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(TMZ)   Al Roker: "I sharted myself at the White House"   (tmz.com) divider line 47
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2013-01-07 08:33:40 PM
I wanna click the shirt it! button so bad right now
 
2013-01-07 08:37:51 PM
Thanks for sharing Al. I know it's been eating you up keeping that big secret to yourself all this time. Perhaps now you can start to heal.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:06 PM
"That's a look at the national picture.  Here's what's crappening in your neck of the woods."


/fark yeah I'm using my redlighted thread title for this story I submitted several hours ago
 
2013-01-07 08:46:07 PM
That's how he reproduces.
 
2013-01-07 08:46:37 PM
What a shiatty story.
 
2013-01-07 08:46:39 PM
fronttowardsgamer.com
 
2013-01-07 09:07:00 PM
Let's be honest before we pass judgement? Who hasn't gambled and lost?
 
2013-01-07 09:14:01 PM
JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?
 
2013-01-07 09:34:26 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?


I'm betting he has a book coming out.
 
2013-01-07 09:43:31 PM

GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.


Ow, that's gotta hurt.
 
2013-01-07 09:48:43 PM

OnceMoreWithFeeling: GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.

Ow, that's gotta hurt.


<spurble>

One laptop.  You owe me it.
 
2013-01-07 09:56:01 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?


Real people.  Real people who have sharted. Why can't we talk about.

My experience was a desperate sprint home with ass off the seat. It happens.
 
2013-01-07 09:56:03 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: OnceMoreWithFeeling: GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.

Ow, that's gotta hurt.

<spurble>

One laptop.  You owe me it.


So worth it. I'll just run a tab.
 
2013-01-07 10:18:04 PM
you would shiat yourself too, if you saw what was going on at the whitehouse.

/shameless...
 
2013-01-07 10:18:39 PM
I'm sure his teenage children also interviewed in the  segment appreciated that Al revealed that to the world I'm sure they also lovd that Al talked about his sex life as well.
 
2013-01-07 11:43:19 PM
My favorite Al Roker memory is him on the revived Hollywood Squares with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Every time Triumph lobbed an insult his way, Al would whack him with a rolled-up newspaper.
 
2013-01-07 11:43:26 PM
Seriously - who the fark hasn't shiat themselves when they've seen Obama's policies.

But really seriously, TM-farkEN-I Al
 
2013-01-07 11:46:40 PM
Never Trust a Fart!!!
how fast can you get out of a hot tub?
 
2013-01-08 12:00:00 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 12:07:23 AM

OnceMoreWithFeeling: GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.

Ow, that's gotta hurt.


Well done.
 
2013-01-08 12:07:53 AM
This deserves the hero tag.
 
2013-01-08 12:13:46 AM
Do you know what you call a person who has never shiat their pants?

A liar.
 
2013-01-08 12:13:51 AM

some_beer_drinker: you would shiat yourself too, if you saw what was going on at the whitehouse.

/shameless...


So you're saying George W Bush was pants-shiating bad?
 
2013-01-08 12:16:45 AM
See people this is why you wear underwear. His underwear did its job and caught the shiat thus saving his pants, and enabling him to continue the day with his pants unscathed.
 
2013-01-08 12:17:06 AM

drunkness_monster00: This deserves the hero tag.


For the dry-cleaner?
 
2013-01-08 12:18:47 AM
I'm both nauseated and laughing pretty hard at this story... Also baffled why he would ever share that.
 
2013-01-08 12:21:04 AM

Brick-House: Never Trust a Fart!!!
how fast can you get out of a hot tub?


Never trust a fart when your gut hurts! Go to about the 1 minute mark for the short version.
 
2013-01-08 12:21:16 AM
Feh.

Willard Scott shat ON the President.
 
2013-01-08 12:23:20 AM
I guess he found out what his anal dew point is....
 
2013-01-08 01:24:51 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?


www.giantpanther.com
 
2013-01-08 01:36:06 AM

OnceMoreWithFeeling: GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.

Ow, that's gotta hurt.


You asshole. I laughed so loud I woke up my wife and now she's pissed. That means I have to drive to my girlfriend's house if I want to get any and my car is out of gas.
 
2013-01-08 01:55:37 AM

clutchcargo2002: OnceMoreWithFeeling: GAT_00: Benevolent Misanthrope: JEEsus, Al!  Damn, man - TMI!

Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

I'm betting he has a book coming out.

Ow, that's gotta hurt.

You asshole. I laughed so loud I woke up my wife and now she's pissed. That means I have to drive to my girlfriend's house if I want to get any and my car is out of gas.


Take a laxative and see if it works itself out by the morning.
 
2013-01-08 02:08:02 AM
He's courting the middle-school market now?
 
2013-01-08 02:33:28 AM
That's okay Al. The current resident there has sharted many times there too.
 
2013-01-08 02:33:38 AM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 04:29:11 AM
Poop your big-boy pants?
 
2013-01-08 07:11:58 AM
I sharted once. It sucked.

/at least I was at home.
//off to the shower
 
2013-01-08 07:20:28 AM
i786.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-08 09:27:04 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously - who the fark shares something like this on national TV?

[www.giantpanther.com image 400x400]


George Brett.
 
2013-01-08 10:10:46 AM
What about me!??

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-08 10:59:12 AM
Could you imagine being the janitorial white house person who cleaned that bathroom later that day/week?

"Awww man, someone left an underpants burrito in the trash!!!!" *HORK*
 
2013-01-08 12:24:04 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Could you imagine being the janitorial white house person who cleaned that bathroom later that day/week?

"Awww man, someone left an underpants burrito in the trash!!!!" *HORK*


Oh man! HAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-01-08 01:58:59 PM
I guess it's the white house with brown specks now.
 
2013-01-08 04:17:15 PM
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2013-01-08 04:30:03 PM
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2013-01-08 06:59:31 PM
Gamble and lose.
 
2013-01-08 10:32:22 PM
I guess the Fark Shop isn't completely useless after all.
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