This is a late parrot: Teach him how to throw
sarahthustra: give the kid name that doesn't suck.
Professor Wormbog: it sure takes a load off MY chest.
AdolfOliverPanties: Don't smell the umbilical cord stump. Trust me on this.
platkat: Wait until he's at least five or six before his first tattoo.
gunsmack: When changing a boy, put a washcloth on it or he will pee all over you and everything else.
Phletchengreuber: The trick to parenthood is redundancy. You'll definitely screw the first one up and possibly the second, so you'll need to have at least two more.
Professor Wormbog: that's so weird, because i was definitely thinking you probably SHOULD smell the umbilical cord stump. i mean it just sounds so tempting, how could you not?
sarahthustra: sage is overrated. use less of it in your dressing.
Ponzholio: If you drop your kid, blame it on the dog.
LlamaGirl: Don't forget to eat the placenta!!
AdolfOliverPanties: AdolfOliverPanties: Don't smell the umbilical cord stump. Trust me on this.Seriously, I cannot stress this enough.
sgt cyanide: kids are special.
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