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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com ) divider line
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2013-01-07 09:56:11 PM  
10 votes:

Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice.


Cetacean needed
2013-01-07 03:26:05 PM  
10 votes:
Hey it was a FEMALE dolphin. It's not like he was a homo or something.
2013-01-07 03:20:05 PM  
10 votes:
He did WHAT on porpoise?
2013-01-07 04:24:58 PM  
9 votes:
img708.imageshack.us
Hey y'all.
2013-01-07 07:41:23 PM  
8 votes:
Sounds like a Patriots fan.
They've been raping the Dolphins for years.
2013-01-07 03:28:21 PM  
8 votes:
FTFA - "gently stroking one of the two cats occupying the room with us".

That's just sick. The guy never stops.
2013-01-07 03:15:40 PM  
8 votes:
Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.
2013-01-07 07:21:11 PM  
7 votes:
Seems like a pretty urbane dude, good sense of humor. But I think he's more upfront with his past than most people would be comfortable with. "Hey, how's the car?" "It's fine. Fine. Leaks a little oil, like that dolphin I farked." "Paper or plastic, sir?" "Paper, please. Plastic harms dolphins, including that one I farked."

Just sayin, maybe some things can wait until the third date to spill, a'ight?
2013-01-07 04:48:43 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-07 03:54:29 PM  
6 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-01-07 08:16:03 PM  
5 votes:
*clickwhirrKEEKEKEclick* means no.
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM  
4 votes:
Who knew dolphins had such low standards?
2013-01-07 07:53:08 PM  
4 votes:
Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?

"You farked a human?  What the fark were you thinking?"
2013-01-07 07:35:42 PM  
4 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2013-01-07 07:16:15 PM  
4 votes:
www.dangerhere.com
2013-01-07 09:39:04 PM  
3 votes:
So long and thanks for all the dicks.
2013-01-07 08:47:09 PM  
3 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: e petting zoo eith



p.twimg.com
awkward school field trip, too?
2013-01-07 08:13:56 PM  
3 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Sigh. Of course he was molested as a child.
Child molestation needs a harsher penalty than murder.


Anyone convicted of molestation should be raped by a dolphin. Let's bring this thing full-circle and jump through it.
2013-01-07 07:59:52 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-07 07:57:27 PM  
3 votes:
www.troll.me
2013-01-07 07:32:51 PM  
3 votes:
NAMDLA?
2013-01-07 07:14:01 PM  
3 votes:

phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.


GIS for animal husbandry:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-01-07 07:01:29 PM  
3 votes:
I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.
2013-01-07 06:57:30 PM  
3 votes:
I had a picture of what this guy would look like before I clicked. Not dead on, but pretty close.
/nice sweater, unemployed dolphin-farker.
2013-01-07 04:14:44 PM  
3 votes:

St_Francis_P: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]

Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!


Actually, if you read the article, that's pretty much what he says. Also, the dolphin had "a reputation".

/I wish I was kidding
//I also wish I could un-read something
2013-01-08 01:53:18 AM  
2 votes:
The result of his illicit cross-order union:

images.wikia.com
2013-01-07 09:44:09 PM  
2 votes:
Adam and Steve = OK   Malcolm and Flipper not so much.
2013-01-07 08:49:14 PM  
2 votes:

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Fav'd as 'has dog farking roommate'.

First time I've used that description
2013-01-07 08:38:15 PM  
2 votes:
Big deal. I'm not allowed in the petting zoo either.
2013-01-07 08:31:08 PM  
2 votes:

the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x340]


I've heard of quarter horses, but that's a new one.
2013-01-07 08:24:45 PM  
2 votes:

buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Can we hear this story?
2013-01-07 08:18:29 PM  
2 votes:

indylaw: *clickwhirrKEEKEKEclick* means no.


Sometimes it means *clickKEEKEwhirrKEclick*, they just want to be chased.
2013-01-07 08:07:22 PM  
2 votes:
www.lolbrary.com

mantiseye.com

oyster.ignimgs.com
2013-01-07 07:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
www.awf.org

Forever alone
2013-01-07 07:55:17 PM  
2 votes:

jake_lex: Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?


Perhaps they're making fun of her on the inter-net.

Get it? NET? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

/It's not kelp, it's DARK.com
2013-01-07 07:51:40 PM  
2 votes:

ryant123: I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.


I snorted milk out of my blowhole.
2013-01-07 07:49:02 PM  
2 votes:
This is where I draw the the line on ichthyophyllia.
www.thereelbits.com
If kissing a 20 year old naked Daryl Hannah underwater is wrong I don't want to be right.
2013-01-07 07:28:42 PM  
2 votes:

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Is she single?  I mean, are there any dogs in her life right now?
2013-01-07 07:12:14 PM  
2 votes:
This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.
2013-01-07 07:08:00 PM  
2 votes:
So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?


Ok, I lol'd.
2013-01-07 07:05:11 PM  
2 votes:
Does not approve:
images.tvrage.com
2013-01-07 06:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
He could get a job in a sex lab
2013-01-07 06:13:06 PM  
2 votes:
Once you go blowhole...
2013-01-07 04:56:56 PM  
2 votes:
*scans headline*

i.chzbgr.com
2013-01-07 03:33:43 PM  
2 votes:

phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.


He doesn't want to be tied down.
2013-01-08 03:09:03 PM  
1 vote:

omeganuepsilon: Hannibal Lectre


Is that the British spelling of his name?
2013-01-08 12:34:41 PM  
1 vote:
Dude - Squee means Squee!
2013-01-08 07:38:39 AM  
1 vote:
basementrejects.com
♪*Verse 1*
I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother farkin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore
Cause I wasn't being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother farkin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfarkin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

*Chorus*
Mother farkin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

*Verse 4*
I really get around I'm the slut of the sea
When i say I've got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
Mother farkin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
Yeah now I'm where i belong girl

*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) motherfarkin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...) ♫
2013-01-08 02:51:30 AM  
1 vote:

James F. Campbell: buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).

Can we hear this story?


not a lot to tell. i wound up on a short-notice trip out of town, and when i came back, well, i suppose i should have called ahead but it was later in the evening and all so figured no bother.

i open the door and bam, right in front of the living room couch. the look of terror and panic on her face was pretty memorable.

all i could do/say was 'sorry, pardon me' and go into my bedroom and start unpacking.

ten minutes or so go by, and knock on the bedroom door. she's straightened herself out, gotten dressed(shame, cause she was good looking and i hadn't had an opportunity before catching her ah, occupied. but best that she did so in the circumstances), and looked REALLY upset.

this led to one of the most surreal conversations i've ever had about her history and all that. like, we downed the whole half-gallon of sorbet i'd made the week before, AND killed both six-packs of cider, surreal.

long story short, i decided that who was i to judge by who/what/how she did with her genitals, as they were HERS.

roomed together for the rest of the year-lease, when she moved. awesome roomie. great cook, clean, good sense of humor, low drama, and never drug sketchy guys into the apartment to 'crash for like, a weekend'. granted once i knew why, that last bit made TOTAL sense.

and if i should hear a moan or a whimper through the wall, i just put the earbuds in and flipped on the mp3 player, and went back to sleep.


great roommate, awesome person overall, just god-damned KINKY.
2013-01-08 01:07:53 AM  
1 vote:
Aye, but he fark one dolphin..
2013-01-07 11:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Pig o-face courtesy of Oatmeal.
2013-01-07 11:12:49 PM  
1 vote:

Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice. I mean, they're pretty smart and have sex for pleasure.
Not that I would have sex with a dolphin.
Just, you know, if you have to.


A dolphin or a gorilla? Why are you asking me that? How did I get here?

A gorilla, so we could cuddle later. And not drown.
2013-01-07 10:57:16 PM  
1 vote:

Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice. I mean, they're pretty smart and have sex for pleasure.

Not that I would have sex with a dolphin.

Just, you know, if you have to.


*Looks at username.
Sounds about right.
2013-01-07 10:56:40 PM  
1 vote:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Totally understands.
2013-01-07 10:21:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'm reading this on my phone with Dolphin browser and whenever it force closes and all my open tabs disappear I say "Fark Dolphin!"
So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/hope he finds a job
//maybe at Marine World?
2013-01-07 10:12:08 PM  
1 vote:

Monophtalmos: I think that "dolphin sex" was one of the first I memorable things I read on FARK or some other depraved site on the internet. It was actually a txt-Document, so it might even predate FARK and have been from the good old times of mailboxes, so Dolph-Porn has been one of the earliest companion of mankind surfing the net. Perhaps an ancient Farker remembers whether this text (not necessarily from this URL or in this layout) was ever featured on FARK?

Link

Anyway, the flipperbanger from this article was on FARK one year ago, so he seems to be milking the story like a dolphin in the heat.


Not sure, but I came in here to mention I'd read that thing too. That, and on USENET way back in the day, somewhere (alt.tasteless most likely) I read some really long how-to guide for having sex with dogs, as a woman. Just... wut? One of those "I'm horrified, but can't stop reading this, I have to see how far it goes" things...
2013-01-07 10:05:45 PM  
1 vote:

gas giant: Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice.

Cetacean needed


Nice
2013-01-07 09:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice. I mean, they're pretty smart and have sex for pleasure.

Not that I would have sex with a dolphin.

Just, you know, if you have to.
2013-01-07 09:34:59 PM  
1 vote:

img140.imageshack.us

2013-01-07 09:09:36 PM  
1 vote:
ecx.images-amazon.com
In this issue my 2nd cousin had a pictorial of her swimming with dolphins. Nude. Family is chock full of disfunction, so dont mind posting,,
2013-01-07 09:08:40 PM  
1 vote:
filmfanatic.org
2013-01-07 09:08:03 PM  
1 vote:
/yes, I said rape many times
2013-01-07 09:02:47 PM  
1 vote:

KidneyStone: the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x340]

I gotta get me one of those.

/That was possibly the most farked up thing I've ever read online. Except maybe the guy who had anal sex with a horse and died from internal injuries


Wait, where does farking your girlfriends dead dog in front of a daycare stand?

/Pages IXI JIM IXI
//Ha! He still had a link to it in his profile.
2013-01-07 09:02:18 PM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: San Francisco. What a surprise.


As if the Deep South has nothing to hide...

/SQUEEEEEAAAAAAALLLL
2013-01-07 08:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
Okra?
2013-01-07 08:53:02 PM  
1 vote:

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Pics? Maybe?
2013-01-07 08:46:15 PM  
1 vote:
I've always wondered what animal orgasms are like. Pigs' go on for 30 minutes? If that's anything like the standard, no wonder male mammals are out for blood every season.
2013-01-07 08:37:51 PM  
1 vote:

Thraeryn: EVERYTHING else aside, he says that during the encounter, a male dolphin tried to break things up and the female basically carried the man to another enclosure for some privacy.

Sounds like consent to me.


it also beat him up and dunked him under 12 ft of water when he tried to break off the relationship.

sounds like he was the one that got raped, if anything. whatevs its complicated yo \o/
2013-01-07 08:36:08 PM  
1 vote:

James F. Campbell: buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).

Can we hear this story?


yes please.
2013-01-07 08:32:13 PM  
1 vote:
Shall we indulge in rishathra?
2013-01-07 08:24:04 PM  
1 vote:

omeganuepsilon: How is it worse than homosexuality,


As a conservative, I agree with you.
2013-01-07 08:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
This dude needs help... on many levels. I'm thinking he probably hasn't had a chance since he was a kid. I hope he finds a therapist who will help him.

I can't process... I can't make sense of this... just too damn weird.

I know there is Rule 34, but what does this fall under? Is Zoophilia really a thing? :: ponders and considers googling :: Nope, nevermind, I don't want to see the results.
2013-01-07 07:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
San Francisco!
San Fransisco!
San Francisco!


www.createacashflowshow.com
2013-01-07 07:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

buttery_shame_cave: my dog-farking roommate


What a biatch.
2013-01-07 07:58:57 PM  
1 vote:

halB: Jaws_Victim: Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking

Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.

You're so blinded by your Cis privilege you can't see the beauty of true love.


How DARE you assume I hadn't checked my privilege before I posted that comment. I'll have you know I am operating under level 3 today, which means I can post any derogatory opinion I wish regarding rape comments. If you want to argue that Dolphin-Man sex is not rape, check YOUR privilege before we proceed, I won't debate less than a 6.
2013-01-07 07:58:05 PM  
1 vote:
I just finished reading Startide Rising, so getting a kick out of this thread.
/uplifted
2013-01-07 07:54:45 PM  
1 vote:

Jaws_Victim: Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking

Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.


You're so blinded by your Cis privilege you can't see the beauty of true love.
2013-01-07 07:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
So long, and thanks for all the fist?
2013-01-07 07:48:15 PM  
1 vote:
media.screened.com
2013-01-07 07:45:12 PM  
1 vote:

Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking


Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.
2013-01-07 07:41:02 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah but was any of the encounters in front of a daycare with a dead dog?

/Can you top that?
2013-01-07 07:37:52 PM  
1 vote:
Animals have gay sex in nature = gay sex between humans is natural.

Animals have interspecies sex in nature = interspecies sex with humans is sick, those animals are just confused.


Not saying I would ever do this but if the dolphin wanted it who am I to judge? I could see it being a very spiritual experience.
2013-01-07 07:37:04 PM  
1 vote:

KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


img132.imageshack.us
This guy?
2013-01-07 07:35:25 PM  
1 vote:

Tanukis_Parachute: there used to a be a farker who's name rhymed with 'porgor' that once posted a link to a pic of a guy on the bottom of the pool and a female dolphin just above him. they were ...umm......joined....

i don't know if he was banned or just left.


Clicking his links was like tonguing a toothache. Ow! Why do I keep doing this?!
2013-01-07 07:34:35 PM  
1 vote:
The dolphin game birth to a sperm whale nine months later
2013-01-07 07:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
Because the fishy smell of a human vag just wasn't enough for him....
2013-01-07 07:29:27 PM  
1 vote:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"

On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.


So if a male dolphin attempts to forcibly have sex with a human (they do), the dolphin hasn't consented and the human is attempting dolphin rape?
2013-01-07 07:25:16 PM  
1 vote:

my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"


On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.
2013-01-07 07:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
Uhhh *takes cats off of him*

Ill just take those LOL
2013-01-07 07:22:44 PM  
1 vote:

the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:


It's important to have a career that makes a difference, boys.
2013-01-07 07:22:38 PM  
1 vote:
so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"
2013-01-07 07:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
Hot Damn! He's going to Sea World Floridaland!

// oblig
2013-01-07 07:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
Man... Christopher Walken has fallen on hard times...

blogs.sfweekly.com
www.bill-johnson.com
2013-01-07 07:15:35 PM  
1 vote:

KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, hi.
2013-01-07 07:14:21 PM  
1 vote:
This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.
2013-01-07 07:12:46 PM  
1 vote:

bugmn99: So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?

Ok, I lol'd.


So did I. A lot.
2013-01-07 07:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
Well, at least he didn't drop acid with the dolphin while trying to make it learn English.

/government experiments are hilarious
//Source, item 4
2013-01-07 07:06:45 PM  
1 vote:
Interspecies erotica thread!
2013-01-07 06:59:07 PM  
1 vote:
They killed flipper?

/obscure?
2013-01-07 06:55:52 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe dolphin sex doesn't fit in with some company cultures.
2013-01-07 06:50:53 PM  
1 vote:
i137.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 06:47:26 PM  
1 vote:
No Hank Hill? Fark! I am disappoint.
2013-01-07 05:36:00 PM  
1 vote:
This dolphin would like a word. Then a turn.

dtdstudios.com
2013-01-07 05:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
Proof that all dolphins want do is to muck about in the water in order to have a good time.


/So long and thanks for all the fish
2013-01-07 04:31:22 PM  
1 vote:

Godscrack: [img708.imageshack.us image 628x476]
Hey y'all.


Given the content of TFA, I should have expected to see this meme in here.
2013-01-07 04:16:25 PM  
1 vote:
Mr. Brenner, we're going to be covering a lot of subjects in great deal of detail over the course of thi interview, but I'd like to begin completely out of context by asking you one question, more than any other, almost every American and people all over the world want me to ask. Did you put it in the blowhole or the va-jay-jay?

It was vaginal sex. Vaginal sex. Blowholes are for breathing. Sometimes male dolphins do each other in the blowhole, but you wouldn't find me trying to do that.


Well, of course not, because sticking it in the blowhole would be gay.

/ Usually I'd say NTTAWWT but in this case....
2013-01-07 04:05:10 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]


Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!
2013-01-07 03:59:04 PM  
1 vote:
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