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(Huffington Post)   The 7 ways that alcohol interferes with sex. Challenge(s) accepted   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-01-07 05:47:47 PM  
7 votes:
3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.
2013-01-07 05:47:11 PM  
5 votes:
5. Vaginal Dryness
While alcohol may lubricate a social interaction, it does nothing to lubricate a woman's vagina.


Where are you putting it?
2013-01-07 06:13:32 PM  
2 votes:
#4 is true. If you're farking a fat and ugly broad while shiatfaced it can take a long time to bust a nut

/don't judge me
//drunks need sexing too
2013-01-07 06:01:43 PM  
2 votes:
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
2013-01-07 05:48:41 PM  
2 votes:
8.- Beer goggles.
2013-01-07 08:56:45 PM  
1 vote:

OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.


Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.
2013-01-07 07:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
They misspelled "marriage."
2013-01-07 07:44:50 PM  
1 vote:

Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.


Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.
2013-01-07 06:50:58 PM  
1 vote:

CreativeFarkHandle: I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny


Put the keyboard down! Go sleep off that alcohol.
2013-01-07 06:11:05 PM  
1 vote:

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


BUT you can change him!
2013-01-07 06:01:21 PM  
1 vote:
My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.
2013-01-07 06:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
6. Treatment for PE?

You mean I could have had drunken sex count as a credit for PhysEd class?
2013-01-07 05:58:45 PM  
1 vote:
If it weren't for alcohol I'd never get laid.
2013-01-07 05:57:36 PM  
1 vote:
Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.
2013-01-07 05:50:38 PM  
1 vote:

madgonad: 3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.


Well done! When's the divorce?
2013-01-07 05:43:58 PM  
1 vote:
The blender falls into the hot tub while plugged in?
 
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