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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 79
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2013-01-07 07:51:47 PM
6 votes:
Why do people have to say va-jay-jay? That really is the silliest 10 year old boy thing to say and it seems to be mainstream now, honestly can't stand it. Probably the most distasteful thing in the article, aside from the cat stroking. The rest was bad too
2013-01-07 07:53:08 PM
5 votes:
Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?

"You farked a human?  What the fark were you thinking?"
2013-01-07 08:52:20 PM
4 votes:

liam76: People who diddle kids often elaborate and spin the story in such a way you would think the kid wanted it. Do you believe them as well?


Not all of us are that dim, please speak for yourself.

Besides. Society has deemed a legal age for "kids", even if the "kid" did want it.

There is a distinction that needs be made there. It is not a mental illness(or rather it's a hotly debated topic), for people to want to have sex with younger people still capable of procreation. For thousands of years it's been one way man has had of ensuring the offspring was his. The only thing that's changed is society and it's idea's of morals.

Similarly masturbation and homosexuality. These aren't even for the purposes of reproduction, just enjoyment. Neither of these is considered a mental illness any more by any reputable standard like the DSM(though they used to be).

If you want to describe precisely how it's "wrong", do that. Do not attempt to try and play morality police by associating X with Z. It may work with some, but it won't fly here.
2013-01-07 08:22:13 PM
4 votes:
EVERYTHING else aside, he says that during the encounter, a male dolphin tried to break things up and the female basically carried the man to another enclosure for some privacy.

Sounds like consent to me.
2013-01-07 07:09:56 PM
4 votes:
FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.
2013-01-07 11:10:37 PM
3 votes:
I'm ok with this.

I completely agree with Brenner in that the notion of a human raping a 400lb dolphin in deep water is ridiculous. If he farked that dolphin, it's only because she was into it. she could easily have killed him any time she wanted to.

There is a world of difference, I think, between farking a poor dog you've got pinned to the floor and getting it on with a cetacean who feels like experimenting.

Heck, I've got nothing against women who fark their dogs - provided, again, they aren't pinning them to the ground. I know my dog would've loved to fark ANYTHING with a pulse (and that last part is more like a guideline) when he was in hump-crazy season.
2013-01-07 09:23:43 PM
3 votes:

Richard Roma: The most disturbing part of this is that, if he's recalling the experience correctly, I find it difficult to say that what he did equals cruelty to animals


That's pretty much a lot of people's take on it here.

Sure, the guy is odd, but any sort of persecution for that when we've all got our own oddities is, well, sort of pointless and hypocritical.

We still need the law, there are people who will do so with less...empathy... for the animals.

That's part of the reason that a lot of laws are on the books, especially in the military. It's not like half of them are ever looked for or enforced, but when you come under review..It's so when you do fark up seriously, there are a plethora of charges that you will get nailed with.
2013-01-07 08:07:23 PM
3 votes:

Bob_Laublaw: PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.


Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward. Does he have some kind of mental illness in need a treatment? I really doubt it. What he did was definitely weird and it inspires that "ick" reaction, but you know what? All he did was take thinking with his dick to the logical extremes, and in the process didn't hurt anybody, dolphin included. It's a shame he's having employment problems due to this, but it's really not surprising. As stated above, he should have used a pen name.
2013-01-07 07:48:28 PM
3 votes:
I'm not even going to touch the whole dolphin and other animal sex part, but if you do shiat like that, and write a book about it, USE A FARKING PEN NAME if you expect to be employed later in life.
2013-01-07 07:37:52 PM
3 votes:
Animals have gay sex in nature = gay sex between humans is natural.

Animals have interspecies sex in nature = interspecies sex with humans is sick, those animals are just confused.


Not saying I would ever do this but if the dolphin wanted it who am I to judge? I could see it being a very spiritual experience.
2013-01-07 07:22:38 PM
3 votes:
so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"
2013-01-07 07:21:11 PM
3 votes:
Seems like a pretty urbane dude, good sense of humor. But I think he's more upfront with his past than most people would be comfortable with. "Hey, how's the car?" "It's fine. Fine. Leaks a little oil, like that dolphin I farked." "Paper or plastic, sir?" "Paper, please. Plastic harms dolphins, including that one I farked."

Just sayin, maybe some things can wait until the third date to spill, a'ight?
2013-01-07 07:14:21 PM
3 votes:
This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.
2013-01-07 06:49:52 PM
3 votes:
Ya know, I've read a lot of icky stuff on the internet, but I'm not gonna read about this guy.
2013-01-07 03:07:06 PM
3 votes:
To be fair, a male dolphin will rape people, which is why "Swimming with Dolphins" is usually female dolphins only.

/Haven't read the article yet.
2013-01-08 12:10:48 AM
2 votes:
... I'm okay with this.

As other's have stated up thread, dolphins are smart and have sex for pleasure, as do humans, and if she was allowing him to fark her and not killing him, then I'd take that as consent.

The interviewer was a douche. I wish the article was more professionally written because this guy seems pretty interesting.

/remembers dolphinsex.org
2013-01-07 09:13:13 PM
2 votes:
The most disturbing part of this is that, if he's recalling the experience correctly, I find it difficult to say that what he did equals cruelty to animals. My justification for laws prohibiting sex with animals has been that animals can't form consent, but it doesn't sound like that's the case here. Assuming that he's not full of shiat, which I really really want to believe.

Oh and I guess the whole "Sex cult abuse as a child" thing is disturbing too. But at least predictably disturbing.
2013-01-07 09:07:13 PM
2 votes:

Rezurok: Not to mention the fact that the little kid is typically not twice the size of said diddler and capable of drowning them if they so choose.


Nor do kids generally dry hump people. Of course, if it's in a pool, is still a dry hump?

I did forget the disclaimer, that we take the article at face value.

Sure, it's possible it wasn't consensual at all and actual rape(ie non-consent) was involved, but with no way of knowing, and having seen all kinds of animals get sexual with other species and genders and even inanimate objects, it is believable.

Sure, if a dog is humping your leg and you reach down to finish him off, sure, it's gross, but rape is not implicit.

media.south-parkx.info

And let's not equivocate consensual but statutory rape with nonconsensual rape via coercion (or unconsciousness).
2013-01-07 08:39:49 PM
2 votes:
I had to stop reading. he was molested as a kid. end of story. any kind of sexual assault (esp if it happens as a kid) will fark u up. some worse than others....
2013-01-07 08:38:24 PM
2 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.

Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

/agree w you
//whenever I remember the Catholic guilt - which is often even though I haven't gone to Mass in like 5 years - I'll now think "well, that's annoying, but at least I never had sex with a dolphin"


Sorry, but yeah I just can't make fun of someone that has such a farked up childhood. With that kind of cult, and having those types of parents, he didn't stand a chance of having a normal upbringing for him to have stable healthy relationships. It makes you kind of understand why he probably went and had sex with a dolphin, he didn't have to worry about the dolphin molesting him, and he had some control over the situation. Probably the first time he had control over anything when it comes to a "relationship" He knows it's not right, but he can't relate or handle things the way society wants him to, but he can only do with what feels comfortable to him.
2013-01-07 08:37:51 PM
2 votes:

Thraeryn: EVERYTHING else aside, he says that during the encounter, a male dolphin tried to break things up and the female basically carried the man to another enclosure for some privacy.

Sounds like consent to me.


it also beat him up and dunked him under 12 ft of water when he tried to break off the relationship.

sounds like he was the one that got raped, if anything. whatevs its complicated yo \o/
2013-01-07 08:11:08 PM
2 votes:
Sigh. Of course he was molested as a child.
Child molestation needs a harsher penalty than murder.
2013-01-07 07:52:12 PM
2 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x776]
This guy?


Ugh. I hate people.
2013-01-07 07:50:57 PM
2 votes:
I think that "dolphin sex" was one of the first I memorable things I read on FARK or some other depraved site on the internet. It was actually a txt-Document, so it might even predate FARK and have been from the good old times of mailboxes, so Dolph-Porn has been one of the earliest companion of mankind surfing the net. Perhaps an ancient Farker remembers whether this text (not necessarily from this URL or in this layout) was ever featured on FARK?

Link

Anyway, the flipperbanger from this article was on FARK one year ago, so he seems to be milking the story like a dolphin in the heat.
2013-01-07 07:48:40 PM
2 votes:
PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.
2013-01-07 07:32:20 PM
2 votes:
Meh, this is a test for if you're committed to being a liberal or just another flavor of fundy conservative.

Not the dolphin farking, but you're eww gross kneejerk responses.

We're just animals people. Not much better than the dog that humps your leg, when you get right down to it.

chosis.coldfusionvideo.com
Just go with it.

No less consensual than approaching any sort of lover with gestures instead of words.

How is it worse than homosexuality, or, say, incest among 2 consenting adults who are more or less sane as you or I?

Not saying I condone it mind you, just talking about the philosophy behind it. What makes sex with X creepy? Why is your hand or an inanimate object perfectly acceptable?

/all rhetorical, really
//the whole telepathy thing though, yeah, that's out there...
2013-01-07 07:29:27 PM
2 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"

On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.


So if a male dolphin attempts to forcibly have sex with a human (they do), the dolphin hasn't consented and the human is attempting dolphin rape?
2013-01-07 05:10:11 PM
2 votes:
Proof that all dolphins want do is to muck about in the water in order to have a good time.


/So long and thanks for all the fish
2013-01-07 04:48:43 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-07 04:14:44 PM
2 votes:

St_Francis_P: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]

Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!


Actually, if you read the article, that's pretty much what he says. Also, the dolphin had "a reputation".

/I wish I was kidding
//I also wish I could un-read something
Esn
2013-01-08 05:33:11 AM
1 votes:

duenor: I'm ok with this.

I completely agree with Brenner in that the notion of a human raping a 400lb dolphin in deep water is ridiculous. If he farked that dolphin, it's only because she was into it. she could easily have killed him any time she wanted to.

There is a world of difference, I think, between farking a poor dog you've got pinned to the floor and getting it on with a cetacean who feels like experimenting.

Heck, I've got nothing against women who fark their dogs - provided, again, they aren't pinning them to the ground. I know my dog would've loved to fark ANYTHING with a pulse (and that last part is more like a guideline) when he was in hump-crazy season.


Yeah... most of the opposition to this is from the sheer "yuck" factor, i.e. the same reason why many conservatives don't like homosexuality. (it's also been proven that conservatives are more likely to feel the emotion of disgust than liberals)

Dislike the guy if you like, but don't pretend that it's for some sort of high-minded philosophical reason - all of your negative feelings are because you have an automatic reaction of disgust deep in the lower regions of your brain (a reaction which evolution put there so that people wouldn't waste their sexual energies on things that wouldn't lead to healthy offspring. The same reason many people are disgusted by incest, homosexuality, and yes, masturbation too).
Most people don't cross-examine their natural reactions to see if they're actually valid in a particular situation because that feels too much like admitting that free will may be illusory.
2013-01-08 02:51:30 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).

Can we hear this story?


not a lot to tell. i wound up on a short-notice trip out of town, and when i came back, well, i suppose i should have called ahead but it was later in the evening and all so figured no bother.

i open the door and bam, right in front of the living room couch. the look of terror and panic on her face was pretty memorable.

all i could do/say was 'sorry, pardon me' and go into my bedroom and start unpacking.

ten minutes or so go by, and knock on the bedroom door. she's straightened herself out, gotten dressed(shame, cause she was good looking and i hadn't had an opportunity before catching her ah, occupied. but best that she did so in the circumstances), and looked REALLY upset.

this led to one of the most surreal conversations i've ever had about her history and all that. like, we downed the whole half-gallon of sorbet i'd made the week before, AND killed both six-packs of cider, surreal.

long story short, i decided that who was i to judge by who/what/how she did with her genitals, as they were HERS.

roomed together for the rest of the year-lease, when she moved. awesome roomie. great cook, clean, good sense of humor, low drama, and never drug sketchy guys into the apartment to 'crash for like, a weekend'. granted once i knew why, that last bit made TOTAL sense.

and if i should hear a moan or a whimper through the wall, i just put the earbuds in and flipped on the mp3 player, and went back to sleep.


great roommate, awesome person overall, just god-damned KINKY.
2013-01-07 11:44:46 PM
1 votes:
CSB:  The closed theme park where he farked the dolphin was called Floridaland, and I went there as a child in the mid 1960s. I remember the dolphin shows they had (which did not include farking.). A few years after this guy did the deed with Dolly dolphin, the park was sold and turned into an upscale residential development and the dolphin arena turned into a marina. My parents lived there for 30 years.

/CSB
2013-01-07 11:13:30 PM
1 votes:
Cannot view article - it keeps trying to get me to save it as a .php file. Not having this problem with any other articles... what am I doing wrong?

Speaking of .php, though -- my company is looking to hire a .php developer if anyone with that skill set looking for job. Can be local (Atlanta area) or telecommute.
2013-01-07 10:21:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm reading this on my phone with Dolphin browser and whenever it force closes and all my open tabs disappear I say "Fark Dolphin!"
So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/hope he finds a job
//maybe at Marine World?
2013-01-07 09:46:33 PM
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


This guy?


That's gotta be either a cop or a troll, right? Seriously, nobody's THAT depraved.
2013-01-07 09:44:09 PM
1 votes:
Adam and Steve = OK   Malcolm and Flipper not so much.
2013-01-07 09:39:04 PM
1 votes:
So long and thanks for all the dicks.
2013-01-07 08:54:20 PM
1 votes:

equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...


He instigated the sex with the dolphin, there fore he had SOME control of the situation with the dolphin. It's not like the dolphin was like oh yeah take me now biatch.
2013-01-07 08:32:13 PM
1 votes:
Shall we indulge in rishathra?
2013-01-07 08:20:57 PM
1 votes:

Rezurok: Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward.


Although some dianosis are ultimately proved 'wrong' over the passage of time, I'm sticking with the DSM's inclusion/classification of bestiality & zoophilia when it comes to inter-species intimacy.
2013-01-07 08:20:46 PM
1 votes:

J-stroy: Why do people have to say va-jay-jay? That really is the silliest 10 year old boy thing to say and it seems to be mainstream now, honestly can't stand it. Probably the most distasteful thing in the article, aside from the cat stroking. The rest was bad too


Yeah, the article's immature writing made me almost as uncomfortable as the subject.
2013-01-07 08:15:34 PM
1 votes:
This dude needs help... on many levels. I'm thinking he probably hasn't had a chance since he was a kid. I hope he finds a therapist who will help him.

I can't process... I can't make sense of this... just too damn weird.

I know there is Rule 34, but what does this fall under? Is Zoophilia really a thing? :: ponders and considers googling :: Nope, nevermind, I don't want to see the results.
2013-01-07 08:15:08 PM
1 votes:

Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?


FYI, diseases don't work like that. Some bacterial infections can jump species, but most viruses can't. That's why cat's get FIV, apes get SIV and humans get HIV.
2013-01-07 08:01:51 PM
1 votes:

demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.


This is why humanity never fails to scare me.
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM
1 votes:
Who knew dolphins had such low standards?
2013-01-07 07:59:55 PM
1 votes:
San Francisco!
San Fransisco!
San Francisco!


www.createacashflowshow.com
2013-01-07 07:59:01 PM
1 votes:

buttery_shame_cave: my dog-farking roommate


What a biatch.
2013-01-07 07:58:17 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-07 07:57:33 PM
1 votes:
Dude should have checked into things before getting into his bestiality kink; doesn't he know the only way one can get away with being so messed up sexually is to be really hot to the sex of your choice?
2013-01-07 07:57:27 PM
1 votes:
www.troll.me
2013-01-07 07:54:34 PM
1 votes:
Well really, they did look like they were in love in that early photo.
Not surprised he can't get a good job, though. I mean really. What does he expect.
2013-01-07 07:54:21 PM
1 votes:
Most middle aged white women have sex with their dogs
/Or so I heard
2013-01-07 07:50:26 PM
1 votes:
So long, and thanks for all the fist?
2013-01-07 07:49:16 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: I'm not sure if that beats sex with an armadillo, or not.


"Sir, I have this armadillo in car, and it's covered in my sperm. Should I  not have done that?"
2013-01-07 07:49:02 PM
1 votes:
This is where I draw the the line on ichthyophyllia.
www.thereelbits.com
If kissing a 20 year old naked Daryl Hannah underwater is wrong I don't want to be right.
2013-01-07 07:41:23 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a Patriots fan.
They've been raping the Dolphins for years.
2013-01-07 07:36:02 PM
1 votes:
Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?
2013-01-07 07:35:42 PM
1 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2013-01-07 07:33:37 PM
1 votes:
Hmmmm.....from San Fraancisco.
Why aren't I surprised ?
2013-01-07 07:29:16 PM
1 votes:
there used to a be a farker who's name rhymed with 'porgor' that once posted a link to a pic of a guy on the bottom of the pool and a female dolphin just above him. they were ...umm......joined....

i don't know if he was banned or just left.
2013-01-07 07:25:16 PM
1 votes:

my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"


On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.
2013-01-07 07:22:37 PM
1 votes:
I guess you guys missed out on dolphinsex.org (came out around the same time as goatse.. long gone now)
2013-01-07 07:21:46 PM
1 votes:
i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).
2013-01-07 07:14:01 PM
1 votes:

phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.


GIS for animal husbandry:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-01-07 07:12:14 PM
1 votes:
This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.
2013-01-07 07:10:14 PM
1 votes:
Well, at least he didn't drop acid with the dolphin while trying to make it learn English.

/government experiments are hilarious
//Source, item 4
2013-01-07 07:09:53 PM
1 votes:
What the fark did I just read...
2013-01-07 07:06:45 PM
1 votes:
Interspecies erotica thread!
2013-01-07 07:01:29 PM
1 votes:
I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.
2013-01-07 06:59:56 PM
1 votes:
Dolphin-farking pervert cannot get a job.
Nothing to see here, citizen.
2013-01-07 06:54:44 PM
1 votes:
It can never be said enough- you want good oral sex don't date a dolphin. And that blowhole thing: it's not what you think it's for.
2013-01-07 05:36:00 PM
1 votes:
This dolphin would like a word. Then a turn.

dtdstudios.com
2013-01-07 04:02:36 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he was just looking for some tuna but got caught in a net with a dolphin.
2013-01-07 03:28:21 PM
1 votes:
FTFA - "gently stroking one of the two cats occupying the room with us".

That's just sick. The guy never stops.
2013-01-07 03:26:05 PM
1 votes:
Hey it was a FEMALE dolphin. It's not like he was a homo or something.
2013-01-07 03:20:05 PM
1 votes:
He did WHAT on porpoise?
2013-01-07 03:15:40 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.
2013-01-07 02:56:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm not sure if that beats sex with an armadillo, or not.
 
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