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2013-01-08 12:32:19 AM  
4 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Woman shows up at a hospital with burned genitals. After treating her, she is visited by a therapist. The woman explains what happens, that her husband was on a trip, and taking a friends advice, she tried masturbation. The therapist shakes her head slowly. "Listen most closely next time. It'shiatachi", not 'Hibachi'."

/I'm playing this club all week folks! Try the veal!


Joanie loves shiatachi
2013-01-08 12:28:41 AM  
3 votes:
Given sex is rape, I actually think it's a good thing the man didn't want to rape his wife.
2013-01-07 08:43:50 PM  
3 votes:
Could there BE alcohol involved?
2013-01-08 02:09:22 AM  
2 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Hitachi!!!!

Damn! I hate screwing up a good joke!


HA! I OWNED YOU
2013-01-08 01:41:00 AM  
2 votes:

Notabunny: fta was told about the no-sex

That was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.


I think the person was describing the Lost County of England.

Wessex, Essex, Sussex, but the people of Nosex are mysteriously gone.
2013-01-08 12:52:37 AM  
2 votes:
Someone just didn't submit the proper form...

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2013-01-08 12:29:43 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committed

Don't talk about the no-sex.


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"So you're saying you got the no-sex?"
"She gave me the no-sex!"
2013-01-07 11:30:20 PM  
2 votes:
Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committed

Don't talk about the no-sex.
2013-01-07 08:45:13 PM  
2 votes:
She should just get a teaching credential.

Duh.
2013-01-08 12:45:39 PM  
1 votes:
Try shoving a fire hose up there so it doesn't smell like a 3 day old dead cat.
2013-01-08 08:44:05 AM  
1 votes:

Badgerlad: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.

Aaaaaand that would result in the husband getting sex how?!?

Very quietly, most likely.


I wish I had known I could have called the cops for that!

/Dating, lotsa sex
//Engaged, lotsa sex
///Married 1 month, no-sex, and he started amping up the bastard
///He thought I couldn't leave
////He was wrong
2013-01-08 08:22:33 AM  
1 votes:
www.reactionface.info
2013-01-08 08:12:51 AM  
1 votes:

wjmorris3: That would imply I don't actually believe things. I'm Roman Catholic, and the Church teaches that any sex act performed by a man on a woman is to be considered rape.


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember be from ham-fisted trolling attempts such as "the Tawana Brawley thread" last month.

Do you really think anyone finds your inept trolls amusing? Because they don't.
2013-01-08 03:25:27 AM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: Meh. Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry


Oh my Jebus that's hilarious. But only because it happened to someone else. Yikes.
2013-01-08 02:45:18 AM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: Could there BE alcohol involved?


img208.imageshack.us
2013-01-08 01:56:29 AM  
1 votes:
Meh. Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry
2013-01-08 01:32:54 AM  
1 votes:

wjmorris3: quickdraw: wjmorris3:

Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.

*plonk*

That would imply I don't actually believe things. I'm Roman Catholic, and the Church teaches that any sex act performed by a man on a woman is to be considered rape.


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2013-01-08 12:43:40 AM  
1 votes:
cache.vevo.com
2013-01-08 12:31:22 AM  
1 votes:
Woman shows up at a hospital with burned genitals. After treating her, she is visited by a therapist. The woman explains what happens, that her husband was on a trip, and taking a friends advice, she tried masturbation. The therapist shakes her head slowly. "Listen most closely next time. It'shiatachi", not 'Hibachi'."

/I'm playing this club all week folks! Try the veal!
2013-01-08 12:21:03 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.


I bet you say that a lot.
2013-01-07 09:33:56 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.


Yeah, since I totally proved him wrong. Read the whole story around the dialog box in the middle. Scroll worked and I could still see all the words.
 
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