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2013-01-07 05:43:37 PM  
So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?
 
2013-01-07 05:43:58 PM  
The blender falls into the hot tub while plugged in?
 
2013-01-07 05:44:17 PM  

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?


That is what I was thinking as I've never had a problem getting it up totally trashed.
 
2013-01-07 05:46:04 PM  
The 7 ways that alcohol interferes with sex.

5, the last two are good things - people read before they submit right?
 
2013-01-07 05:47:11 PM  
5. Vaginal Dryness
While alcohol may lubricate a social interaction, it does nothing to lubricate a woman's vagina.


Where are you putting it?
 
2013-01-07 05:47:13 PM  
I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:26 PM  
typical. alcohol, always the double edged sword
 
2013-01-07 05:47:44 PM  
The piercing look of disappointment and disgust glaring at you during an embarrassing and ill-timed bout of whiskey dick is all it takes for you to learn to drink in moderation. Can't say I've personally experienced vaginal dryness, however.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:47 PM  
3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.
 
2013-01-07 05:48:41 PM  
8.- Beer goggles.
 
2013-01-07 05:48:52 PM  
1. Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant. Alcohol acts by inhibiting parts of the central nervous system important for sexual arousal and orgasm -- respiration, circulation and sensitivity of nerve endings.

IOW make farking seem carefree and easy but make my peepee feel like nothing's happening.
 
2013-01-07 05:49:17 PM  
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Some women may not view that as a problem.
 
2013-01-07 05:50:38 PM  

madgonad: 3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.


Well done! When's the divorce?
 
2013-01-07 05:53:26 PM  
Hm. Well, now I know what I'm doing with my weekend.
 
2013-01-07 05:55:40 PM  
Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away
 
2013-01-07 05:56:12 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.


You sound skinny.
 
2013-01-07 05:57:36 PM  
Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.
 
2013-01-07 05:57:56 PM  
Drunk sex is wonderful.
 
2013-01-07 05:58:45 PM  
If it weren't for alcohol I'd never get laid.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:21 PM  
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:33 PM  

Broktun: Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away


Mother in law was given Everclear in the hospital with her last one (7th) She was pretty much buzzed for about a month at end of term. In Utah.
 
2013-01-07 06:00:26 PM  
6. Treatment for PE?

You mean I could have had drunken sex count as a credit for PhysEd class?
 
2013-01-07 06:00:47 PM  
Having looked at thousands of women I can assure alcohol does not prevent erections.
 
2013-01-07 06:01:21 PM  
My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.
 
2013-01-07 06:01:43 PM  
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
 
2013-01-07 06:02:33 PM  

BigLuca: dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.

You sound skinny.


Not terribly. 185, 6'. Both of my parents have low BP, so I figure it was just genetically likely.
 
2013-01-07 06:02:58 PM  
1. dozens of me droogies who gained first hand knowledge of crabs, the clap and the drip after drunken trysts with whomever.
2. dozens of would-be rock stars i grew up with that had to quit & get full time jobs and sell the custom van/Trans Am/motorcycle thanks to fathering unplanned babby, unwanted marriage, wives who stop putting out
3. dozen and a half guys i knew who wound up with police records following drunken shenanigans, girls moms didn't want daughter going out with "those types", no sex no date
4. dozens of guys who wound up dead over my lifetime thanks to drunk driving and or drunk drivers, no sex when dead
5. handful of fellows i know became hardcore lifelong (short life) alcoholics, no longer able to perform right
6. untold frustration of millions of men pissing away their pay packet on girls who then laugh and say "thanks for the drinks" while leaving, no head
7. maybe twice drinking too much, whisky dick can't work
 
2013-01-07 06:03:39 PM  
I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.
 
2013-01-07 06:11:05 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


BUT you can change him!
 
2013-01-07 06:12:22 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


I like the cut of your jib
 
2013-01-07 06:13:32 PM  
#4 is true. If you're farking a fat and ugly broad while shiatfaced it can take a long time to bust a nut

/don't judge me
//drunks need sexing too
 
2013-01-07 06:19:47 PM  
How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.
 
2013-01-07 06:20:15 PM  
Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.
 
2013-01-07 06:26:51 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Can I come drink at your house?
 
2013-01-07 06:27:51 PM  
I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny
 
2013-01-07 06:31:32 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


You sure know how to pick them.

/that's the sound of your profile getting clicked by the Fark populace.

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol can interfere with sex" ?


Cleaned that up some.

It's like how non-smokers will argue up and down their claim of now cigs will make your dick not work.

Scare journalism at it's finest.

Vehement anti-drinkers will(and do I suppose), use this as an argument for not drinking.

Does =/= can

Everything overdone can have that negative impact, eventually.

Where's Ric Romero?
 
2013-01-07 06:46:37 PM  

JesseL: My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.


I agree you wife is better in bed drunk. After you fell asleep you should have seen the nasty she put on me. It was sweeeet!
 
2013-01-07 06:50:58 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny


Put the keyboard down! Go sleep off that alcohol.
 
2013-01-07 06:53:31 PM  
Alcohol Cocaine
 
2013-01-07 06:54:39 PM  
Didn't RTA

Is Whiskeydick mentioned?
 
2013-01-07 06:56:21 PM  

SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?


Can u buzz like a Hitachi?
 
2013-01-07 06:59:37 PM  

kendelrio: Swingbaby: SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?

Can u buzz like a Hitachi?

No, but I can hammer an 8" spike through a 2x4 with my penis..,,,

/happy hammering


Looks like that last guy made an ass-umption about your gender
 
2013-01-07 07:09:26 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


It would help with the visualization process if you had posted a few pics of yourself in your profile- for research of course.
 
2013-01-07 07:13:05 PM  

slayer199: Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.


I've never gone to bed with an ugly girl, but sure in hell have woken up with a few. That's how it works. Noone would concievable be that desperate going into a one nighter knowing that they would foreseeably have to gnaw their own arm off in an all out attempt at escape without waking them.
 
2013-01-07 07:22:25 PM  
I drink lots and fark. I've never had an issue. But then I'm a pro at the whole alcoholic thing.
 
2013-01-07 07:22:32 PM  
www.castropolis-drunkenmasters.de
 
2013-01-07 07:30:59 PM  
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Works for me.

5. Vaginal Dryness

If he goes down, then this isn't an issue. AmIrite ladies?
 
2013-01-07 07:31:09 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Has he asked about your bulk orders of olive oil cooking spray?
 
2013-01-07 07:44:50 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.


Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.
 
2013-01-07 07:45:11 PM  
It's hard to drink while humping.
 
2013-01-07 07:46:16 PM  

fappomatic: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Has he asked about your bulk orders of olive oil cooking spray?


I'm cooking alright...and it is plenty hot.

/Weber girl.
//Charcoal
 
2013-01-07 07:51:26 PM  
They misspelled "marriage."
 
2013-01-07 07:52:29 PM  
Swingbaby:

/Weber girl.
//Charcoal


The only way to grill!

Haven't touched my gas grill since the addition to the ol' Weber.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:41 PM  

Dreyelle: 5. Vaginal Dryness

If he goes down, then this isn't an issue. AmIrite ladies?


In my experience, dehydration, when bad enough, means that natural lubes cannot be made. That and spit is a very very poor substitute.

Also, if dehydration is present, some fluids can still be excreted but are....different.(sometimes to the point of being chunky / semi solid and/or discolored) And you want a guy to go down on that? Lemme guess, you like giving surprise redwings too..

All in all, you sound knowledgeable and/or sadistic.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:17 PM  

omeganuepsilon: All in all, you sound unknowledgeable and/or sadistic.


damn you auto correct
 
2013-01-07 08:08:24 PM  

Swingbaby: fappomatic: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Has he asked about your bulk orders of olive oil cooking spray?

I'm cooking alright...and it is plenty hot.

/Weber girl.
//Charcoal


I bastardized a smoker in order to make beer butt chicken. And the best bacon-wrapped, jalapeno stuffed pork tenderoins this side of the Pecos.

\I seem to have developed a long and glorious relationship with Kingsford.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:37 PM  

Pie_Cz: Alcohol Cocaine


Alcohol and cocaine are one of a few extremely good reasons why I can never run for office.

Or return to East Lansing.

Hmm. I can still fark, though!
 
2013-01-07 08:15:17 PM  

megarian: Pie_Cz: Alcohol Cocaine

Alcohol and cocaine are one of a few extremely good reasons why I can never run for office.

Or return to East Lansing.

Hmm. I can still fark, though!


I'm whipping up a batch of margaritas right now.  Don't be late.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:54 PM  
Whiskey dick is my fetish, so it's sorry lass, I (didn't) got mine FTW ... and a floppledopple out through the door with a (un) satisfied grin.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:06 PM  

OgreMagi: megarian: Pie_Cz: Alcohol Cocaine

Alcohol and cocaine are one of a few extremely good reasons why I can never run for office.

Or return to East Lansing.

Hmm. I can still fark, though!

I'm whipping up a batch of margaritas right now.  Don't be late.


Fiiiiiinally. I thought I was going to have to party alone with David Bowie and Star Fox on Super Nintendo.

/just park out back, I turned off the security lights
 
2013-01-07 08:51:27 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Pie_Cz: Alcohol Cocaine

Alcohol and cocaine are one of a few extremely good reasons why I can never run for office.

Or return to East Lansing.

Hmm. I can still fark, though!

I'm whipping up a batch of margaritas right now.  Don't be late.

Fiiiiiinally. I thought I was going to have to party alone with David Bowie and Star Fox on Super Nintendo.

/just park out back, I turned off the security lights


Please chain up the dog.  I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.
 
2013-01-07 08:53:07 PM  
....but that's what the drunk farking is for!

Alright, alright.
 
2013-01-07 08:56:45 PM  

OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.


Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.
 
2013-01-07 08:59:20 PM  

omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.

Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.


The really important question, however, is "crunchy or smooth?"
 
2013-01-07 09:13:51 PM  

OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.

Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.

The really important question, however, is "crunchy or smooth?"


None would be a better alternative

/but that's a good comment, i'll be borrowing that
//member of a really open family and friends when it comes to jokes with poor taste
///including really really bad pick-up lines, such as "Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?"
//Wanna have a threesome? Cause if you say yes we only need one more!
/etc
 
2013-01-07 09:19:24 PM  

omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.

Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.

The really important question, however, is "crunchy or smooth?"

None would be a better alternative

/but that's a good comment, i'll be borrowing that
//member of a really open family and friends when it comes to jokes with poor taste
///including really really bad pick-up lines, such as "Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?"
//Wanna have a threesome? Cause if you say yes we only need one more!
/etc


Steal away.  I don't mind.  I'll just have to console myself by doing illegal and immoral things with megarian.
 
2013-01-07 09:26:19 PM  

OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.

Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.

The really important question, however, is "crunchy or smooth?"

None would be a better alternative

/but that's a good comment, i'll be borrowing that
//member of a really open family and friends when it comes to jokes with poor taste
///including really really bad pick-up lines, such as "Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?"
//Wanna have a threesome? Cause if you say yes we only need one more!
/etc

Steal away.  I don't mind.  I'll just have to console myself by doing illegal and immoral things with megarian.


I have spare time.

I'm sure Yellow Cab still delivers peanut butter. With valid ID present.
 
2013-01-07 09:30:47 PM  
The only people who have sex sober before their 35th birthday are Mormons.
 
2013-01-07 09:56:45 PM  
www.drunkard.com
 
2013-01-07 09:59:31 PM  

mbillips: [www.drunkard.com image 450x655]


Heh, that's fantastic!
 
2013-01-07 10:15:23 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


I...I'm not sure what to think. Here I was, thinking OK. She said to wake her up by farking her. Which I've done a few times. Once or twice she didn't wake up.

That time where her friend was over. (she rarely has friends over)...and they made me keep drinking the tequila. Yeah, do another shot. You're a man right? Oh, it's room temperature tequila? Big deal, do another.

And I did.

I honestly was raped after college, and now i'm wondering if I was lover raped that night of the tequila.

/the night of the tequila
 
2013-01-07 10:21:53 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: omeganuepsilon: OgreMagi: I hate it when he bites me in the nuts.

Maybe in the future you could rub just a little less peanut butter on them.

The really important question, however, is "crunchy or smooth?"

None would be a better alternative

/but that's a good comment, i'll be borrowing that
//member of a really open family and friends when it comes to jokes with poor taste
///including really really bad pick-up lines, such as "Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?"
//Wanna have a threesome? Cause if you say yes we only need one more!
/etc

Steal away.  I don't mind.  I'll just have to console myself by doing illegal and immoral things with megarian.

I have spare time.

I'm sure Yellow Cab still delivers peanut butter. With valid ID present.


You are so lucky I would never set foot in Detroit. ;)
 
2013-01-07 11:01:44 PM  

iron de havilland: Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.

Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.


Here we have the use of two common feminist shaming tactics: "Charge of Misogyny" (You hate women!) and Charge of Invirility" (I bet you're gay).

What kept you from throwing in more?
 
2013-01-07 11:57:52 PM  
I deeply resent the implication that I will be "giddy" after 1-2 drinks. I also HIGHLY doubt that anyone at HuffPo is a 1-2 drink date.
 
2013-01-08 12:01:35 AM  

ramblinwreck: iron de havilland: Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.

Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.

Here we have the use of two common feminist shaming tactics: "Charge of Misogyny" (You hate women!) and Charge of Invirility" (I bet you're gay).

What kept you from throwing in more?


Agreed. I'm increasingly convinced that feminists are like tough guys -- if you have to keep screaming "Come at me, bro!" in public, you're not the real deal.
 
2013-01-08 09:39:56 AM  
TMI: As a recent divorcee (5 months), alcohol prior to an intimate situation with a current partner 'deadens' the volume of the conditioning performed on me by my ex. Her baggage transferred to me over years is still cycling in my subconscious and a couple beers, wine, shots, whatever, helps quiet that background noise.
 
2013-01-08 11:54:42 AM  

iron de havilland: Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.

Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.


Although I have a lengthy history of being on the receiving end of abusive relationships I have not becom a misogynist as you have falsely deduced from one post of a vaguely trollish nature. I wrote that based on my past experiences dating the average selfish, spoiled white north American females most of whom managed to hold on to their O.D.D. (http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/oppositional-defiant-disorder) well into adulthood where it should have metamorphosized into a nice healthy case of borderline personality disorder.
My new girl is none of the above. Apparently my severe adult ADHD led me to seek out relationships with those types of women because I thought I deserved them, a symptom of it if you will, so being made aware of this I sought out new relationship with a woman who also had ADHD and was what I considered way out of my league, found her and am in love with her.
I do use fark as a release of all the anger and bitterness my past has created and if you find my words odious, I'm sorry.
I am surprised you didn't use the standard female go-to of my dick must be small, though. Congrats for not being a complete hypocrite, only partial.
 
2013-01-08 11:56:03 AM  

BHShaman: TMI: As a recent divorcee (5 months), alcohol prior to an intimate situation with a current partner 'deadens' the volume of the conditioning performed on me by my ex. Her baggage transferred to me over years is still cycling in my subconscious and a couple beers, wine, shots, whatever, helps quiet that background noise.


It gets easier as you fully realize just how it's her baggage and not yours, man.
 
2013-01-08 03:16:32 PM  
I have never had any trouble with erections when I have been very intoxicated, but I have had problems reaching ejaculation. If I realize I am going to have a problem I usually just quit after she has had one or two orgasms. I then ether take care of myself or just stop and since I never take someone I just met home from a bar she knows exactly what is going on. I tend not to drink a lot when I know I will be having sex later on anyway.
 
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