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2013-01-07 05:43:37 PM  
So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?
 
2013-01-07 05:43:58 PM  
The blender falls into the hot tub while plugged in?
 
2013-01-07 05:44:17 PM  

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?


That is what I was thinking as I've never had a problem getting it up totally trashed.
 
2013-01-07 05:46:04 PM  
The 7 ways that alcohol interferes with sex.

5, the last two are good things - people read before they submit right?
 
2013-01-07 05:47:11 PM  
5. Vaginal Dryness
While alcohol may lubricate a social interaction, it does nothing to lubricate a woman's vagina.


Where are you putting it?
 
2013-01-07 05:47:13 PM  
I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:26 PM  
typical. alcohol, always the double edged sword
 
2013-01-07 05:47:44 PM  
The piercing look of disappointment and disgust glaring at you during an embarrassing and ill-timed bout of whiskey dick is all it takes for you to learn to drink in moderation. Can't say I've personally experienced vaginal dryness, however.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:47 PM  
3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.
 
2013-01-07 05:48:41 PM  
8.- Beer goggles.
 
2013-01-07 05:48:52 PM  
1. Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant. Alcohol acts by inhibiting parts of the central nervous system important for sexual arousal and orgasm -- respiration, circulation and sensitivity of nerve endings.

IOW make farking seem carefree and easy but make my peepee feel like nothing's happening.
 
2013-01-07 05:49:17 PM  
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Some women may not view that as a problem.
 
2013-01-07 05:50:38 PM  

madgonad: 3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.


Well done! When's the divorce?
 
2013-01-07 05:53:26 PM  
Hm. Well, now I know what I'm doing with my weekend.
 
2013-01-07 05:55:40 PM  
Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away
 
2013-01-07 05:56:12 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.


You sound skinny.
 
2013-01-07 05:57:36 PM  
Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.
 
2013-01-07 05:57:56 PM  
Drunk sex is wonderful.
 
2013-01-07 05:58:45 PM  
If it weren't for alcohol I'd never get laid.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:21 PM  
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:33 PM  

Broktun: Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away


Mother in law was given Everclear in the hospital with her last one (7th) She was pretty much buzzed for about a month at end of term. In Utah.
 
2013-01-07 06:00:26 PM  
6. Treatment for PE?

You mean I could have had drunken sex count as a credit for PhysEd class?
 
2013-01-07 06:00:47 PM  
Having looked at thousands of women I can assure alcohol does not prevent erections.
 
2013-01-07 06:01:21 PM  
My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.
 
2013-01-07 06:01:43 PM  
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
 
2013-01-07 06:02:33 PM  

BigLuca: dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.

You sound skinny.


Not terribly. 185, 6'. Both of my parents have low BP, so I figure it was just genetically likely.
 
2013-01-07 06:02:58 PM  
1. dozens of me droogies who gained first hand knowledge of crabs, the clap and the drip after drunken trysts with whomever.
2. dozens of would-be rock stars i grew up with that had to quit & get full time jobs and sell the custom van/Trans Am/motorcycle thanks to fathering unplanned babby, unwanted marriage, wives who stop putting out
3. dozen and a half guys i knew who wound up with police records following drunken shenanigans, girls moms didn't want daughter going out with "those types", no sex no date
4. dozens of guys who wound up dead over my lifetime thanks to drunk driving and or drunk drivers, no sex when dead
5. handful of fellows i know became hardcore lifelong (short life) alcoholics, no longer able to perform right
6. untold frustration of millions of men pissing away their pay packet on girls who then laugh and say "thanks for the drinks" while leaving, no head
7. maybe twice drinking too much, whisky dick can't work
 
2013-01-07 06:03:39 PM  
I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.
 
2013-01-07 06:11:05 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


BUT you can change him!
 
2013-01-07 06:12:22 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


I like the cut of your jib
 
2013-01-07 06:13:32 PM  
#4 is true. If you're farking a fat and ugly broad while shiatfaced it can take a long time to bust a nut

/don't judge me
//drunks need sexing too
 
2013-01-07 06:19:47 PM  
How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.
 
2013-01-07 06:20:15 PM  
Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.
 
2013-01-07 06:26:51 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Can I come drink at your house?
 
2013-01-07 06:27:51 PM  
I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny
 
2013-01-07 06:31:32 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


You sure know how to pick them.

/that's the sound of your profile getting clicked by the Fark populace.

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol can interfere with sex" ?


Cleaned that up some.

It's like how non-smokers will argue up and down their claim of now cigs will make your dick not work.

Scare journalism at it's finest.

Vehement anti-drinkers will(and do I suppose), use this as an argument for not drinking.

Does =/= can

Everything overdone can have that negative impact, eventually.

Where's Ric Romero?
 
2013-01-07 06:46:37 PM  

JesseL: My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.


I agree you wife is better in bed drunk. After you fell asleep you should have seen the nasty she put on me. It was sweeeet!
 
2013-01-07 06:50:58 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny


Put the keyboard down! Go sleep off that alcohol.
 
2013-01-07 06:53:31 PM  
Alcohol Cocaine
 
2013-01-07 06:54:39 PM  
Didn't RTA

Is Whiskeydick mentioned?
 
2013-01-07 06:56:21 PM  

SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?


Can u buzz like a Hitachi?
 
2013-01-07 06:59:37 PM  

kendelrio: Swingbaby: SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?

Can u buzz like a Hitachi?

No, but I can hammer an 8" spike through a 2x4 with my penis..,,,

/happy hammering


Looks like that last guy made an ass-umption about your gender
 
2013-01-07 07:09:26 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


It would help with the visualization process if you had posted a few pics of yourself in your profile- for research of course.
 
2013-01-07 07:13:05 PM  

slayer199: Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.


I've never gone to bed with an ugly girl, but sure in hell have woken up with a few. That's how it works. Noone would concievable be that desperate going into a one nighter knowing that they would foreseeably have to gnaw their own arm off in an all out attempt at escape without waking them.
 
2013-01-07 07:22:25 PM  
I drink lots and fark. I've never had an issue. But then I'm a pro at the whole alcoholic thing.
 
2013-01-07 07:22:32 PM  
www.castropolis-drunkenmasters.de
 
2013-01-07 07:30:59 PM  
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Works for me.

5. Vaginal Dryness

If he goes down, then this isn't an issue. AmIrite ladies?
 
2013-01-07 07:31:09 PM  

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Has he asked about your bulk orders of olive oil cooking spray?
 
2013-01-07 07:44:50 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.


Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.
 
2013-01-07 07:45:11 PM  
It's hard to drink while humping.
 
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