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2013-01-07 08:43:50 PM  
Could there BE alcohol involved?
 
2013-01-07 08:45:13 PM  
She should just get a teaching credential.

Duh.
 
2013-01-07 09:04:13 PM  
Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.
 
2013-01-07 09:07:32 PM  
 
2013-01-07 09:10:10 PM  
Shoe salesman?
 
2013-01-07 09:33:56 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.


Yeah, since I totally proved him wrong. Read the whole story around the dialog box in the middle. Scroll worked and I could still see all the words.
 
2013-01-07 11:28:26 PM  
Sounds like someone has the princess syndrome in a bad way.
 
2013-01-07 11:30:20 PM  
Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committed

Don't talk about the no-sex.
 
2013-01-07 11:32:12 PM  
Maybe he wants to die?

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-01-07 11:39:30 PM  
jaylectricity
HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.

Yeah, since I totally proved him wrong. Read the whole story around the dialog box in the middle. Scroll worked and I could still see all the words.


Obscure new deslider feature:
Surf like it's 1995
(you'll have to scroll a bit)
 
2013-01-08 12:21:03 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.


I bet you say that a lot.
 
2013-01-08 12:23:09 AM  
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue.
www.deviantart.com
 
2013-01-08 12:28:34 AM  
According to some sources, withholding sex as punishment is sexual abuse.
 
2013-01-08 12:28:41 AM  
Given sex is rape, I actually think it's a good thing the man didn't want to rape his wife.
 
2013-01-08 12:29:37 AM  

fusillade762: Maybe he wants to die?

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 512x384]


I loved that show, but never, ever understood why that dude was constantly whining. He always complained about his house, which was enormous and nice aside from the tacky furniture, and complained about having sex with his wife, even though she was attractive.
 
2013-01-08 12:29:43 AM  

fusillade762: Upon arriving, officers observed that Pratt was intoxicated, was told about the no-sex and determined that no crime had been committed

Don't talk about the no-sex.


4.bp.blogspot.com

"So you're saying you got the no-sex?"
"She gave me the no-sex!"
 
2013-01-08 12:31:04 AM  
If the roles were reversed, he would've been arrested for attempted rape.
 
2013-01-08 12:31:22 AM  
Woman shows up at a hospital with burned genitals. After treating her, she is visited by a therapist. The woman explains what happens, that her husband was on a trip, and taking a friends advice, she tried masturbation. The therapist shakes her head slowly. "Listen most closely next time. It'shiatachi", not 'Hibachi'."

/I'm playing this club all week folks! Try the veal!
 
2013-01-08 12:32:19 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Woman shows up at a hospital with burned genitals. After treating her, she is visited by a therapist. The woman explains what happens, that her husband was on a trip, and taking a friends advice, she tried masturbation. The therapist shakes her head slowly. "Listen most closely next time. It'shiatachi", not 'Hibachi'."

/I'm playing this club all week folks! Try the veal!


Joanie loves shiatachi
 
2013-01-08 12:35:50 AM  
The kavorka is strong.
 
2013-01-08 12:36:07 AM  
Hitachi!!!!

Damn! I hate screwing up a good joke!
 
2013-01-08 12:36:40 AM  
she sounds like a good time
 
2013-01-08 12:39:20 AM  
In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.
 
2013-01-08 12:41:17 AM  
Was it something that he said, or the voices in her head?
 
2013-01-08 12:42:25 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Hitachi!!!!

Damn! I hate screwing up a good joke!


You got filter pwned actually, and it's pretty funny
 
2013-01-08 12:43:19 AM  

MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.


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2013-01-08 12:43:40 AM  
cache.vevo.com
 
2013-01-08 12:52:37 AM  
Someone just didn't submit the proper form...

marriagecanwait.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-08 12:52:38 AM  
That does seem a little like karma for all the times that situation has been reversed against men.. (unrealistic horndogs excluded)
 
2013-01-08 12:55:08 AM  

MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.


Aaaaaand that would result in the husband getting sex how?!?
 
2013-01-08 12:57:28 AM  
I can't help but wonder what this woman looks like. He married her, farked her for a time and now has decided to stop. What changed?
 
2013-01-08 01:04:24 AM  
The 7 ways that alcohol interferes with sex. Challenge(s) accepted

Or perhaps gets one killed?
 
2013-01-08 01:05:10 AM  

PaLarkin: I can't help but wonder what this woman looks like. He married her, farked her for a time and now has decided to stop. What changed?


Pretty much she was a crappy lay.
 
2013-01-08 01:06:47 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: HotWingAgenda: Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site.

F*ck you, webmaster.

I bet you say that a lot.


It's my catchphrase. I even have my own merchandise! But no website or online sales...
 
2013-01-08 01:09:09 AM  
Hole dug deeper she did.
 
2013-01-08 01:16:15 AM  
fta was told about the no-sex

That was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.
 
2013-01-08 01:18:38 AM  
wjmorris3:

Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.

*plonk*
 
2013-01-08 01:20:50 AM  
fta After being arrested, Pratt reportedly told police that her husband "would get what was coming to him now,"

Eeeeewww
 
2013-01-08 01:26:34 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MyToeHurts: In some countries if the wife refused sex with her husband it would be a crime and she could be killed legally.

Aaaaaand that would result in the husband getting sex how?!?


With lots of lube, hopefully.
 
2013-01-08 01:29:00 AM  

quickdraw: wjmorris3:

Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.

*plonk*


That would imply I don't actually believe things. I'm Roman Catholic, and the Church teaches that any sex act performed by a man on a woman is to be considered rape.
 
2013-01-08 01:31:23 AM  

Brick-House: Someone just didn't submit the proper form...

[marriagecanwait.files.wordpress.com image 453x678]


That's not a 27B-6
 
2013-01-08 01:32:54 AM  

wjmorris3: quickdraw: wjmorris3:

Youll get more bites if you attempt to make sense.

*plonk*

That would imply I don't actually believe things. I'm Roman Catholic, and the Church teaches that any sex act performed by a man on a woman is to be considered rape.


blog.beaumontenterprise.com
 
2013-01-08 01:35:14 AM  
If men would just put out this wouldn't be a problem.
 
2013-01-08 01:39:29 AM  
There but for the grace of God go I.
 
2013-01-08 01:41:00 AM  

Notabunny: fta was told about the no-sex

That was edited, presumably, by someone whose day no longer includes a recess.


I think the person was describing the Lost County of England.

Wessex, Essex, Sussex, but the people of Nosex are mysteriously gone.
 
2013-01-08 01:45:15 AM  
Just because your husband doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he's breaking the law

....it could mean you're breaking his balls way too often, something you might want to consider before you start calling the cops on him all the time.
 
2013-01-08 01:56:29 AM  
Meh. Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry
 
2013-01-08 01:59:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Just because your husband doesn't want to have sex with you doesn't mean he's breaking the law

....it could mean you're breaking his balls way too often, something you might want to consider before you start calling the cops on him all the time.


It could also mean he has a limp noodle and the old popsicle stick trick ain't working.
 
2013-01-08 02:05:31 AM  

PaLarkin: I can't help but wonder what this woman looks like. He married her, farked her for a time and now has decided to stop. What changed?


Once a woman catches and binds a mate, she stops having to care for herself.
 
2013-01-08 02:09:05 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: If the roles were reversed, he would've been arrested for attempted rape.


I'm wondering about this too...

If you tell someone, "Put out, or I'll kill you!" and you aren't even armed, have you done the actus reus for attempted rape? You're obviously guilty of threatening him/her, but intuitively it doesn't sound like you've gone far enough for it to be prosecuted as an attempt. My years of amateur Internet lawyering tell me that you have to do some sort of overt, unmistakable act, especially considering that people threaten to kill people all the time without literally meaning it. It seems like it would be hard to bust you for robbery just for yelling, "I'll kill you if you don't give up that remote!"

I think with attempts you have to go far enough that it's impossible for you to change your mind. With attempted murder for example, it's not enough that you menaced your boss over the phone, chucked a gun in your car, and drove to the office -- who's to say you wouldn't loose your nerve before pulling the trigger? I think you pretty much have to shoot at the guy. Similarly, I'd guess you'd have to come at your victim but be prevented from raping by circumstances beyond your control, such as not getting hard or getting your balls smacked.

Not sure tho.
 
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