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cgraves67: I had an irrational fear of being abandoned at the mall when I was a kid, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
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Marshall Willenholly: My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon. It took me a long time to get over it. I had lots of problems as a kid. Mainly because I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...
Hector Remarkable: Man tried to turn his life around after being abandoned by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mallAnd that man's name,was Orange Julius.
Marshall Willenholly: My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon.
ChadM89: Came for the Joe Dirt references, leaving satisfied - if a bit surprised that it wasn't the first thing to show up./What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
The My Little Pony Killer: His house looks really empty and sad. Add to that the yellow walls and I just don't see how living there could be relaxing.
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