fusillade762: Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committedDon't talk about the no-sex.
IlGreven: If the genders were reversed, this would be Tuesday. wouldn't make the news, since it happens on a near regular basis, right down to the physical assault.But withholding sex from a horny woman is a BFD.novel
Wayne 985: fusillade762: Maybe he wants to die?[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 512x384]I loved that show, but never, ever understood why that dude was constantly whining. He always complained about his house, which was enormous and nice aside from the tacky furniture, and complained about having sex with his wife, even though she was attractive.
Notabunny: fta was told about the no-sexThat was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.
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