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(Sun News Network)   Lucky: winning the lottery Unlucky: dying from cyanide poisoning the next day   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 14
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2013-01-07 08:44:28 PM  
8 votes:
Happiness & Cyanide
2013-01-07 09:24:10 PM  
7 votes:
It's times like these when I think of something that - hate to do it but - I compare to gun laws. But hear me out and let's not make this a gun thread, we got enough of those.

Gun laws won't stop criminals from getting guns because they generally don't/can't buy their guns through gun stores. I'm a gun owner and haven't the slightest clue where to buy an illegal gun.

So where the hell does one legally buy cyanide?!?! I mean, they don't ask any questions? Did they fill this guy full of ground up peach pits?

Reminds me of a joke.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy a jar of cyanide. He says, "Lady, what the hell do you want cyanide for?"

She says, "My husband is cheating on me and I want to kill him."

The pharmacist says "Jesus, Lady, I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband! Besides, how do you know he's really cheating on you?"

She replies "Here's a picture of him having sex with your wife!"

"OH! You didn't say you had a prescription"
2013-01-07 08:41:55 PM  
5 votes:
Isn't it ironic?
2013-01-07 09:11:45 PM  
4 votes:
First rule of winning the lotto: Don't tell the wife!
2013-01-08 02:24:57 PM  
2 votes:
It was an accident

www.dwyersdollhouse.com
2013-01-07 09:46:46 PM  
2 votes:

number8: If ever there was a place where the "Ironic" tag should have been used, this was it. Disappointing, subby.


I submitted this with the ironic tag and a much better headline.

*squinty, hostile eyes @ those responsible
//you know who you are
2013-01-07 09:42:38 PM  
2 votes:

ModernLuddite: Can you just get cyanide?


Absolutely. And then you put it into a jagged little pill.
2013-01-07 09:16:51 PM  
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: Isn't it ironic?


It's like RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN on your wedding day!
2013-01-07 09:12:36 PM  
2 votes:
Did he just turn 98?
2013-01-07 09:10:49 PM  
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: Isn't it ironic?


It's like goin' crazy when you're already nuts.
2013-01-08 09:02:39 AM  
1 votes:
"Yeah... yeah, lottery, that's the ticket!"assets.nydailynews.com
2013-01-08 12:18:16 AM  
1 votes:

albuquerquehalsey: skinink: He wins a million dollars, but after taxes he get less than half a mil? Nice racket the state runs.

/Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

yeah, when he got the ticket, he was -2 dollars and afterward; he had +424,447.60 dollars. What a gyp!


would you play a game where you and nine of your family members or friends give me $1 each and I randomly select the winner. I will then give him $4 and pocket the rest for myself.
2013-01-07 10:27:20 PM  
1 votes:
i243.photobucket.com
...and for what, for a little bit of money. There's more to life than money ya know.
2013-01-07 09:25:49 PM  
1 votes:

lelio: I like how the coroner at first said it was natural causes. Um, yeah sparky let's rub two brain cells together and try and figure out why that's probably not the case.


Maybe we should check his bank account for any sudden huge deposits.
 
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