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2013-01-08 07:44:49 AM
Meh

The guy has less clothes on than she does. LAME
 
2013-01-08 07:45:26 AM
Vague surprise!
 
2013-01-08 07:47:48 AM
Spiffy? WTF, subby? You like homely 12-year-old boys?
 
2013-01-08 07:54:41 AM
Has she gotten that weird hip ratio thing under control yet?
 
2013-01-08 07:58:32 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Meh

The guy has less clothes on than she does. LAME


Look while you can. She's 2 years from 2 bills.
 
2013-01-08 08:08:24 AM
This thread needs some proper Kate Upton pictures...

www.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-01-08 08:08:37 AM

The Muthaship: Look while you can. She's 2 years from 2 bills.


2 years?? That's generous
 
2013-01-08 08:12:08 AM
I keep confusing Kate Upton and Kate Middleton so I'm a bit disappointed.

I would title the photo shoot "after school tutoring" in honor of one of Fark's favorite subjects
 
2013-01-08 08:15:31 AM
WEAK.
 
2013-01-08 08:23:12 AM
Who?
 
2013-01-08 08:26:45 AM
Gotta love it. Nine out of ten chicks plastered on magazine covers have the hip-to-waist ratio of a boy in 5th grade, but Kate Upton who makes most of them look like dead racoons gets crap over her "weird hip ratio"!

And for the Internet Weight Nazis TM who I'm sure are personal trainers themselves and only date fitness models, this girl is no more than 130 lbs, max. Let guys who are actually attracted to women worry about her weight, we'll take her off your hands fellas. Thanks for looking out though.
 
2013-01-08 08:29:02 AM
www.hollywoodtuna.com

Is this some kind of bust?
 
2013-01-08 08:30:38 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: Gotta love it. Nine out of ten chicks plastered on magazine covers have the hip-to-waist ratio of a boy in 5th grade, but Kate Upton who makes most of them look like dead racoons gets crap over her "weird hip ratio"!

And for the Internet Weight Nazis TM who I'm sure are personal trainers themselves and only date fitness models, this girl is no more than 130 lbs, max. Let guys who are actually attracted to women worry about her weight, we'll take her off your hands fellas. Thanks for looking out though.


She's gorgeous. But, she's trending towards fat. And, she does have a far from ideal hip to waist ratio. That ratio has been determined to be the most significant factor in male attraction.

You may now return to lurkin and jerkin the gerkin.
 
2013-01-08 08:30:42 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: Gotta love it. Nine out of ten chicks plastered on magazine covers have the hip-to-waist ratio of a boy in 5th grade, but Kate Upton who makes most of them look like dead racoons gets crap over her "weird hip ratio"!

And for the Internet Weight Nazis TM who I'm sure are personal trainers themselves and only date fitness models, this girl is no more than 130 lbs, max. Let guys who are actually attracted to women worry about her weight, we'll take her off your hands fellas. Thanks for looking out though.


Well said
 
2013-01-08 08:33:35 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Meh

The guy has less clothes on than she does. LAME


I don't think I've said this in ever, but I agree with Tat'd.

Here are better tits. (Mandy's tits are, frankly, jaw-dropping and also natural. For serious.)
And moar better tits.
This site's title is Endless Tits, so one hopes there are better ones there somewhere
And these also.
ALL LINKS NSFW, if you morons can't read a URL.
 
2013-01-08 08:34:14 AM

Cheron: I keep confusing Kate Upton and Kate Middleton so I'm a bit disappointed.


And to make things more confusing, there's no Kate Downton. There's just this Abbey chick...
 
2013-01-08 08:44:59 AM
Seems kinda fat.
 
2013-01-08 08:51:20 AM

The Muthaship:

She's gorgeous. But, she's trending towards fat.


This is your opinion and not anywhere close to a fact. She would only appear as 'trending toward fat' in comparison to the typical malnourished models who are on average 20 lbs below the lowest range of their healthy weight. They're the ones with weight issues, not her.

And, she does have a far from ideal hip to waist ratio. That ratio has been determined to be the most significant factor in male attraction.

If she has a 'weird' hip ratio then we must invent a new word to describe the non-existent hips found on the bulimic stick figures the media pretends are hot.

And don't even get me started on "significant factors in male attraction". The types of chicks glamorized today are nothing but walking collections of every trait that sets off evolutionary warning signs of illness, malnourishment and infertility.
 
2013-01-08 08:53:09 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: The types of chicks glamorized today are nothing but walking collections of every trait that sets off evolutionary warning signs of illness, malnourishment and infertility.


So, they can't get pregnant?
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-08 08:56:14 AM
Cover up boobies no fun Kate, let them be free!
 
2013-01-08 08:56:26 AM

EyeballKid: Wartime Consiglieri: The types of chicks glamorized today are nothing but walking collections of every trait that sets off evolutionary warning signs of illness, malnourishment and infertility.

So, they can't get pregnant?


Nope, just like the boys they resemble. Happy fapping.
 
2013-01-08 08:56:57 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: If she has a 'weird' hip ratio then we must invent a new word to describe the non-existent hips found on the bulimic stick figures the media pretends are hot.

And don't even get me started on "significant factors in male attraction". The types of chicks glamorized today are nothing but walking collections of every trait that sets off evolutionary warning signs of illness, malnourishment and infertility.


slight counter argument: girls who are skinny with muscle tone due to exercise. It takes proper diet and a personality of self improvement, both of which go against your described factors.

/I don't think he was talking about walking runway broomsticks is all
//love me some KU
 
2013-01-08 08:57:54 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Has she gotten that weird hip ratio thing under control yet?


The Muthaship: Tat'dGreaser: Meh

The guy has less clothes on than she does. LAME

Look while you can. She's 2 years from 2 bills.


The Muthaship: Wartime Consiglieri: Gotta love it. Nine out of ten chicks plastered on magazine covers have the hip-to-waist ratio of a boy in 5th grade, but Kate Upton who makes most of them look like dead racoons gets crap over her "weird hip ratio"!

And for the Internet Weight Nazis TM who I'm sure are personal trainers themselves and only date fitness models, this girl is no more than 130 lbs, max. Let guys who are actually attracted to women worry about her weight, we'll take her off your hands fellas. Thanks for looking out though.

She's gorgeous. But, she's trending towards fat. And, she does have a far from ideal hip to waist ratio. That ratio has been determined to be the most significant factor in male attraction.

You may now return to lurkin and jerkin the gerkin.


Bslim: Seems kinda fat.


cdn2.hark.com
 
2013-01-08 08:59:49 AM
She always looks too young to me, but then I'm 41.

I do thank likefunbutnot for the links.
 
2013-01-08 09:08:28 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-08 09:19:15 AM

likefunbutnot: Tat'dGreaser: Meh

The guy has less clothes on than she does. LAME

I don't think I've said this in ever, but I agree with Tat'd.

Here are better tits. (Mandy's tits are, frankly, jaw-dropping and also natural. For serious.)
And moar better tits.
This site's title is Endless Tits, so one hopes there are better ones there somewhere
And these also.
ALL LINKS NSFW, if you morons can't read a URL.


Says the guy that hasn't discovered the wonders of HoverZoom yet. Seriously, label them as NSFW above the links, not below.
 
2013-01-08 09:25:53 AM
"ENLARGE PICTURE"

FINE!
 
2013-01-08 09:28:55 AM
I love those on her!
 
2013-01-08 09:33:09 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Says the guy that hasn't discovered the wonders of HoverZoom yet. Seriously, label them as NSFW above the links, not below.


They're labeled. I'm sorry about your unfortunate learning disability.
 
2013-01-08 09:38:40 AM
In my next life I'm going to be an attractive professional athlete that repeatedly beds Kate Upton.
 
2013-01-08 09:44:19 AM

MayoSlather: In my next life I'm going to be an attractive professional athlete that repeatedly beds Kate Upton.


She may be a little old by then, depending on your demise.
 
2013-01-08 09:46:31 AM

dennysgod: [www.hollywoodtuna.com image 610x458]

Is this some kind of bust?


Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-01-08 10:05:15 AM
Pff, bag of antlers
 
2013-01-08 10:13:34 AM

LDM90: Pff, bag of antlers


You sound like a Lexxi Lockhart fan.
 
2013-01-08 10:23:59 AM
This woman is absolutely incredible any disagreement signifies idiocy, creamed corn, and the gay NTTIAWWT
 
2013-01-08 10:27:18 AM

likefunbutnot: Here are better tits. (Mandy's tits are, frankly, jaw-dropping and also natural. For serious.)


Those are not natural tits.
 
2013-01-08 10:32:21 AM

mitchcumstein1: Those are not natural tits.


Those are natural tits. If you follow her blog or body of work, she has some health issues that have increased skin and connective tissue elasticity (that's also why her skin is ridiculously pale) and cause 'em to grow and shrink quite a bit. When she's "big", she's a 28GG but sometimes she's as small as a plain ol' DD.

Her boyfriend is a neat guy, too. Dude went to Harvard, works as a porn performer and spends his free time blogging about Dungeons and Dragons.
 
2013-01-08 10:35:29 AM

mitchcumstein1: likefunbutnot: Here are better tits. (Mandy's tits are, frankly, jaw-dropping and also natural. For serious.)

Those are not natural tits.


Also: her tatts kill her potential hawtness.

/small tatts: fine
//body part-length tatts: turn-off.
 
2013-01-08 10:38:37 AM

likefunbutnot: Those are natural tits. If you follow her blog or body of work, she has some health issues that have increased skin and connective tissue elasticity (that's also why her skin is ridiculously pale) and cause 'em to grow and shrink quite a bit. When she's "big", she's a 28GG but sometimes she's as small as a plain ol' DD.


So she says there. Those are phenomenal tits then.

I still find Kate Upton to be a more attractive person.

likefunbutnot: Her boyfriend is a neat guy, too. Dude went to Harvard, works as a porn performer and spends his free time blogging about Dungeons and Dragons.


Your definition of neat and mine are wildly different.
 
2013-01-08 10:44:28 AM

mitchcumstein1: Your definition of neat and mine are wildly different.


In your heart of hearts, you know full well that 13-year-old mitchcumstein1 would admire the shiat out of a dude who took his Harvard degree and used it to make a living farking hot alt chicks and writing about role playing game theory-craft.
 
2013-01-08 10:46:25 AM

likefunbutnot: mitchcumstein1: Your definition of neat and mine are wildly different.

In your heart of hearts, you know full well that 13-year-old mitchcumstein1 would admire the shiat out of a dude who took his Harvard degree and used it to make a living farking hot alt chicks and writing about role playing game theory-craft.


Maybe if it was Yale.
 
2013-01-08 10:49:23 AM
She has a great body, a pretty face, and by all accounts a great personality.

Seriously folks, what the fark is wrong with you all?
 
2013-01-08 10:49:38 AM
Whoops. So it was. MFA, 2001.
 
2013-01-08 10:54:52 AM
Kate Upton is old news. Can we get a new model to ogle?
 
2013-01-08 11:01:20 AM
well, thank god they weren't poised. i don't know if i would have tolerated that.
 
2013-01-08 12:23:34 PM
Not a book thing...
 
2013-01-08 12:59:38 PM
So. Why hasn't anyone pitched her a "Remake of Gia" script yet?

GET TO IT PEOPLE.
 
2013-01-08 01:32:07 PM
.
 
2013-01-08 01:38:41 PM
cdnl.complex.com
Click It
 
2013-01-08 01:43:03 PM
Huh.
 
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