This is a late parrot: Teach him how to throw
TheSignPost: Dude, when they start to eat real food, anything besides milk..... oh man, the poop is terrible.Terrible.Remember Silence of the Lambs? Where she has this stuff in her bag that's probably ultra-strong Vicks Vaporub or something similar that she rubs under her nose to quell the stench from the corpse?You need some of that.
bk3k: Have an abortion Subby
erewhon: demaL-demaL-yeH: erewhon: I am an MRE expertYou poor bastard./Especially if they were from the first two iterations.Pork patties, great. Corpse fingers/fingers of death, numbah 10.And afterwards, oh my god. It's odd to have turds that "clink" when they hit the ground.
katerbug72: Last night he slept on the couch and then crawled in with us at four. Tonight he's sleeping on his little sofa bed on the living room floor. I put him in his bed tonight and he got up ten minutes later and went back on the couch, fell off onto his sofa bed and stayed there. Someday, I hope he sleeps in his own bed all night.
Zelron: Speak to your kids using real words, not baby talk. The more real words you use, the less they have to learn then unlearn.e.g. use cut or scrape instead of "boo boo". use vagina instead of "hoo hoo". :) Use the real words. You can use them in a soothing voice, but made up words just makes the learning harder.
White_Scarf_Syndrome: I'm a single Dad.I don't know what the fark I am doing and I need help for my brains.
Mr. Murder: /subby
Buddha Belly: Oh, and talk to the baby -- a lot. Very good for brain development.
The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Baby girl: Wipe from front to back.
skullkrusher: oh, and whatever you do, don't eat the last Almond Joy Easter Egg. You can literally buy a case of them to replace it and it won't be the same because she wanted THAT Almond Joy Easter Egg./true story
dramboxf: Keep her off the pole.
gunsmack: When changing a boy, put a washcloth on it or he will pee all over you and everything else.
sgt cyanide: kids are special.
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