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(truTV)   The real reason why Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK were assassinated, and other conspiracy theories about dead presidents   ( trutv.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, financial bubbles, late-2000s recession, Federal Reserve, illuminati, Ft. Knox  
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2013-01-07 06:10:30 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: How many times have we heard the phrase "all the gold in Fort Knox"?

Ummm, not in the past 30 years or so?
2013-01-07 06:01:04 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Andrew Jackson was assassinated?

Did someone steal Obama's magical time machine and change history again?


oooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
2013-01-07 05:14:35 PM  
2 votes:
Andrew Jackson was assassinated?

Did someone steal Obama's magical time machine and change history again?
2013-01-07 08:34:07 PM  
1 vote:

Artist: Oh, and my grandmother was convinced that JFK was still alive on an island with Marilyn Monroe. Really. No, she did not have Alzehimer's. Just a nutty grannie!


That's so romantic. It's like Kanye West and Kim K. You just want them to live on forever, in love.

On a deserted desert island. One populated by thousands of giant spiders.
2013-01-07 07:59:23 PM  
1 vote:

Olympic Trolling Judge: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Actually the gold WAS in the basement of the WTC. The Tower Takedowns and the murder of thousands on 911 were cover for the biggest heist in history, orchestrated by the Rothschilds, planned by an un-named Muslim/Kenyan community activist out of Chicago, implemented by Dick Cheney, and transported by a fleet of North Korean nuclear submarines through a secret underground water channel via Agartha. The gold is now being stored in a secret Illuminati Bank in the Himalayas, in Nepal. These are true facts.

That is a thing of beauty right there. If only you could have fit the Reptilians and the Masons in somehow.


They wouldn't let me. The radio signals make my head hurt.
2013-01-07 07:47:38 PM  
1 vote:

Snarky Acronym: Most of the gold is in the basement of the Federal Reserve Bank in Manhattan, not Fort Knox.


Hrmph! The Conspiracy is everywhere. It made my post appear with the wrong source post, simply to try to invalidate the facts. Once again:

Actually the gold WAS in the basement of the WTC. The Tower Takedowns and the murder of thousands on 911 were cover for the biggest heist in history, orchestrated by the Rothschilds, planned by an un-named Muslim/Kenyan community activist out of Chicago, implemented by Dick Cheney, and transported by a fleet of North Korean nuclear submarines through a secret underground water channel via Agartha. The gold is now being stored in a secret Illuminati Bank in the Himalayas, in Nepal. These are true facts.
2013-01-07 07:44:49 PM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: Three times I voted Jackson, thinking him bullet-proof. He just had that cockiness, I liked him.


Actually the gold WAS in the basement of the WTC. The Tower Takedowns and the murder of thousands on 911 were cover for the biggest heist in history, orchestrated by the Rothschilds, planned by an un-named Muslim/Kenyan community activist out of Chicago, implemented by Dick Cheney, and transported by a fleet of North Korean nuclear submarines through a secret underground water channel via Agartha. The gold is now being stored in a secret Illuminati Bank in the Himalayas, in Nepal. These are true facts.
2013-01-07 06:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
Jackson shot first.
2013-01-07 06:16:06 PM  
1 vote:
Male Models, duh.

/feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.
2013-01-07 06:15:48 PM  
1 vote:

rob.d: Fort Knox, ha, it's for tourists.


www.chud.com

Concurs.
2013-01-07 06:15:29 PM  
1 vote:

Bull Moose 76: That is the worst article on Fark today.


Clearly you haven't seen the Politics tab articles today.
2013-01-07 06:12:52 PM  
1 vote:
That is the worst article on Fark today.
2013-01-07 06:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
Three times I voted Jackson, thinking him bullet-proof. He just had that cockiness, I liked him.
 
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