fusillade762: Maybe he wants to die?[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 512x384]
fusillade762: Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committedDon't talk about the no-sex.
Pointy Tail of Satan: Woman shows up at a hospital with burned genitals. After treating her, she is visited by a therapist. The woman explains what happens, that her husband was on a trip, and taking a friends advice, she tried masturbation. The therapist shakes her head slowly. "Listen most closely next time. It'shiatachi", not 'Hibachi'."/I'm playing this club all week folks! Try the veal!
Pointy Tail of Satan: Hitachi!!!!Damn! I hate screwing up a good joke!
MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.
PaLarkin: I can't help but wonder what this woman looks like. He married her, farked her for a time and now has decided to stop. What changed?
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.Aaaaaand that would result in the husband getting sex how?!?
quickdraw: wjmorris3:Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.*favorited!*
Brick-House: Someone just didn't submit the proper form...[marriagecanwait.files.wordpress.com image 453x678]
wjmorris3: quickdraw: wjmorris3:Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.*favorited!*That would imply I don't actually believe things. I'm Roman Catholic, and the Church teaches that any sex act performed by a man on a woman is to be considered rape.
Notabunny: fta was told about the no-sexThat was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.
Gyrfalcon: Just because your husband doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he's breaking the law....it could mean you're breaking his balls way too often, something you might want to consider before you start calling the cops on him all the time.
Britney Spear's Speculum: If the roles were reversed, he would've been arrested for attempted rape.
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