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(The Consumerist)   IT tip: A test of your company's email system shouldn't offer the purchase of Presidential Inauguration tickets   (consumerist.com) divider line 12
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1691 clicks; posted to Business » on 08 Jan 2013 at 9:21 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-08 07:36:28 AM  
Subby, did you accidentally a whole word?
 
2013-01-08 08:50:46 AM  
It makes more sense if you read it as though it were a poem.

A test
Your company's email system
Should not offer Presidential Inauguration tickets.
 
2013-01-08 09:05:12 AM  
#1 - Never end a sentence with a preposition.

#2 - Never forget to include it in the body of the sentence.
 
2013-01-08 09:26:03 AM  

Diogenes: #1 - Never end a sentence with a preposition.



If you ever find yourself ending a sentence with a preposition, tacking on the word "asshole" usually takes care of it.
 
2013-01-08 09:35:12 AM  
Leaving aside the f'd up headline:

What kind of loser would buy tickets to this? Oh, I think I will go freeze my ass in DC in order to eat crappy food 1,000 feet away from the President who pops in for five minutes!
 
2013-01-08 09:35:54 AM  

Diogenes: #1 - Never end a sentence with a preposition.


But DO end your post with a proposition.

I_Am_Weasel: It makes more sense if you read it as though it were a poem.

A test
Your company's email system
Should not offer Presidential Inauguration tickets.


I hate haikus.
 
2013-01-08 09:37:07 AM  

BiffDangler: Leaving aside the f'd up headline:

What kind of loser would buy tickets to this? Oh, I think I will go freeze my ass in DC in order to eat crappy food 1,000 feet away from the President who pops in for five minutes!


I still get appeals from the Obama camp to buy memorabilia long after the election is done and gone. I'm wondering what the hell they're doing with that money. I seriously doubt it's going to pay off the national debt.
 
2013-01-08 09:40:11 AM  

xanadian:

I still get appeals from the Obama camp to buy memorabilia long after the election is done and gone. I'm wondering what the hell they're doing with that money. I seriously doubt it's going to pay off the national debt.


Why would campaign money pay off the debt? It goes to the campaign fund for the next guy.
 
2013-01-08 09:45:23 AM  

BiffDangler: Leaving aside the f'd up headline:

What kind of loser would buy tickets to this? Oh, I think I will go freeze my ass in DC in order to eat crappy food 1,000 feet away from the President who pops in for five minutes!


Can we stop at Ray's on the way there?
 
2013-01-08 09:30:38 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It makes more sense if you read it as though it were a poem.

A test
Your company's email system
Should not offer Presidential Inauguration tickets.


Unfortunately I been on Fark long enough that now everything is done to the voice of Morgan Freeman.
 
2013-01-09 05:01:17 AM  
Was the "of" missing?

/it was "of," wasn't it?
 
2013-01-09 01:57:34 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It makes more sense if you read it as though it were a poem.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
A test
Your company's email system
Should not offer Presidential Inauguration tickets.
With arms wide open.
 
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