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(Politico)   White House responds to "Deport Piers Morgan" petition. "We respect freedom of expression, but did you see this dumbass on TV last night? Oh boy, was that funny"   (politico.com) divider line 496
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2013-01-08 07:56:46 AM
Just watched it and holy crap did that man have issues. He should not be an advocate for the 2nd amendment if that's how he "debates"

/little factoids
//it's all just little factoids to me
 
2013-01-08 08:22:37 AM
JONES: Why did you get fired from the Daily Mirror for putting out fake stories? You're a hatchet man of the New World Order. You're a hatchet man! And I'm going to say this here, you think you're a tough guy? Have me back with a boxing ring and I'll wear red, white, and blue, and you'll wear your Jolly Roger.

I have to admit, i chuckled at that.  I don't know why.  But I chuckled.
 
2013-01-08 08:27:39 AM

SlothB77: JONES: Why did you get fired from the Daily Mirror for putting out fake stories? You're a hatchet man of the New World Order. You're a hatchet man! And I'm going to say this here, you think you're a tough guy? Have me back with a boxing ring and I'll wear red, white, and blue, and you'll wear your Jolly Roger.

I have to admit, i chuckled at that.  I don't know why.  But I chuckled.


I normally find idiocy rather chuckle-worthy as well.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 08:33:52 AM
That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.  Just the idea that because we don't like something a man says on TV means we should deport him is about as un-American as it gets.

Based that logic, we should remove Alex's citizenship and deport him because we don't like what he said last night on TV.

I recommend we start a White House petition to that effect........k/dar
 
2013-01-08 08:36:22 AM

DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.  Just the idea that because we don't like something a man says on TV means we should deport him is about as un-American as it gets.

Based that logic, we should remove Alex's citizenship and deport him because we don't like what he said last night on TV.

I recommend we start a White House petition to that effect........k/dar


Yeah, but Piers is not native.  Or is he?  Was he born here?  Most of the people who signed the petition probably see him as a dirty 'Euro-trash' foreigner.  You know, one of those stuck up, fancy-fied Yer-o-pee-ans.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 08:48:00 AM
I'd like to revoc Alex Jones's citizenship and deport him based on the logic that I didn't like what he said on TV last night.......
 
2013-01-08 08:49:37 AM
If you follow through to the video, Alex Jones is the greatest spokesman I have seen for gun control in quite some time.
 
2013-01-08 09:24:48 AM

DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.


there are 320,000,000 people in this country. so your 100,000 is like .032 percent of the country. the fact that .032 percent of the population is dumb enough to sign a deport piers morgan petition because they read some Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: email doesn't surprise me.
 
2013-01-08 09:38:24 AM

FlashHarry: DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.

there are 320,000,000 people in this country. so your 100,000 is like .032 percent of the country. the fact that .032 percent of the population is dumb enough to sign a deport piers morgan petition because they read some Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: email doesn't surprise me.


8% of likely voters count themselves as Tea Partiers. Even if you consider "likely voters" as 100 million of us, that's still 8,000,000 people.
 
2013-01-08 10:07:58 AM

make me some tea: FlashHarry: DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.

there are 320,000,000 people in this country. so your 100,000 is like .032 percent of the country. the fact that .032 percent of the population is dumb enough to sign a deport piers morgan petition because they read some Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: email doesn't surprise me.

8% of likely voters count themselves as Tea Partiers. Even if you consider "likely voters" as 100 million of us, that's still 8,000,000 people.


That's 8% of people who still a) still have landline phones and b) answer calls from unknown numbers on them.  Think about that.
 
2013-01-08 10:19:02 AM

clancifer: make me some tea: FlashHarry: DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.

there are 320,000,000 people in this country. so your 100,000 is like .032 percent of the country. the fact that .032 percent of the population is dumb enough to sign a deport piers morgan petition because they read some Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: email doesn't surprise me.

8% of likely voters count themselves as Tea Partiers. Even if you consider "likely voters" as 100 million of us, that's still 8,000,000 people.

That's 8% of people who still a) still have landline phones and b) answer calls from unknown numbers on them.  Think about that.


They're probably still on the old touchtones. Those things last forever, but no caller ID of course.

uhaweb.hartford.edu
 
2013-01-08 11:02:04 AM
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approves!
 
2013-01-08 11:10:42 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: If you follow through to the video, Alex Jones is the greatest spokesman I have seen for gun birth control in quite some time.


/ftfy
 
2013-01-08 11:11:10 AM
Can we start a fund for Jeremy Clarkson to punch him in the mouth again?

Goddamn, I would pay to watch that every night
 
2013-01-08 11:12:39 AM
If that Morgan-Jones interview made you want to go out and buy an assault rifle, go see a doctor first.
 
2013-01-08 11:12:41 AM
who is this guy? why should anyone care?

also, I read a little bit into the comments on that... I'm gonna need a shower to wash off the derp.
 
2013-01-08 11:13:26 AM
You guys don't want him. We don't want him back in the UK.

Do you reckon we can have him sent to Australia?
 
2013-01-08 11:13:40 AM

SuperT: who is this guy? why should anyone care?

also, I read a little bit into the comments on that... I'm gonna need a shower to wash off the derp.


Someone with several million listeners.
 
2013-01-08 11:14:18 AM
Shakespeare was right!

Can't we just deport all the lawyers, politicians and talking news heads to the cold embrace of space?
 
2013-01-08 11:14:27 AM
He should just stick to running that imports store and stay outta politics.
 
2013-01-08 11:14:53 AM
i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 11:15:26 AM

Fail in Human Form: SuperT: who is this guy? why should anyone care?

also, I read a little bit into the comments on that... I'm gonna need a shower to wash off the derp.

Someone with several million listeners.


Radio listeners?

So, he's popular among shut-ins and people who can't afford cable.
 
2013-01-08 11:15:27 AM

somedude210: Just watched it and holy crap did that man have issues. He should not be an advocate for the 2nd amendment if that's how he "debates"

/little factoids
//it's all just little factoids to me


And that's why he was invited onto the show.
 
2013-01-08 11:15:45 AM
That interview was hilarious.

And I don't care what anyone says. I like Piers Morgan.
 
2013-01-08 11:16:45 AM

DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.  Just the idea that because we don't like something a man says on TV means we should deport him is about as un-American as it gets.


CNN right now has on its banner "1776 will happen again". Frankly, if you have invoked Poe's Law on the issue of guns, I think you should be treated like the crazies you say shouldn't have guns.
/Also frankly, since the NRA have the NIH and other federal organizations overseeing mental health programs in the U.S. on their "enemies of the Second Amendment" list, any member of the NRA should be treated like the crazies some of them say shouldn't have guns.
 
2013-01-08 11:17:00 AM

FlashHarry: DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.

there are 320,000,000 people in this country. so your 100,000 is like .032 percent of the country. the fact that .032 percent of the population is dumb enough to sign a deport piers morgan petition because they read some Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: email doesn't surprise me.


Incidentially, that percentage is still higher than the number of people killed in mass murders.. And this by at least three orders of magnitude (500)
 
2013-01-08 11:17:56 AM
Let's see: A fat, loud, angry, paranoid coward afraid of losing his guns. Sounds like pretty much every Republican. What a whiny little biatch, like all Republicans. Way to totally lose your grasp on reality, like all Republicans.
 
2013-01-08 11:18:22 AM
Petition is dumb... the world needs telephone sanitisers...
 
2013-01-08 11:18:25 AM
If Alex Jones had been in a straight jacket during that entire segment I wouldn't have found it the least bit strange.
 
2013-01-08 11:18:42 AM
The Weeners is hilarious:

"The Democratic Party has become the party of the Anti-Semites, Anti-Christians, Anti-Caucasians; home of the Racists, the Haters, the Elitists, the Homosexuals, the Tanstesticals, the Pansexuals, the Illegal Aliens, the Ex-Cons, the Ex-Felons, pro Islamists , the Moral Relativists, the Bigots, the Pagans, the hate-America movement, the Marxists, the Communists, the Socialists and the Anarchists."

lol. We get it. He's black.
 
2013-01-08 11:20:00 AM

SuperT: who is this guy? why should anyone care?

also, I read a little bit into the comments on that... I'm gonna need a shower to wash off the derp.


1. He's a truther.
2. He gained a bunch of fame around the 2008 election when RON PAUL appeared on his radio show a couple times.

That's about all you need to know.
 
2013-01-08 11:20:11 AM
holy Christ the comments section. There is seriously something damanged with that lot of people. My favorite are the ones who say "the US is a REPUBLIC, so Democrats are illegal!" Wtf does that even mean?
 
2013-01-08 11:20:20 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Fail in Human Form: SuperT: who is this guy? why should anyone care?

also, I read a little bit into the comments on that... I'm gonna need a shower to wash off the derp.

Someone with several million listeners.

Radio listeners?

So, he's popular among shut-ins and people who can't afford cable.


Wait you still pay for TV?
 
2013-01-08 11:20:36 AM
I saw part of that interview on the news this morning.  Thought that dude was gonna snap Piers in half.
 
2013-01-08 11:21:40 AM

Godscrack: The Weeners is hilarious:

"The Democratic Party has become the party of the Anti-Semites, Anti-Christians, Anti-Caucasians; home of the Racists, the Haters, the Elitists, the Homosexuals, the Tanstesticals, the Pansexuals, the Illegal Aliens, the Ex-Cons, the Ex-Felons, pro Islamists , the Moral Relativists, the Bigots, the Pagans, the hate-America movement, the Marxists, the Communists, the Socialists and the Anarchists."

lol. We get it. He's black.


Sounds like someone needs a punch. Right in the Tanstesticals.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 11:22:07 AM

Godscrack: The Weeners is hilarious:

"The Democratic Party has become the party of the Anti-Semites, Anti-Christians, Anti-Caucasians; home of the Racists, the Haters, the Elitists, the Homosexuals, the Tanstesticals, the Pansexuals, the Illegal Aliens, the Ex-Cons, the Ex-Felons, pro Islamists , the Moral Relativists, the Bigots, the Pagans, the hate-America movement, the Marxists, the Communists, the Socialists and the Anarchists."

lol. We get it. He's black.


I'm sure that guy is fun at parties.
 
2013-01-08 11:22:26 AM
Jesse Ventura's conspiracy show constantly uses Alex Jones as the voice of reason figure, which tells you a lot about that show, lol.
 
2013-01-08 11:23:04 AM
The comments section in that article reads like John Doe's notebooks in Se7en.
 
2013-01-08 11:23:11 AM
And they wonder why people call them gun nuts
 
2013-01-08 11:23:16 AM

Godscrack: The Weeners is hilarious:

"The Democratic Party has become the party of the Anti-Semites, Anti-Christians, Anti-Caucasians; home of the Racists, the Haters, the Elitists, the Homosexuals, the Tanstesticals, the Pansexuals, the Illegal Aliens, the Ex-Cons, the Ex-Felons, pro Islamists , the Moral Relativists, the Bigots, the Pagans, the hate-America movement, the Marxists, the Communists, the Socialists and the Anarchists."

lol. We get it. He's black.


That's a new one on me. Do I even want to know?

/and will I have to add it to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is?
 
2013-01-08 11:23:36 AM

DAR: That there's a 100,000 signatures really bothers me.  Just the idea that because we don't like something a man says on TV means we should deport him is about as un-American as it gets.

Based that logic, we should remove Alex's citizenship and deport him because we don't like what he said last night on TV.

I recommend we start a White House petition to that effect........k/dar


I blame reality TV. We're accustomed to voting people off the island.
 
2013-01-08 11:23:43 AM
Here's his body guards, that lying sack.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-08 11:24:30 AM

Deep Contact: Here's his body guards, that lying sack.
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wha? They're guarding his body. Or he theirs. Whatever. I'm ok with that.
 
2013-01-08 11:25:21 AM
So, the USA does not have enough right-wing assholes, you need to import them from the UK?

/ good riddance, keep him
// but I cringe every time I imagine someone thinking "what jerks the British are"
 
2013-01-08 11:25:38 AM
Since when did anything on, about, pertaining to, or vaguely related to Piers Morgan become relevant?
 
2013-01-08 11:26:18 AM
files.abovetopsecret.com
Translation: DEEERRRPPPPP
 
2013-01-08 11:26:21 AM
Morgan: "How many gun murders were there last year in England?"
Jones: "HOW MANY CHIMPANZEES CAN DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN?"

Wow, that was some quality stuff.
 
2013-01-08 11:26:26 AM
I'm reading the comments with tears streaming down my face.

They're DEMOCRATS as in DEMOCRACY... this is not a DEMOCRACY, this is a REPUBLIC!

The education system is the corner stone of all liberal thinking and you are under its tutelage.

Stupid people always have the "name calling card" gee aren't we all racists too? Mike go away


What in God's name has gotten into these people?
 
2013-01-08 11:26:50 AM

partisan222: holy Christ the comments section. There is seriously something damanged with that lot of people. My favorite are the ones who say "the US is a REPUBLIC, so Democrats are illegal!" Wtf does that even mean?


The comments section is mind-bendingly stupid, and yet in this information age, not at all surprising in its stupidity.

Godscrack: The Weeners is hilarious:

"The Democratic Party has become the party of the Anti-Semites, Anti-Christians, Anti-Caucasians; home of the Racists, the Haters, the Elitists, the Homosexuals, the Tanstesticals, the Pansexuals, the Illegal Aliens, the Ex-Cons, the Ex-Felons, pro Islamists , the Moral Relativists, the Bigots, the Pagans, the hate-America movement, the Marxists, the Communists, the Socialists and the Anarchists."

lol. We get it. He's black.


And that guy is lauded for "backing up his claims with facts" and being "an informed conservative."

I mean, I served our country happily for years, but I somehow missed the briefing in which it was explained that not only must I love my country, but everything about my country to the point where I cannot even begin to believe that anything about my country isn't THE BEST in the world.

Except, of course, for the half of the country that doesn't vote Republican. It is a head-scratcher.
 
2013-01-08 11:27:22 AM
The best way to have a rational discussion on the importance of the 2nd Amendment is to scream SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, NO, SET UP, THE GOVERNMENT, and TOWER 7 at the top of your lunges.
 
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