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(Daily Mail)   Indian guru is early frontrunner for 2013 troll of the year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-01-07 06:46:11 PM  
He may have worn out his welcome over there, but he has a bright future in the GOP.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:34 PM  
Absolute scum.
 
2013-01-07 08:43:38 PM  

St_Francis_P: He may have worn out his welcome over there, but he has a bright future in the GOP.


It's pathetic how some people think they have to make EVERYTHING political.
 
2013-01-07 08:50:39 PM  
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2013-01-07 09:14:07 PM  
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A gen-u-wine Indian guru...?
 
2013-01-07 09:14:28 PM  
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2013-01-07 09:20:41 PM  
This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?
 
2013-01-07 09:39:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?


I dunno. Sting said that Tantric shiat is good.
 
2013-01-07 09:41:14 PM  
Putting the blame equally on the girl, Asaram said that one cannot clap with one hand.

It takes two to tango?

And I think we found out yesterday one hand CAN clap. At least if you live in Belarus.
 
2013-01-07 09:41:29 PM  

djkutch: Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?

I dunno. Sting said that Tantric shiat is good.


I don't think he was espousing Tantric rape.
 
2013-01-07 09:47:40 PM  

doyner: djkutch: Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?

I dunno. Sting said that Tantric shiat is good.

I don't think he was espousing Tantric rape.


That's that rape that keeps raping you for hours after you finished being raped, right?
 
2013-01-07 10:03:02 PM  
By that logic when someone kicks him in the nuts (or worse) he's complicit, too, right?
 
2013-01-07 11:16:15 PM  
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2013-01-07 11:17:08 PM  

fusillade762: By that logic when someone kicks him in the nuts (or worse) he's complicit, too, right?


He should not have stood with his sinning parts vulnerable.
 
2013-01-07 11:19:45 PM  
Hopefully some vigilantes will take him out.
 
2013-01-07 11:21:33 PM  
But can he support SAP?
 
2013-01-07 11:21:35 PM  
Good to occasionally remember that, evil and stupid as Christianity and Islam tend to be, all the remaining actual bronze-age religions keep pace or pull ahead on those fronts pretty easily.
 
2013-01-07 11:21:38 PM  
How?
 
2013-01-07 11:24:23 PM  
He's either a con artist or a nutjob but I'm not sure which. There's plenty of evidence for both.
 
2013-01-07 11:25:34 PM  

Fista-Phobia: But can he support SAP?


I know that people in the thread want this guy to suffer, but that's kind of extreme.
 
2013-01-07 11:25:39 PM  
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2013-01-07 11:26:03 PM  
Addressing his followers, Asaram said that when the girl encountered the six drunk men she should have taken God's name and could have held the hand of one of the men and said "I consider you as my brother"

Tell you what: When the Rape Van pulls up to your house you can give that line a spin and see how it goes. In the mean time shut your effin hole.
 
2013-01-07 11:26:58 PM  
She should have held the men's hands and called them her religious brothers... except how would she even know if they were the same religion as her? (The guru assumes they're all Hindu but those guys could have been Vodun practitioners or Zoroastrians for all she knew...)
 
2013-01-07 11:27:39 PM  
Wow. That's pretty barbaric.

And what is the Western fascination with this whole story? Is it that they don't think rape happens elsewhere?
 
2013-01-07 11:27:51 PM  
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?

/Is that a Sears poncho?
 
2013-01-07 11:28:12 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?


Let's make blanket statements about everyone and see how wrong we are. I guess it's easier to be ignorant than to try to understand another culture.
 
2013-01-07 11:28:34 PM  
Legitimate rape, now curry style!
 
2013-01-07 11:29:21 PM  
I'm not a rapist nor gay, but I would give it a shot with this guy and an iron rod. Maybe he can talk me out of it, if he calls me his spiritual brother and holds my hand.
 
2013-01-07 11:29:55 PM  
This guy has rodeo-ed one too many unicorns side saddle as is obvious from his picture.
 
2013-01-07 11:32:55 PM  

djkutch: Benevolent Misanthrope: This, my dears, is the face of religion.  I'm not talking about half-assed, go-to-church-as-a-social-event, "Wellll, it may be what the Holy Book says but that's not really what it means" religion, I mean actual, practice-what-you-espouse religion.

Religion is bad, mmm-kay?

I dunno. Sting said that Tantric shiat is good.


Sting is a man who fights for the rainforest while having six white rich children.

Sting can go fark himself, preferably with a butt plug made from minced Indian guru farktard.
 
2013-01-07 11:35:50 PM  

Valiente: Sting is a man who fights for the rainforest while having six white rich children.


Why can't he have poor kids like everybody else?
 
2013-01-07 11:36:18 PM  
See what drinking water out of the Ganges can do to your mind.
 
2013-01-07 11:37:43 PM  
"She's as guilty as her rapists!" ~ Guru Asaram Bapu

If true, then she paid with her life, so the rapists should pay with their lives as well.

/Karma for the win.
//Is it wrong of me to hope that the Guru Asaram Bapu gets raped by an elephant?
 
2013-01-07 11:39:44 PM  
Mixolydian Master: I'm not a rapist nor gay, but I would give it a shot with this guy and an iron rod. Maybe he can talk me out of it, if he calls me his spiritual brother and holds my hand.

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2013-01-07 11:40:31 PM  
"The gang rape happened because God wasn't there"...I remember hearing something very similar to this recently...
 
2013-01-07 11:42:02 PM  
MORE GUNS.
 
2013-01-07 11:42:23 PM  
I wish I could quit him!
 
2013-01-07 11:43:49 PM  
The guy has a point. Hell, I bet the "victim's" favorite book was 50 Shades of Grey.

"Don't!" "Stop!" "Don't!" "Stop!"

Notice how all the bad guys like me keep boinking all the good looking girls.
 
2013-01-07 11:46:07 PM  

jaylectricity: Valiente: Sting is a man who fights for the rainforest while having six white rich children.

Why can't he have poor kids like everybody else?


Poor kids suck. India sends their poor kids to America. That is why this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
 
2013-01-07 11:46:46 PM  

meat0918: Wow. That's pretty barbaric.

And what is the Western fascination with this whole story? Is it that they don't think rape happens elsewhere?


Are you joking? It's causing riots over there.
 
2013-01-07 11:47:35 PM  
What a useless fellow.
 
2013-01-07 11:48:03 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: "She's as guilty as her rapists!" ~ Guru Asaram Bapu

If true, then she paid with her life, so the rapists should pay with their lives as well.

/Karma for the win.
//Is it wrong of me to hope that the Guru Asaram Bapu gets raped by an elephant?


An elephant penis can't rape by itself. He'd be complicit.

I was hoping for a rabid badger to crawl into his ass, but that works, too.

Do they have badgers in India?

I said badgers twice.
 
2013-01-07 11:50:56 PM  
Whatever it takes to make people feel better about their choices of how THEY live. "Oh this can't happen to people like ME, because I walk with God.". Sure; she didn't come up with the correct, trite saying to have a premonition about the assault or hypnotize a group of psychopaths out of murdering her... There's your root cause, people.
 
2013-01-07 11:54:47 PM  
"Ello, Westboro ov Hindia, how may I hep you?"
 
2013-01-07 11:55:58 PM  
The guru is right; I can't find any fault with his logic. If a woman wants sex then it is not rape. That's the real underlying problem here....who are these women who dare to refuse sex to men; they should be ashamed of themselves. Sex leads to procreation and procreation leads to more followers and more followers lead to bigger bank accounts for the guru. I call that doing it right.

Yes, when a man wants sex every woman should reach out and grab his hand and call him brother. Amen to that. Why should anyone be ashamed of incest? There are no sexual absolutes in this world; it's all relative. And let her not stop with her brother either, she should reach out her hand and call him father. Then the guru will come and join them in a holy trinity...father...brother...and sister. For is not the trinity a threesome?

This is the best way...a woman should exercise control over her body by in all cases giving a man what he wants, when he wants it. This is the only way to end the war between the sexes, to bring peace and well-being to this earth. Let the lion lie down with the lamb in the lion's stomach, digesting. The woman should do what the man wants. Then there is no rape; then we are all one.
 
2013-01-07 11:56:05 PM  
Perhaps her "safe word" should've been in Gurjarati.
 
2013-01-07 11:56:27 PM  
Does every country have their own Pat Robertson?
 
2013-01-08 12:01:35 AM  

Valiente: Perhaps her "safe word" should've been in Gurjarati.


Shame shame puppy shame
 
2013-01-08 12:02:35 AM  
How is this any different than the Republican party's asinine stance on rape?

/ oh, it isn't.
 
2013-01-08 12:03:02 AM  
FTA:"Chandok had levelled various allegations against Asaram and his son, including sexual immorality. It was before the same commission that Mahendra Chawla, one-time personal assistant of Asaram's son Narayan Sai, alleged he had seen Sai performing gory rituals over corpses on at least three occasions in Jhabua, Ranchi and Himmatnagar.

Chawla alleged that Sai, clad in a black outfit, used to perform these macabre rituals over corpses with a human skull kept over them. Chawla parted ways with Sai and settled in Thane in 2005."

Does this dude have a Sankara stone or something?
 
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