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2013-01-07 09:15:38 PM
Children participating in Nude Olympics

WTF?!
 
2013-01-07 09:18:11 PM
O_o
 
2013-01-07 09:22:16 PM
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2013-01-07 09:22:20 PM
To pant
 
2013-01-07 09:24:46 PM
This suddenly seems funnay, so I will say, for the record: I am not a child. I am not attracted to children. I am a real man. I shield and teach children everyday.
 
2013-01-07 09:24:59 PM
Just from the picture I never want to see the actual events
 
2013-01-07 09:25:28 PM
Oh what the hell. I'll make it easy for the rest of you.

Linkable pedobear memes.
 
2013-01-07 09:27:47 PM
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/Thanks red230
 
2013-01-07 09:28:42 PM

Indubitably: To pant


I'm just making the joke that these atypicals put on some pants, man, you? *)
 
2013-01-07 09:29:45 PM
Busted.
 
2013-01-07 09:36:22 PM
Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3

For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.

Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.

So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!
 
2013-01-07 09:38:21 PM

twistofsin: Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3

For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.

Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.

So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!


I've come to the conclusion that humans like to be hysterical. That's why there's always a new end of the world after the current one fails to live up to the hype.
 
2013-01-07 09:40:20 PM
"Nude Olympics, children" words that are wrong together

''Nude Olympics with pants" just plain doing it wrong
 
2013-01-07 09:42:13 PM
Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings!!!

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2013-01-07 09:56:30 PM
Wait a second...the other day farkers were okay with porn being shown to 5 year olds...now there is a problem with nudist activities?
 
2013-01-07 09:59:31 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings!!!

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I laughed at that way more than I should have.
 
2013-01-07 10:07:18 PM
"We can't stop people from taking photos on the beach, but if we suspect anyone of doing the wrong thing the police will be notified.''

Here's a novel idea: the group organizing the event should tightly control admission, keep kids out, and it wouldn't hurt to screen out would-be participants with sexual assault convictions either.
 
2013-01-07 10:12:05 PM
I can imagine kids thinking this to be the worst family outing ever.  Boring, gross and awkward.  Oh yeah, they'll beg to come back next year.
 
2013-01-07 10:12:34 PM
Maybe they could come up with names for the events that couldn't be misconstrued as something "worse".

FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt
 
2013-01-07 10:14:47 PM
OK, so children are encouraged to wear bottoms, but what about the under 18 yo girls who want to participate? Their boobies will be in full display Tsk tsk tsk..

/ok with frontal female nudity but only if they're 18+
 
2013-01-07 10:16:09 PM

twistofsin: Pedophiles!! Pedophiles everywhere!!!11!1!1222...3

For every actual pedophile in the world there seems to be 1,000 raving lunatics that think they are commonplace and everywhere.

Your children are more likely to be raped by their uncle than a stranger at the beach.

So please, for the sake of your children, leave them at home for the next family reunion! There's gonna be a kiddy diddler there, I know it!


You seem to be implying the uncle isn't a pedophile. If anything, I suspect the numbers are probably higher then suspected. When one is caught and reported in the news, I assume at least a hundred that got away. Even if they are mostly someones uncle or grandpa.

When I worked in the jail, there seemed to be a predominance of grandpa and step-dad cases.
 
2013-01-07 10:17:26 PM

ferretman: Wait a second...the other day farkers were okay with porn being shown to 5 year olds...now there is a problem with nudist activities?


There is?
 
2013-01-07 10:17:44 PM
Dear Optimus Prime on Cybertron there had better be a 19 year old woman nude Olympic pole vault and/or relay race.

Not that starting a sentence with the phrase "Dear Optimus Prime in Cybertron" would be conducive to getting admittance to such Olympic events I'd imagine...
 
2013-01-07 10:22:19 PM

kidsizedcoffin: Maybe they could come up with names for the events that couldn't be misconstrued as something "worse".

FTA: children's sack race and treasure hunt


Wearing bottoms for the older mens sack race should be mandatory as well.
 
2013-01-07 10:24:23 PM
The sad thing is that if nudity weren't so sexualized in our culture, there wouldn't be as much of a problem with voyeurism. Back in the original days of the Olympics a couple thousand years ago or so, the athletes did compete without clothing. They'd go nude in the gymnasiums anyway, and it was no big deal.

The article does raise a question: if they're so worried about people looking at the kids' bottoms, then why are they forcing the kids to wear bottoms?
 
2013-01-07 10:25:03 PM
The nude special Olympics will have no such stipulations.
 
Skr
2013-01-07 10:25:54 PM
"South Coast Superintendent Graeme Adcock" amused by the name in relation to this event heh
 
2013-01-07 10:27:32 PM
The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.
 
2013-01-07 10:30:17 PM

Vixen_Pot: OK, so children are encouraged to wear bottoms, but what about the under 18 yo girls who want to participate? Their boobies will be in full display Tsk tsk tsk..

/ok with frontal female nudity but only if they're 18+


It's a farking nudist group trying to promote a nudist lifestyle. If the aussie government doesn't approve of nudists doing what nudists do, they should regulate nudist colonies. Until then, IMO, they and you are free to mind your own business. If this group wants to run around collectively nude, more power to them, and your conventions on nudity and sexual expression really shouldn't apply.

This is utterly ridiculous, IMO. If nudist colonies, which often include children, are legal, than you let them do what they're gonna do while nude. Selective "this is legal except when we say it's not" crap like this really has to go- if it's a problem, it's a problem, regulate it. But if it's legal, STFU and GBTW.

PacificaFitz: Just from the picture I never want to see the actual events


The idea of nudist colonies is always much more attractive (look, I made a funny) than the reality.

\Not a pedophile, just a fan of well defined legal boundaries.
 
2013-01-07 10:32:21 PM

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.


baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.


VERY NSFW.

\I'm very sorry.
 
2013-01-07 10:53:23 PM
Not really nude olympics if they are wearing pants is it?
 
2013-01-07 10:54:50 PM
What really pisses me off is that by telling the children they have to cover up any part of themselves, we're teaching them that they have something that is sexual, we're teaching them that there are bogeymen everywhere and that it's somehow the children's fault if someone gets a hard on just by looking at them. It strikes me as being very similar to the whole "she was asking for it" mentality. It's not the kids' fault that there are pervs in the world. Stop the pervs by doing the hard police work necessary, and let the kids be kids!
 
2013-01-07 11:00:16 PM

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.


Actually, that's the right spelling. Pedophile is someone who likes feet, though everyone has OK'd the mistake.
 
2013-01-07 11:06:05 PM
Pervs at a nude beach? I never saw that coming.
 
2013-01-07 11:08:18 PM
 
2013-01-07 11:11:00 PM
Oh you silly Americans... hearing the words "nudity" + "children" = freak out.

And it seems this is a very overt way of teaching the kids that nudity is bad, by making them feel bad for wanting to be nude. Then in turn, makes them not want to engage in any more nudity in their adult lives and then won't bring up their children in that manner too.
Seriously, we're letting terrorist win by letting our freedoms slowly dissolved and rendered useless for the "greater good", and now the pedophiles are winning because one might get hard looking at a child.
 
2013-01-07 11:11:20 PM

cptjeff: VERY NSFW.

\I'm very sorry.

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2013-01-07 11:14:49 PM

cptjeff: baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

VERY NSFW.

\I'm very sorry.


You should be sorry.
 
2013-01-07 11:14:54 PM

cptjeff: Vixen_Pot: OK, so children are encouraged to wear bottoms, but what about the under 18 yo girls who want to participate? Their boobies will be in full display Tsk tsk tsk..

/ok with frontal female nudity but only if they're 18+

It's a farking nudist group trying to promote a nudist lifestyle. If the aussie government doesn't approve of nudists doing what nudists do, they should regulate nudist colonies. Until then, IMO, they and you are free to mind your own business. If this group wants to run around collectively nude, more power to them, and your conventions on nudity and sexual expression really shouldn't apply.

This is utterly ridiculous, IMO. If nudist colonies, which often include children, are legal, than you let them do what they're gonna do while nude. Selective "this is legal except when we say it's not" crap like this really has to go- if it's a problem, it's a problem, regulate it. But if it's legal, STFU and GBTW.

PacificaFitz: Just from the picture I never want to see the actual events

The idea of nudist colonies is always much more attractive (look, I made a funny) than the reality.

\Not a pedophile, just a fan of well defined legal boundaries.


Nudists don't have "colonies." Ants have colonies. Nudists have "places they go," which might be resorts, campgrounds, hotels, etc.
 
2013-01-07 11:15:32 PM

reillan: It strikes me as being very similar to the whole "she was asking for it" mentality.


Or 'cover up completely' / 'dress modestly' to keep from drawing the 'lustful eyes and thoughts of men' and 'leading men into sin', for that matter. I don't see why that should be a woman's problem.
 
2013-01-07 11:19:17 PM

cptjeff: baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

VERY NSFW.

\I'm very sorry.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-07 11:19:25 PM
In some sick way this is saying that adult nudity is not sexual and child nudity is. It's time to release the nukes and end this planet I guess.
 
2013-01-07 11:22:38 PM

cptjeff: baorao: The overseas "paedophile" spelling makes me think of young dinosaurs.

VERY NSFW.

\I'm very sorry.


Oh internet...
 
2013-01-07 11:24:46 PM

MooseUpNorth: reillan: It strikes me as being very similar to the whole "she was asking for it" mentality.

Or 'cover up completely' / 'dress modestly' to keep from drawing the 'lustful eyes and thoughts of men' and 'leading men into sin', for that matter. I don't see why that should be a woman's problem.


precisely.

Nem Wan: In some sick way this is saying that adult nudity is not sexual and child nudity is. It's time to release the nukes and end this planet I guess.


Also this.
 
2013-01-07 11:27:10 PM
On a side note, there has always been pedophiles [low key] at nudist camps/organizations/events. They have self control and don't wank off at the sight of every child, but are more then willing to take the time to catch the child when they are alone and slowly become their "best friend" over time.

Suddenly covering children up isn't going to make pedophiles go away by sudden have them think "WHAT, NO NAKED CHILDREN!.. oh fark this.. I'm getting a new hobby..."

It's Theater Security, and nothing more.
 
2013-01-07 11:33:55 PM

Brick-House: Not the kind of Tug-of-War I envision taking part in when naked. NSFW


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2013-01-07 11:35:54 PM

Piestar:

You seem to be implying the uncle isn't a pedophile. If anything, I suspect the numbers are probably higher then suspected. When one is caught and reported in the news, I assume at least a hundred that got away. Even if they are mostly someones uncle or grandpa.

When I worked in the jail, there seemed to be a predominance of grandpa and step-dad cases.


No, what I'm implying is that if you don't think it's necessary to take extraordinary precautions against pedophiles at family reunions you shouldn't worry about going to the beach.

Even if people are naked.
 
2013-01-07 11:36:51 PM

kotton: On a side note, there has always been pedophiles [low key] at nudist camps/organizations/events. They have self control and don't wank off at the sight of every child, but are more then willing to take the time to catch the child when they are alone and slowly become their "best friend" over time.

Suddenly covering children up isn't going to make pedophiles go away by sudden have them think "WHAT, NO NAKED CHILDREN!.. oh fark this.. I'm getting a new hobby..."

It's Theater Security, and nothing more.


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/difficulty: not from the nudist/naturist hall of shame. That's the Bill Kaysing of nudism.
 
2013-01-07 11:42:11 PM
Crikey.

I like nudists. I've gone nudist. Kids have been in the vicinity. But I've never wanted to have sex with 'em. That would cut into the doob-blowing, river-swimming, cooler-sucking, hammock time.
 
2013-01-07 11:43:49 PM
Oh my God if a 12 year old boy with a 12 year old penis runs in a race or throws the shotput, he is in danger that some perv will appear and sex him right there on the beach!
 
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