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9988 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 9:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-07 09:27:47 PM  
8 votes:
/Thanks red230
2013-01-07 10:12:34 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe they could come up with names for the events that couldn't be misconstrued as something "worse".

FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt
2013-01-07 11:43:49 PM  
2 votes:
Oh my God if a 12 year old boy with a 12 year old penis runs in a race or throws the shotput, he is in danger that some perv will appear and sex him right there on the beach!
2013-01-07 09:42:13 PM  
2 votes:
Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings!!!
2013-01-07 09:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
Oh what the hell. I'll make it easy for the rest of you.

Linkable pedobear memes.
2013-01-08 01:41:44 AM  
1 vote:
Great now I'm going to have to cancel my trip to Australia. Oh well, it's back to Thailand again.
2013-01-08 12:42:43 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, for fark's sake! Can we stop freaking out about this shiat? What's next? Putting kids in cages in the basement until they're 18?
2013-01-07 11:58:41 PM  
1 vote:
A phrase heard around my house: "Jeez, if you're going to sit on that chair, wear some goddamn pants'.

Being comfortable with nudity doesn't mean abandoning hygiene or practicality. Jokey "sports" on a beach? Who cares? Just keep the egg salad sandwiches cool.
2013-01-07 11:44:35 PM  
1 vote:

reillan: What really pisses me off is that by telling the children they have to cover up any part of themselves, we're teaching them that they have something that is sexual, we're teaching them that there are bogeymen everywhere and that it's somehow the children's fault if someone gets a hard on just by looking at them. It strikes me as being very similar to the whole "she was asking for it" mentality. It's not the kids' fault that there are pervs in the world. Stop the pervs by doing the hard police work necessary, and let the kids be kids!

Sooo, I'm gonna put you down in the 'upset the children won't be naked' column.
2013-01-07 10:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.


\I'm very sorry.
2013-01-07 10:12:05 PM  
1 vote:
I can imagine kids thinking this to be the worst family outing ever.  Boring, gross and awkward.  Oh yeah, they'll beg to come back next year.
2013-01-07 09:36:22 PM  
1 vote:
Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3

For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.

Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.

So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
2013-01-07 09:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-07 09:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
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