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2013-01-08 09:39:56 AM
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TMI: As a recent divorcee (5 months), alcohol prior to an intimate situation with a current partner 'deadens' the volume of the conditioning performed on me by my ex. Her baggage transferred to me over years is still cycling in my subconscious and a couple beers, wine, shots, whatever, helps quiet that background noise.
2013-01-07 06:01:43 PM
2 votes:
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
2013-01-07 05:48:41 PM
2 votes:
8.- Beer goggles.
2013-01-07 11:01:44 PM
1 votes:

iron de havilland: Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.

Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.


Here we have the use of two common feminist shaming tactics: "Charge of Misogyny" (You hate women!) and Charge of Invirility" (I bet you're gay).

What kept you from throwing in more?
2013-01-07 09:56:45 PM
1 votes:
www.drunkard.com
2013-01-07 07:44:50 PM
1 votes:

Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.


Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.
2013-01-07 07:30:59 PM
1 votes:
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Works for me.

5. Vaginal Dryness

If he goes down, then this isn't an issue. AmIrite ladies?
2013-01-07 06:03:39 PM
1 votes:
I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.
2013-01-07 06:02:58 PM
1 votes:
1. dozens of me droogies who gained first hand knowledge of crabs, the clap and the drip after drunken trysts with whomever.
2. dozens of would-be rock stars i grew up with that had to quit & get full time jobs and sell the custom van/Trans Am/motorcycle thanks to fathering unplanned babby, unwanted marriage, wives who stop putting out
3. dozen and a half guys i knew who wound up with police records following drunken shenanigans, girls moms didn't want daughter going out with "those types", no sex no date
4. dozens of guys who wound up dead over my lifetime thanks to drunk driving and or drunk drivers, no sex when dead
5. handful of fellows i know became hardcore lifelong (short life) alcoholics, no longer able to perform right
6. untold frustration of millions of men pissing away their pay packet on girls who then laugh and say "thanks for the drinks" while leaving, no head
7. maybe twice drinking too much, whisky dick can't work
2013-01-07 06:01:21 PM
1 votes:
My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.
2013-01-07 05:59:21 PM
1 votes:
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
2013-01-07 05:58:45 PM
1 votes:
If it weren't for alcohol I'd never get laid.
2013-01-07 05:47:47 PM
1 votes:
3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.
2013-01-07 05:47:11 PM
1 votes:
5. Vaginal Dryness
While alcohol may lubricate a social interaction, it does nothing to lubricate a woman's vagina.


Where are you putting it?
2013-01-07 05:43:58 PM
1 votes:
The blender falls into the hot tub while plugged in?
 
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