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(Chronicle Herald)   Man tried to turn his life around after being abandonded by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall. Plans to enact his revenge by being a politician   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 31
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2013-01-08 09:56:57 AM
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-08 10:21:30 AM
Don't church it up Dirt.
 
2013-01-08 10:22:28 AM
I had an irrational fear of being abandoned at the mall when I was a kid, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
 
2013-01-08 10:23:44 AM
media.salon.com
 
2013-01-08 10:24:07 AM
memecrunch.com
 
2013-01-08 10:25:12 AM

balki1867: [memecrunch.com image 350x200]


/shakes tiny fist.
 
2013-01-08 10:25:54 AM
It's that easy? Load up kids, we're going to the mall!
 
2013-01-08 10:26:12 AM
 
2013-01-08 10:27:58 AM
Home is where you make it.
 
2013-01-08 10:28:42 AM
To be fair his dad had issues too.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 10:34:02 AM
Is his name Mr. Boddy? I don't have a clue, subby.
 
2013-01-08 10:37:55 AM

cgraves67: I had an irrational fear of being abandoned at the mall when I was a kid, so I'm getting a kick, etc.


I used to wish that would happen. I would get bored while my mom shopped in Sears and hide in the racks of clothing, imagining that she would eventually forget she had brought me with her.

Then when the place closes up I emerge and spend all night playing games in the arcade, eating ice cream from the Dairy Queen, and enjoying all the toys KB could provide. Come morning mom would naturally show up looking for me, and I would nonchalantly leave with her while befuddled mall employees wondered who made the mess.
 
2013-01-08 10:38:47 AM
CSB time:

I was staying with a foster family when I was quite young as well -- maybe 4 or 5. They had taken me to the mall as well and I was tagging along behind them, wheeling round and looking at the sights and its many shops down its long corridors. Suddenly I looked and my guardians weren't there. I began to panic.
"Aunt Hilda?" I called. That was what I called her, because that was her name, though we were not related. No response. "Aunt Hilda??" Still nothing. Now I was beginning to really freak. "AUNT HILDA!" I cried, feeling the fear welling up inside me, thinking I was now lost and alone. I spun around -- and there they were.
"Oh," I said, feeling a bit foolish. I had been walking backwards.

/True story.
//I could be a bit thick when I put my mind to it.
 
2013-01-08 10:40:18 AM
My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon. It took me a long time to get over it. I had lots of problems as a kid. Mainly because I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...
 
2013-01-08 10:42:26 AM
That's Mr. Joseph Nuttermaker
 
2013-01-08 10:43:35 AM
Man tried to turn his life around after being abandoned by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall

And that man's name,
was Orange Julius.
 
2013-01-08 10:44:18 AM

calbert: [media.salon.com image 300x200]


Came for this, leaving quite content.

/still wondering if they asked him to help out in pre-teen maternity.
 
2013-01-08 10:47:53 AM

Marshall Willenholly: My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon. It took me a long time to get over it. I had lots of problems as a kid. Mainly because I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...


It's a space peanut.
 
2013-01-08 10:53:14 AM
Lifes a garden, dig it
 
2013-01-08 10:58:34 AM
Is his name Oswald Cobblepot perhaps?
 
2013-01-08 11:17:58 AM

Hector Remarkable: Man tried to turn his life around after being abandoned by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall

And that man's name,
was Orange Julius.


And now you know.... the REST of the story. GoodDAY
 
2013-01-08 11:29:11 AM
Man tried to turn his life around after being abandonded by his parents, as a child, in a shopping mall.

www.geekosystem.com
 
2013-01-08 11:32:08 AM

Marshall Willenholly: My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon.


When we visited the Grand Canyon, my brother wore a harness and leash. Some woman got upset because we were "mistreating" him. Another older woman pipes up, "I wish my daughter had kept her son on a leash. He went missing at 4."
 
2013-01-08 11:33:19 AM
I remember my first trip to the mall

"Daddy? DADDY?"

"Let's move, he'll never find us."
 
2013-01-08 12:09:56 PM
Came for the Joe Dirt references, leaving satisfied - if a bit surprised that it wasn't the first thing to show up.

/What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
 
2013-01-08 12:34:24 PM

ChadM89: Came for the Joe Dirt references, leaving satisfied - if a bit surprised that it wasn't the first thing to show up.

/What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?


Hey, why don't you go over there and practice falling down. I'll be there in a minute.
 
2013-01-08 12:48:12 PM
His house looks really empty and sad. Add to that the yellow walls and I just don't see how living there could be relaxing.
 
2013-01-08 01:09:56 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: His house looks really empty and sad. Add to that the yellow walls and I just don't see how living there could be relaxing.


He has a Friendly Giant fixation
 
2013-01-08 02:07:23 PM
TAQUITO!

I'm really the first one to mention this?
 
2013-01-08 03:46:41 PM
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2013-01-08 04:49:40 PM

balki1867: [memecrunch.com image 350x200]


Came for this.
 
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