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(AZCentral)   Just because your husband doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he's breaking the law   ( divider line
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2013-01-07 09:04:13 PM  
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F*ck you, webmaster.
2013-01-09 04:18:26 AM  
1 vote:
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F*ck you, webmaster.

2013-01-08 09:02:00 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committed

Don't talk about the no-sex.

What about the no-tea?
2013-01-08 07:53:01 AM  
1 vote:

IlGreven: If the genders were reversed, this would be Tuesday. wouldn't make the news, since it happens on a near regular basis, right down to the physical assault.

But withholding sex from a horny woman is a BFD.novel

2013-01-08 05:29:08 AM  
1 vote:

Wayne 985: fusillade762: Maybe he wants to die?

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I loved that show, but never, ever understood why that dude was constantly whining. He always complained about his house, which was enormous and nice aside from the tacky furniture, and complained about having sex with his wife, even though she was attractive.

the premise was Al peaked early as a HS athlete with a promising future in sports. a drunken bang with an easy date led to a shotgun wedding, forever ruining his chances of fame and fortune. he never loved her. they were both from white trash dsyfunctional families. he was bitter and angry at what could have been. poorly raised, he wasn't thankful for what he did have.
2013-01-08 01:41:00 AM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: fta was told about the no-sex

That was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.

I think the person was describing the Lost County of England.

Wessex, Essex, Sussex, but the people of Nosex are mysteriously gone.
2013-01-08 12:57:28 AM  
1 vote:
I can't help but wonder what this woman looks like. He married her, farked her for a time and now has decided to stop. What changed?
2013-01-08 12:39:20 AM  
1 vote:
In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.
2013-01-08 12:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
If the roles were reversed, he would've been arrested for attempted rape.
2013-01-07 09:07:32 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-07 08:43:50 PM  
1 vote:
Could there BE alcohol involved?
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