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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Dan Ackroyd is a Sandy Hook denier. "There really isn't enough information actually that we can go on. The information that we do have, the information that is being withheld, leads one to be somewhat skeptical"   (wpbf.com) divider line 42
    More: Florida, Sandy Hook, Dan Aykroyd, Florida Atlantic University, James Tracy, massacres  
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2013-01-08 10:17:15 AM  
5 votes:
Hurricane Sandy happened! Get over it. I saw it on the Weather Channel!
2013-01-08 09:06:10 AM  
5 votes:
Dan Ackroyd is a Sandy Hook denier.

Cattle mutilations are up.
2013-01-08 10:44:14 AM  
4 votes:

TWX: Dan, go home, you're drunk!

Seriously, please go back to acting. Actors that become conspiracy theorists rarely get respect in their newly-found field. And unlike Jenny McCarthy, there isn't a queue of people wanting to see you so that they can imagine you naked while you talk.


I know what you mean. Sometimes I'm all like, "I'm not reading that article. I don't have time. The world needs to know my opinion about what what I think it's about right now!"
2013-01-08 10:19:37 AM  
4 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Um, that headline would be considered lible.


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"That's some lible, bibble!"
2013-01-08 11:15:05 AM  
3 votes:
As a Journalist, I have a thirst for the truth. At the recent grade school shooting, I decided I need to know what actually happened.

I went right to the coroner's office. I was in luck. The coroner was doing an autopsy on a deceased ten year old.

I burst right past the secretary. "Sit down! I am a journalist!" I barked. I walked in to the examine room and right up to the table. "Journalist" I said.

"Oh," said the coroner. "Then you know I've already completed the Y incision and I am following the path the bullets took through this young body."

"I didn't say anything about bullets! Where did you get the idea that bullets were used to kill these children?"

"Well, you see these holes? They're called bullet holes. This one entered the chest, the young rib cage deflected it and caused it to spin, reducing the youth's internal organs to mush."

"Word on the street says aliens did this" I said. "Aliens using earth technology to cover their tracks. One of the deceased was going to invent the hyperdrive and they silenced him. Or robots. Future robots. You know the story line."

"You must work for the Enquirer" she said.

"It's a spec piece. I'm going with aliens but then I'll make a copy and insert 'Future Robot" in to the copy where ever "Alien" was."

"Good luck with that. Now pass me the bucket. This one took a bullet to the brain."

I left the coroner's office certain that aliens and or future robots had caused this. She didn't deny it. I needed a second to confirm it. I went right to the Chief of Police. It was my lucky day. I found $5 on the walk over there. Lunch would include food. Real, store bought food.

The Chief was in a meeting with the Mayor. I walked right in. "Journalist!" I yelled. "Stop what you are doing and give me your undivided attention or I will write that you were 'uncooperative'."

"Well, we don't want that," saidd the Mayor. "I want to be known as cooperative."

"Me too" said the Chief of Police. "You may speak and we will listen and answer all your questions."

I spent the next few minutes bringing the Chief and Mayor up to speed on whatI knew. The strange disc-like object that was spotted before and after the killings. The probability that kids from that school go on to engineering careers and the fact that future robots and or aliens would not use ray guns or robot finger weapons if they wanted to be sneaky about it. Both the Mayor and the Chief agreed that I made excellent sense.

"In light of what I am hearing, we have no choice but to release the guy we thought we caught at the school with the loaded weapon. I'll have him ordered released immediately." said the Chief. "I'll order an APB for future robots and aliens."

"And I'll make sure he gets his rifle back and all the ammo that we found on him. Plus, I'll give him some police body armor as a sign of good will."

"Excellent! Journalism has once again made society stand up and take notice. You both shall be well described in both my articles about either future robots or aliens - should some one actually buy it."

I left knowing that I, a Journalist, had made the world a better place and that I had $5 in my pocket. I could go to Subway and get a $5 sandwich because as a Journalist, I pay no retail tax. Just yell "I'm a Journalist!" until they give you the sandwich.
2013-01-08 10:55:07 AM  
3 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Let's see ... Fark exists to mock the news for being the malignant tool it has become.

Dan Ackroyd says reports on Sandy Hook incomplete, suggestive and may not be the whole story.

Farkers kick Ackroyd in the nuts, set him on fire for questioning the Official Narrative.

Fark has become the complete Ouroboros of Irony


You forgot bullet point 5:

Some Farkers don't click the article and end up posting stuff that makes them look like morons
2013-01-08 10:18:44 AM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: James Tracy teaches courses examining the relationship between commercial and alternative news media and socio-political issues and events nut job conspiracies.


FTFY.
2013-01-08 09:20:28 AM  
3 votes:
"For example, looking at the autopsies, much of what journalist institutions are going on are pronouncements from law enforcement authorities and the medical examiner."

Well that's just ca-razy!  They should have asked what Madge, who runs the local 5 and dime, had to say.
2013-01-08 11:25:34 AM  
2 votes:

Makh: It true, people really do believe that this was a set-up by Obama to ban guns.  They blame him for the deaths.


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2013-01-08 11:12:37 AM  
2 votes:

zerkalo: Joelogon: Dan Ackroyd is a Sandy Hook denier.

Cattle mutilations are up.

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year


This thread has got everything!
2013-01-08 10:41:24 AM  
2 votes:
So the headline is a reference to this guy looking like Dan Aykroyd?  That's more of a stretch than Joan Rivers' face.
2013-01-08 10:39:57 AM  
2 votes:
And this would be why most schools don't have many conservatives on staff.

Birthers
Truthers
Hookers?
2013-01-08 10:26:06 AM  
2 votes:
Damn! I was hoping it was THE Dan Ackroyd just so I could continue to rip him, a fairly ok comedian and a 'barely-was' actor who has been dining off two movies for past 30 years.


$150 for a bottle of vodka in a skull shaped bottle?

FFFFFFFFFFffffffffFFFFFFUUUUUUUuuuUUUuuUUu.
2013-01-08 10:23:22 AM  
2 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Um, that headline would be considered lible


Um, that would be considered bad spelling.
2013-01-08 10:21:20 AM  
2 votes:

factoryconnection: "Libel" against Dan Aykroyd or the named Dan Ackroyd?



Ha, didn't notice that.
2013-01-08 10:20:50 AM  
2 votes:
Of course you forget. He was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
2013-01-08 10:20:42 AM  
2 votes:
His toupee is a tin foil toupee
i196.photobucket.com
2013-01-08 10:18:48 AM  
2 votes:

Joelogon: Dan Ackroyd is a Sandy Hook denier.

Cattle mutilations are up.


The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
2013-01-08 10:18:26 AM  
2 votes:
That is a special kind of stupid right there. If we could bottle that kind of stupid it could be weaponized.
2013-01-08 09:57:56 AM  
2 votes:
tenure
2013-01-08 09:36:19 AM  
2 votes:
The only explanation is that Lorne Michaels is a cult leader. Belushi tried to escape=dead. Then Victoria Jackson and her dead brain. Now this.
2013-01-08 04:18:40 PM  
1 votes:

Ecobuckeye: This literally just hit my facebook.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2013/01/united-way-sends-condol en ces-to-sandy-hook-victims-3-days-before-the-shooting-2530888.html

[www.thedailysheeple.com image 693x428]

How do I respond to my derptastic family members on this one?


Change the current date on your PC to some point in the past or future and send them an e-mail.
2013-01-08 02:36:39 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, but if I see a naked guy with a weapon in my driveway, I'm reaching for my gun while I call the cops.

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Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
2013-01-08 12:18:43 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Shame that the same people that prevent sensible gun regulation also oppose any means of doing this.


Stolen from a friend on facebook this morning:
Few phrases in current political discourse are more useless than "sensible gun control". What does that even mean? Everyone wants sensible gun control, from the guy who wants to ban pointy ended chop sticks to the person rigging up remote control rifles to deal with the neighbors smarmy cat. But no one agrees what that is, and when you say it you're basically saying "I'm in favor of my own opinion."
2013-01-08 12:09:15 PM  
1 votes:
This? NO! STOP! Dammit! Fair and balanced (to borrow a phrase) does not mean giving airtime to every lunatic who picked up secret messages in his teeth fillings! If I were to put together a symposium on, let say the moon, I'd invite scientist and ignore the crazy person who thinks it's made of cheese. This just adds to the unnecessary mental background noise, and we're all dumber for being exposed to it.

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2013-01-08 11:20:14 AM  
1 votes:

hdhale: It's all Obama's fault


Congratulations, you managed to outcrazy the trolls today.
2013-01-08 11:15:51 AM  
1 votes:

hdhale: [derp] ...Supporters of Mr. Obama will now imply or flat out say I'm a moonbat. Have fun with that. I won't be listening


That's OK, because most people probably stopped paying attention after you spelled the president's name wrong.
TWX
2013-01-08 11:05:17 AM  
1 votes:

LordJiro: DjangoStonereaver: TWX: Dan, go home, you're drunk!

Seriously, please go back to acting. Actors that become conspiracy theorists rarely get respect in their newly-found field. And unlike Jenny McCarthy, there isn't a queue of people wanting to see you so that they can imagine you naked while you talk.

You know how I know you didn't bother to click the link?

He's posting on Fark?


Hey, ain't nobody got time for that!
2013-01-08 11:02:07 AM  
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: TWX: Dan, go home, you're drunk!

Seriously, please go back to acting. Actors that become conspiracy theorists rarely get respect in their newly-found field. And unlike Jenny McCarthy, there isn't a queue of people wanting to see you so that they can imagine you naked while you talk.

You know how I know you didn't bother to click the link?


He's posting on Fark?
2013-01-08 11:02:06 AM  
1 votes:
The only conspiracy in play is how the media and the White House want to blame the weapons and not the shooter.

Though I will say this...

Pretty as long as Barrack Obama has been a politician, he's been a major gun control advocate. It would be fair to say that there isn't a piece of gun control legislation he hasn't loved, from his days in Chicago, to his time as a US senator to his time in the White House. Reporting on his positions on the issue of gun control is freely available and unambiguous.

Because of Obama's positions on gun control, people who oppose him politically have been been concerned that their ability to purchase certain types of firearms (or firearms at all in some cases) will be taken away and thus they have spent millions on the purchase of said weapons--semiautomatic rifles, pistols, large capacity magazines. Indeed, the revival of the gun industry that started in 2007 with the lifting of the assault weapons ban skyrocketed beginning in 2008 and beyond. Stores have quite literally run out of stocks and manufacturers had to expand production in order to keep up.

Enter Nancy Lanza. She was caught up in the gun buying hysteria like many others and purchased an AR-15 style semiautomatic rifle along with other firearms. It would be fair to say that had there not been a rush to purchase such weapons, the looming threat that they would be banned, along with a severe economic crisis, she would have likely put off purchasing some or all of the weapons in her possession. After all, she had a mentally challenged adult son who was on medication for his illness, one she had ended up home schooling because he had anxiety issues and one whom she was contemplating having institutionalized--not an inexpensive proposition, particularly in an era of mental health funding treatment cuts both in the public sector and through insurance plans.

Barrack Obama didn't pull the trigger at Sandy Hook Elementary any more than he did in Colorado, nor did any secret government special ops team. It would however be fair to say that Barrack Obama and his administration, intentionally or through stupidity, created an environment of paranoia that helped to create Adam Lanza. If the NRA has blood on its hands, so does he--actually even more so. "I'm not going to take your guns away" was always followed up by "but someday soon I'll make sure you can't buy any more." If you can't see where that would generate a national buying spree of weapons, then God help you.

Supporters of Mr. Obama will now imply or flat out say I'm a moonbat. Have fun with that. I won't be listening.
2013-01-08 10:45:57 AM  
1 votes:

Zapruder: Dog Welder: I'll believe anything you want me to as long as it means a steady paycheck. If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

FTFY


If there is a steady paycheck in it, Ernie Hudson will suck your dick like it squirts Skittles.

FTFM

/Poor Ernie
2013-01-08 10:45:11 AM  
1 votes:

vpb: Michael Harris opined that the shooting was carried out by an Israeli paramilitary team.
....Despite compelling geopolitical and diplomatic conditions the claim cannot be verified because the identities of the two-to-four additional suspected gunmen apprehended by Newtown and Connecticut state police remain undisclosed

WTF?


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2013-01-08 10:42:19 AM  
1 votes:
www.compliancebuilding.com
2013-01-08 10:39:46 AM  
1 votes:
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
2013-01-08 10:29:20 AM  
1 votes:

radarlove: Dan Ackroyd also believes in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis.

/Dan Aykroyd, too


I'll believe anything you want me to as long as it means a steady paycheck.
2013-01-08 10:26:19 AM  
1 votes:
FTA:

"I don't think journalists are really pressing for the right types of questions," he said. "For example, looking at the autopsies, much of what journalist institutions are going on are pronouncements from law enforcement authorities and the medical examiner."

WTF man? Well ya should have come on down to the coroner and got your hands dirty digging through all those guts then. Someone please call James Tracey next time so he can perform the autopsy, or at least recommend a coroner that he trusts.
TWX
2013-01-08 10:25:51 AM  
1 votes:
Dan, go home, you're drunk!

Seriously, please go back to acting. Actors that become conspiracy theorists rarely get respect in their newly-found field. And unlike Jenny McCarthy, there isn't a queue of people wanting to see you so that they can imagine you naked while you talk.
2013-01-08 10:24:51 AM  
1 votes:
Dan Ackroyd also believes in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis.

/Dan Aykroyd, too
2013-01-08 10:17:18 AM  
1 votes:
"and the Obama administration's agenda with gun control."

FFS.  Where is his Tea Party card?
2013-01-08 10:10:22 AM  
1 votes:
Um, that headline would be considered lible. There's no connection to Ghostbusters or Dan Aykroid in linked article. Doesn't even look like him.
2013-01-08 09:36:01 AM  
1 votes:
"While talking to WPBF, Tracy posed questions about security video, two other suspects in the shooting and the Obama administration's agenda with gun control."

Ah.
2013-01-08 09:29:08 AM  
1 votes:
It true, people really do believe that this was a set-up by Obama to ban guns.  They blame him for the deaths.
 
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