

Crewmannumber6: For using that word Subby should be beaten to death with a pillowcase filled with pop cans
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/saw Sean Penn do it in Bad Boys


I hope you mean full cans. Remember, that name did follow the word "Hero." That shouldn't even be done jokingly.

/bad subby bad!
 
2013-01-08 11:52:16 AM
For most women, marriage and children are the most significant and meaningful events of their lives. For Kim, they are nothing but profit schemes.
 
2013-01-08 11:54:13 AM

movieman_1979: Big Beef Burrito: Kimye? WTF?

I had to click to find out what the fark you were talking about, subby.

It was a farking Kardashian article, you asshole.

Yeah, seriously, anyone who pushes the use of 'Kimye' or 'Kstew' or anything of that ilk should be banned from these forums, and, well, life..


No more ScarJo? :(
 
2013-01-08 11:54:42 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I would love to take this author's radical vision and modify it for the crop of no-talent, celebrity duos/families that roam and fester the American landscape.
 
2013-01-08 11:56:18 AM
I bet if Shakira put pictures of her bare ass up for auction, they could fetch a lot more than pictures of this little frankenspawn farktrophy.
 
2013-01-08 12:03:44 PM

911Jenny: I hope that no one offers them that $6 million. Even if only because the rags are holding out and budgeting for William and Kate's baby pics.

If they don't get offers maybe they will shut up and fade away.


/I'm a dreamer.


Americans choosing to buy photos of Bill and Kate's kid over Kanye and Kim's kid is lateral to Americans cheering for any European because their last name is not Williams.Venus and Serena both work harder than Kim, but Kim also works what she has in spite of having the wealth to just sit back and quietly snort coke all day off some sleazebag's nuts, if she wanted to.

Kanye may have gotten sucked into a vortex of strange, but he is a legitimate artist, legitimate businessman, and his own person. Nobody gave Kanye anything; he may be middle class, but he wasn't born into his current position. One day he'll get his mind back right, and Dr. West can look on in peace. Kim likes black dudes -- I think that's actually hurting her, and the reason why she gets so much additional grief. Truth is out there, and there it is.

Will ain't shiat and hasn't done shiat. I can't decide if Kate is worse, or better.
 
2013-01-08 12:06:44 PM

LectertheChef: I bet if Shakira put pictures of her bare ass up for auction, they could fetch a lot more than pictures of this little frankenspawn farktrophy.


I don't know. Depends on who the booty is being marketed to. I haven't seen her ass lately, to compare it with classic Shakira booty. Does she still have ass, or has she lost it like Jessica Alba lost her ass?
 
2013-01-08 12:09:05 PM
"He thinks that if they sell now, and something goes wrong with the pregnancy then he would definitely think that is the reason," says the source. "He is very superstitious!"

I thought it was impossible but Kanye just got stupidier in my eyes.
 
2013-01-08 12:12:54 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: One day he'll get his mind back right


Wait....wait.....doesn't that imply that his mind was somehow "right" at some previous point?

Epic fail there, bro...
 
2013-01-08 12:20:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.


So much THIS

I was just talking about this very idea yesterday with my coworkers. This whole thing is just another PR stunt.
 
2013-01-08 12:35:29 PM

ristst: ExperianScaresCthulhu: One day he'll get his mind back right

Wait....wait.....doesn't that imply that his mind was somehow "right" at some previous point?

Epic fail there, bro...


Yes, it was. Then his mother died. He hasn't been the same since. :(
 
2013-01-08 12:43:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: I'll believe she's pregnant when her pimp of a mother whores out the photos of her in the delivery room with the head crowning.  I'd be comfortable in predicting that in a few months, she's going to have a "miscarriage", and then her and Kanye will break up over the insurmountable grief following the tragic "death" of their unborn "child."  She'll be seen as a tragic, sympathetic figure and a role model for women who suffer such tragedies, thereby making her suddenly respectable in the public eye, he'll write an album about it and win 5 Grammys.  Everyone wins.  Everyone gets paid.


It's odd that there are so few 'decent' parents in Hollywood. You're either the child star whose parents suck up your money and/or ruin your life (with various addictions and psychological problems) or the child of a master publicist (Kim's mom) whose soulless pursuit of the almighty dollar uses her children as shake and bake bags. The above quote is scary because it's true - even in the most horrible, tragic event that an expectant couple can go through, there's still money to be made on it.

How black can her mom's soul be? The answer is none. None more black.
 
2013-01-08 12:57:27 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Kimye? WTF?

I had to click to find out what the fark you were talking about, subby.

It was a farking Kardashian article, you asshole.


YES this.

Gwendolyn: Isn't she still married to the guy that she conned into a wedding special? Doesn't that make him kinda the father until proven otherwise?


YES she is still married so it won't be one of those bastard children.
 
2013-01-08 01:06:50 PM
We dont need to pay them. In about 18 years we will see mugshots of the kid before he/she/it goes into rehab.
 
2013-01-08 01:16:21 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Yes, it was. Then his mother died. He hasn't been the same since. :(


Again....wait....just waitaminnit. Everyone's mother (and father) has either died or will die at some point in the future, without exception. So he gets a pass for being a massive tool because his mom passed away? I've known countless people who have lost parents, and not a single one morphed into a jerk after the event. Unless of course, they were jerks to start with....meaning there was no change, they simply maintained the status quo.

Again, epic fail. Not that I want to argue with ya, but his public behavior over a long period of time has pretty much settled this one.
 
2013-01-08 01:19:57 PM

ristst: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Yes, it was. Then his mother died. He hasn't been the same since. :(

Again....wait....just waitaminnit. Everyone's mother (and father) has either died or will die at some point in the future, without exception. So he gets a pass for being a massive tool because his mom passed away? I've known countless people who have lost parents, and not a single one morphed into a jerk after the event. Unless of course, they were jerks to start with....meaning there was no change, they simply maintained the status quo.

Again, epic fail. Not that I want to argue with ya, but his public behavior over a long period of time has pretty much settled this one.


You seem to have a lot invested in this.
 
2013-01-08 01:21:50 PM
Don't get me wrong, I hate both of them as well...but how does it warrant a dumbass for trying to get as much money as they can for pictures that will eventually be in the public anyway?
 
2013-01-08 01:30:07 PM
Kimye, because "Kanye" wasn't a stupid enough name to begin with.
 
2013-01-08 01:31:04 PM

devilEther: For most women, marriage and children are the most significant and meaningful events of their lives. For Kim, they are nothing but profit schemes.


This. And how much money does someone need? Seriously. Can't she live out every day for the rest of her live exactly as she wants, even if not one of us saw her again? Oh, wait, that's part of it too. Gross.
 
2013-01-08 01:32:49 PM

LL316: Don't get me wrong, I hate both of them as well...but how does it warrant a dumbass for trying to get as much money as they can for pictures that will eventually be in the public anyway?


There are celebrities that somehow manage to keep these things private - Ryan Reynolds' wedding to Blake Lively, uh.. Ryan Reynolds and his wedding to Scarlett Johansson.. running out of examples...
 
2013-01-08 01:40:31 PM
Kimye? Isn't that the guy that sings "Somebody That I Used To Know"?
 
2013-01-08 01:46:39 PM

MysticSavage: Kimye? Isn't that the guy that sings "Somebody That I Used To Know"?


That's Goatye, the nickname of Kanye West's previous relationship.
 
2013-01-08 02:21:49 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kimye, because "Kanye" wasn't a stupid enough name to begin with.


disgrasian.com
 
2013-01-08 02:25:19 PM
Kimye?

Please come here subby so I can cock punch you until you farking die.
 
2013-01-08 03:08:47 PM
So far, here's a list of what Kim Kardashian has contributed to society:

1) She is the daughter of one of the lawyers that helped OJ get away with murder

2) Has an ass that would make J.Lo cry

3) Did a sex video with Brandy's brother peeing on her

4) Made $17 million by being married for two months to a guy that looks like he rode the short bus

5) Stars in several reality shows with her sister and a shaved Wookie

6) Got impregnated by a famous douchebag

Can someone please explain to me why anyone would actually pay $3 million for a picture of something that was extracted from her uterus?
 
2013-01-08 03:51:57 PM

madcan34: Kimye!?

Fark off! Fark off! Fark off! FARK OFF! FARK THE FARK OFF!


So says madcan34 and bigbeefburrito.

/keed
 
2013-01-08 04:08:30 PM
Stop stop stop!
If everyone would stop clicking on web pages about the hoore maybe she would go away.

I propose a Fark ban. Stop green lighting articles until she wins a Nobel prize.
 
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