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(Some Guy)   "Officers saw Potter throw two objects toward witnesses. The objects were later determined to be HUMAN ARMS"   (kirksvilledailyexpress.com) divider line 101
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2013-01-07 08:32:02 PM  
Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:46 PM  
Expecto Humerus!
 
2013-01-07 08:41:06 PM  

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.


He was just trying to give them a hand.
 
2013-01-07 08:43:22 PM  

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.


The NRA will be holding a press conference shortly.
 
2013-01-07 08:43:57 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


/thread.
 
2013-01-07 08:47:15 PM  
the cops probably asked him throw down his arms.

my old man once told me i had a chip on my shoulder...i looked, he smacked me. i hate him.
 
2013-01-07 08:48:00 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-07 08:58:53 PM  

FloydA: AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!

/thread.


Thread? Horse hockey!
 
2013-01-07 09:02:38 PM  
All that, and this guy only gets 2nd degree murder.
 
2013-01-07 09:38:38 PM  
He disarmed?
 
2013-01-07 09:45:57 PM  
KV man allegedly dismembered murder victim

Good thing it wasn't a KY man, those guys are slippery.


LordOfThePings: [imageshack.us image 285x285]


I said "harmless" not "armless"...
 
2013-01-07 10:39:09 PM  
Well, did the cops finger the culprit?
 
2013-01-07 10:47:53 PM  
See you at the party Richter!
 
2013-01-07 10:48:52 PM  
flashfact.org
 
2013-01-07 10:49:02 PM  

The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.

Bear

arms, not human arms.
 
2013-01-07 10:50:15 PM  
Gotta hand it to the perp.
Nah, you don't
Just shoot him in the head,
let the liberals examine it when you're done.
 
2013-01-07 10:54:48 PM  
Spell: Expelliarmus.
Effect: Disarms opponent.

/ In my defense, I had to look it up.
 
2013-01-07 10:55:12 PM  

FloydA: AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!

/thread.


Agreed. I snorted.
 
2013-01-07 10:55:15 PM  
img.photobucket.com

It's just a flesh wound!
 
2013-01-07 10:56:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He disarmed?



He enticed the victim with his charming wit and disarming smile.
 
2013-01-07 10:57:39 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


dandeliontraveler.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 10:58:33 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


WINNAR!!!

/Thread Ovar...
 
2013-01-07 10:58:58 PM  
Armed and dangerous.
 
2013-01-07 10:59:24 PM  
Sectumsempra!!!
 
2013-01-07 10:59:32 PM  
A farewell to arms.
 
2013-01-07 11:00:08 PM  
Stand your ground? Guy's lawyer is gonna say he merely disarmed the guy in self-defense.
 
2013-01-07 11:00:37 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Seen fleeing the scene
 
2013-01-07 11:02:23 PM  
He was armed and dangerous.

He was charged with possession of illegal arms.
 
2013-01-07 11:03:09 PM  
He was looking for this guy: Dick Armey
 
2013-01-07 11:06:47 PM  

spamdog: See you at the party Richter!


Came in here for this, chuckled at the Harry Potter reference, and lol'd at the Black Knight

/good thread
 
2013-01-07 11:06:52 PM  
Maybe he just wanted to give them a hand.
 
2013-01-07 11:07:26 PM  
Eww.
 
2013-01-07 11:09:01 PM  

some_beer_drinker: the cops probably asked him throw down his arms.

He must have been told to put his hands up.
 
2013-01-07 11:09:22 PM  
The good news is, now he's mostly 'armless...
 
2013-01-07 11:09:36 PM  
I expected a reference to Harry's son, Severus.
 
2013-01-07 11:10:04 PM  
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2013-01-07 11:10:42 PM  

JungleBoogie: He was looking for this guy: Dick Armey


...and his wife: Vagina Coast Guard.
 
2013-01-07 11:10:51 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


Close it, Book it, DONE.
 
2013-01-07 11:11:42 PM  
Two arms good, no arms better!
 
2013-01-07 11:12:29 PM  

Gergesa: Sectumsempra!!!


came for this reference
 
2013-01-07 11:14:06 PM  

HotWingAgenda: All that, and this guy only gets 2nd degree murder.


They can't prove he intended 'arm.
 
2013-01-07 11:14:28 PM  

Dinobot: Gergesa: Sectumsempra!!!

came for this reference


That's for enemies.
 
2013-01-07 11:17:20 PM  
If he'd put more effort into either dismembering and hiding the body, OR burning the house down, he might have gotten away with it. But no, he had to try both things at once.
 
2013-01-07 11:17:21 PM  

Gergesa: Sectumsempra!!!


This is actually the correct spell. Acts like a sword to slice pieces off of your opponent.

Sad that I know that.
 
2013-01-07 11:17:29 PM  

Ivo Shandor: The Repeated Meme: Nothing scary about this, subby. You should know it's his constitutional right to bear arms.

Bear arms, not human arms.


Bare arms!

Dang it, do I have to do everything around here?
 
2013-01-07 11:17:50 PM  

Gyrfalcon: HotWingAgenda: All that, and this guy only gets 2nd degree murder.

They can't prove he intended 'arm.



No arm no foul.
 
2013-01-07 11:20:15 PM  
www.oocities.org
 
2013-01-07 11:22:55 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Expecto Humerus!


i3.kym-cdn.com

You also owe me a keyboard.
 
2013-01-07 11:23:54 PM  
Ban assault arms now!
 
2013-01-07 11:24:09 PM  
Who has four thumbs and likes to party? This guy!
 
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