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(Some Guy)   "Officers saw Potter throw two objects toward witnesses. The objects were later determined to be HUMAN ARMS"   (kirksvilledailyexpress.com) divider line 32
    More: Scary, vehicle fires, Paul R. Potter, Kirksville  
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2013-01-07 08:40:46 PM  
21 votes:
Expecto Humerus!
2013-01-07 08:32:02 PM  
18 votes:
Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.
2013-01-07 10:48:52 PM  
12 votes:
flashfact.org
2013-01-07 10:55:15 PM  
4 votes:
img.photobucket.com

It's just a flesh wound!
2013-01-07 10:54:48 PM  
4 votes:
Spell: Expelliarmus.
Effect: Disarms opponent.

/ In my defense, I had to look it up.
2013-01-07 08:41:06 PM  
4 votes:

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.


He was just trying to give them a hand.
2013-01-08 12:47:21 AM  
2 votes:
www.mazingerztoys.com

Maybe he was practicing his ROKETTO PANCHI?
2013-01-08 12:21:25 AM  
2 votes:
What the police didn't notice, was that Potter had thrown TWO LEFT ARMS.
2013-01-07 11:24:09 PM  
2 votes:
Who has four thumbs and likes to party? This guy!
2013-01-07 11:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.oocities.org
2013-01-07 11:09:22 PM  
2 votes:
The good news is, now he's mostly 'armless...
2013-01-07 11:02:23 PM  
2 votes:
He was armed and dangerous.

He was charged with possession of illegal arms.
2013-01-07 10:49:02 PM  
2 votes:

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.

Bear

arms, not human arms.
2013-01-07 08:47:15 PM  
2 votes:
the cops probably asked him throw down his arms.

my old man once told me i had a chip on my shoulder...i looked, he smacked me. i hate him.
2013-01-07 08:43:22 PM  
2 votes:

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.


The NRA will be holding a press conference shortly.
2013-01-08 11:08:46 AM  
1 votes:
The capitalization in the headline made me read it like this Deep Thought by Jack Handy:

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!
2013-01-08 08:27:07 AM  
1 votes:
Groovy.
theconcentrium.com
/primitive screwheads
2013-01-08 02:35:50 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Dismemberment is torture


No, what's torture is trying to get all the blood stains out of your shirt after you're done!

Now, that's torture!
2013-01-08 01:46:18 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: All that, and this guy only gets 2nd degree murder.


Also littering... and creating a nuisance.
2013-01-08 12:53:45 AM  
1 votes:
emilianocaballero.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-08 12:30:49 AM  
1 votes:
The olbigatory Lerher.
2013-01-07 11:49:58 PM  
1 votes:

baronvonzipper: Ivo Shandor: The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.
Bear arms, not human arms.
Bare arms!
Dang it, do I have to do everything around here?


Everybody wants their rights, until it get ugly. then it's a different story.

3.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.theblemish.com

farm2.static.flickr.com

No, no, this is what you wanted. Don't look away. See what baring arms is really all about.
2013-01-07 11:37:38 PM  
1 votes:
He was from the army corpse.
2013-01-07 11:14:06 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: All that, and this guy only gets 2nd degree murder.


They can't prove he intended 'arm.
2013-01-07 11:10:42 PM  
1 votes:

JungleBoogie: He was looking for this guy: Dick Armey


...and his wife: Vagina Coast Guard.
2013-01-07 11:09:36 PM  
1 votes:
I expected a reference to Harry's son, Severus.
2013-01-07 11:00:37 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Seen fleeing the scene
2013-01-07 10:59:32 PM  
1 votes:
A farewell to arms.
2013-01-07 10:57:39 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


dandeliontraveler.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-07 09:45:57 PM  
1 votes:
KV man allegedly dismembered murder victim

Good thing it wasn't a KY man, those guys are slippery.


LordOfThePings: [imageshack.us image 285x285]


I said "harmless" not "armless"...
2013-01-07 09:38:38 PM  
1 votes:
He disarmed?
2013-01-07 08:43:57 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


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