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(Daily Mail)   Indian guru is early frontrunner for 2013 troll of the year   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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20336 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 11:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-07 06:46:11 PM  
8 votes:
He may have worn out his welcome over there, but he has a bright future in the GOP.
2013-01-08 01:02:16 AM  
4 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: St_Francis_P: He may have worn out his welcome over there, but he has a bright future in the GOP.

It's pathetic how some people think they have to make EVERYTHING political.


Threads have ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
2013-01-08 12:34:35 AM  
4 votes:

worlddan: This is the best way...a woman should exercise control over her body by in all cases giving a man what he wants, when he wants it. This is the only way to end the war between the sexes, to bring peace and well-being to this earth. Let the lion lie down with the lamb in the lion's stomach, digesting. The woman should do what the man wants. Then there is no rape; then we are all one.


Your words are like the sweet songs of birds. Come to me now, and let us celebrate peace and understanding between the sexes. Just let me put my birth control in first, so that we do not cheapen our love with the tyranny of childbirth.

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2013-01-07 11:16:15 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-01-07 11:54:47 PM  
3 votes:
"Ello, Westboro ov Hindia, how may I hep you?"
2013-01-07 11:35:50 PM  
2 votes:

Valiente: Sting is a man who fights for the rainforest while having six white rich children.


Why can't he have poor kids like everybody else?
2013-01-07 11:29:21 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not a rapist nor gay, but I would give it a shot with this guy and an iron rod. Maybe he can talk me out of it, if he calls me his spiritual brother and holds my hand.
2013-01-07 11:25:34 PM  
2 votes:

Fista-Phobia: But can he support SAP?


I know that people in the thread want this guy to suffer, but that's kind of extreme.
2013-01-07 09:41:14 PM  
2 votes:
Putting the blame equally on the girl, Asaram said that one cannot clap with one hand.

It takes two to tango?

And I think we found out yesterday one hand CAN clap. At least if you live in Belarus.
2013-01-07 08:50:39 PM  
2 votes:

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2013-01-08 02:56:50 AM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: St_Francis_P: He may have worn out his welcome over there, but he has a bright future in the GOP.

It's pathetic how some people think they have to make EVERYTHING political.



Not as pathetic as how well the shoe fits a major political party in the U.S.
2013-01-08 02:34:25 AM  
1 vote:
Would that work on a tax collector? Not the rape part, but the part where you take the tax guys hand and say "god told me I don't owe no taxes".
2013-01-08 01:53:19 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Summer Glau's Love Slave: "She's as guilty as her rapists!" ~ Guru Asaram Bapu

If true, then she paid with her life, so the rapists should pay with their lives as well.

/Karma for the win.
//Is it wrong of me to hope that the Guru Asaram Bapu gets raped by an elephant?

An elephant penis can't rape by itself. He'd be complicit.

I was hoping for a rabid badger to crawl into his ass, but that works, too.

Do they have badgers in India?

I said badgers twice.


Let's hope they have honey badgers. Honey badger don't give a fark. A honey badger can go right up his anus and chew his intestines all to hell. Ewww, that's nasty! Honey badger, he's nasty...
2013-01-08 01:49:59 AM  
1 vote:

sloshed_again: How do you ask a dead woman, Was it GOOD for you?


You proclaim that since she's not complaining that it wasn't, it must have been.
Equivalent of since she was passed out she didn't say no =/
2013-01-08 01:31:59 AM  
1 vote:
I see india has their own version of the W.B.C.

guru Asaram Bapu phelps sounds about right.
2013-01-08 12:22:18 AM  
1 vote:
Putting the blame equally on the girl, Asaram said that one cannot clap with one hand.

This is how you clap with one hand:
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And that is what happened to her... How does this guy live with himself?
2013-01-08 12:20:48 AM  
1 vote:

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"She was also responsible sabotaging my career"

2013-01-08 12:05:45 AM  
1 vote:
I like your Saraswati. I do not like your Saraswati devotees. Your Saraswati devotees are so unlike your Saraswati.
2013-01-08 12:03:02 AM  
1 vote:
FTA:"Chandok had levelled various allegations against Asaram and his son, including sexual immorality. It was before the same commission that Mahendra Chawla, one-time personal assistant of Asaram's son Narayan Sai, alleged he had seen Sai performing gory rituals over corpses on at least three occasions in Jhabua, Ranchi and Himmatnagar.

Chawla alleged that Sai, clad in a black outfit, used to perform these macabre rituals over corpses with a human skull kept over them. Chawla parted ways with Sai and settled in Thane in 2005."

Does this dude have a Sankara stone or something?
2013-01-07 11:56:27 PM  
1 vote:
Does every country have their own Pat Robertson?
2013-01-07 11:55:58 PM  
1 vote:
The guru is right; I can't find any fault with his logic. If a woman wants sex then it is not rape. That's the real underlying problem here....who are these women who dare to refuse sex to men; they should be ashamed of themselves. Sex leads to procreation and procreation leads to more followers and more followers lead to bigger bank accounts for the guru. I call that doing it right.

Yes, when a man wants sex every woman should reach out and grab his hand and call him brother. Amen to that. Why should anyone be ashamed of incest? There are no sexual absolutes in this world; it's all relative. And let her not stop with her brother either, she should reach out her hand and call him father. Then the guru will come and join them in a holy trinity...father...brother...and sister. For is not the trinity a threesome?

This is the best way...a woman should exercise control over her body by in all cases giving a man what he wants, when he wants it. This is the only way to end the war between the sexes, to bring peace and well-being to this earth. Let the lion lie down with the lamb in the lion's stomach, digesting. The woman should do what the man wants. Then there is no rape; then we are all one.
2013-01-07 11:42:23 PM  
1 vote:
I wish I could quit him!
2013-01-07 11:39:44 PM  
1 vote:
Mixolydian Master: I'm not a rapist nor gay, but I would give it a shot with this guy and an iron rod. Maybe he can talk me out of it, if he calls me his spiritual brother and holds my hand.

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2013-01-07 11:27:51 PM  
1 vote:
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?

/Is that a Sears poncho?
2013-01-07 11:25:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 11:21:33 PM  
1 vote:
But can he support SAP?
2013-01-07 09:39:35 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?


I dunno. Sting said that Tantric shiat is good.
2013-01-07 09:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
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