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(Yahoo)   Woman pleads guilty in 'total identity theft' case. At least we think it was her. She's pretty good at this   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-08 10:12:52 AM  
Those are some hairy arms.
 
2013-01-08 10:13:30 AM  
Oops. She she have not done that? Lets hold hands. It was an oops.
 
2013-01-08 10:15:15 AM  
Maybe she could share a cell with a credit card or bank executive who has helped to enable this kind of thing, because it's more profitable for them to have cheap, sloppy security.
 
2013-01-08 10:21:24 AM  
Defense lawyer Matthew Works said after Monday's hearing in Wichita that his client was sorry and didn't intend to harm Gutierrez


oh sure,no harm done :rolleyes:
 
2013-01-08 10:28:37 AM  
When my ex-wife and I were in our 20s, her ID was stolen and used on a state-wide shopping spree by a 5' 11" black tranny. My ex is 5' 2" Korean.

/yes, she is ugly
 
2013-01-08 10:29:12 AM  
"... using it to get a job, a driver's license, a mortgage, food stamps and even medical care for the birth of two children." That's ridiculous that she could qualify for a home loan and food stamps.

/granted, maybe not at the same time, but it sounded that way
 
2013-01-08 10:31:22 AM  
it was for the children, that makes it ok.
 
2013-01-08 10:47:56 AM  
Subby if she was that good she wouldn't have been caught.
 
2013-01-08 10:52:10 AM  
"She wanted to give her children a better life. That is what this is all about," Works said.

And breaking the law is apparently the best way to do this. By her logic, selling her body, dealing drugs, or getting involved with the Mafia would have also led to her children getting "a better life."

Wanna make a change in your life? Go for it. Just so long as it's legal. Mexicans wouldn't take too kindly to me breaking their laws to give my kids "a better life," would they?
 
2013-01-08 10:54:42 AM  

picturescrazy: Subby if she was that good she wouldn't have been caught.


Or was she?
 
2013-01-08 10:59:26 AM  
She wanted to give her children a better life

By destroying someone else'. Farking coont.
 
2013-01-08 10:59:46 AM  
Deport
 
2013-01-08 11:01:49 AM  

picturescrazy: Subby if she was that good she wouldn't have been caught.


She was so close to getting away with it you have to assume some people completely get away with it. TFA: "Gutierrez first learned her identity had been hijacked when she was turned down for a mortgage nearly 12 years ago. Both women claimed they were identity theft victims and sought new Social Security numbers. The Social Security Administration turned down the request from Gutierrez, instead issuing a new number to the woman impersonating her."

Imagine if the wrong person ended up in prison. What if the identity thief managed to not just steal an identity but completely swap identities with the victim, so the victim gets the perp's rap sheet pinned on her?
 
2013-01-08 11:14:23 AM  
"He returned her original Social Security card and birth certificate, she said."

How did she lose possession of those in the first place? The article seems to just drop off at the end, like there should be a second page.
 
2013-01-08 11:31:41 AM  

FatherChaos: "She wanted to give her children a better life. That is what this is all about," Works said.

And breaking the law is apparently the best way to do this. By her logic, selling her body, dealing drugs, or getting involved with the Mafia would have also led to her children getting "a better life."

Wanna make a change in your life? Go for it. Just so long as it's legal. Mexicans wouldn't take too kindly to me breaking their laws to give my kids "a better life," would they?


Absolutely, positively, 100% THIS.
 
2013-01-08 12:30:17 PM  
How did they figure out who was who? Damn article.
 
2013-01-08 01:21:14 PM  
Not impressed.

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